Msaada tutani: Mzee alienipenda

[Shunie]

Nipo mdogo wangu, kwema lakini!!!

Nimekumiss sana

mm je nimekumiss sana vip lkn unaendeleaje

 

[Sakayo]

mm je nimekumiss sana vip lkn unaendeleaje

Naendelea vizuri mamy!!!

Waionaje hali

 

[Shunie]

Naendelea vizuri mamy!!!

Waionaje hali

namshkuru Mungu sana kikubwa uzima

 

[Sakayo]

namshkuru Mungu sana kikubwa uzima

Amina mamy!!

 

[Amadoli]

Wakuu mbona mim nikiwatokea hawa madem mara nyingi naambulia vibuti?

 

[Money Penny]

Wengi hamjamuelewa mleta mada tatizo la huyo mzee ni kwamba hajitumi yani yeye akifika anauweka tu. Yani kama mautundu yote inabaki kazi ya uyu bidada

Asante bora uwaambie maana wanajifajya hawaelewi

m

nyweshe viagra akakufie kabisa mkuu

Hahaha mwengine huyu hapa hajaelwwa somo

 

[Quinine Mwitu]

nimekuelewa sana sema muda mwingine tunaamua kufurahi tuu,kazi na dawa au hujui mkuu?

Asante bora uwaambie maana wanajifajya hawaelewi


Hahaha mwengine huyu hapa hajaelwwa somo

 

[Money Penny]

mm je nimekumiss sana vip lkn unaendeleaje

Na

Amina mamy!!

Sasa hivi fuji jamaa si mkaongee DM au?

Wakuu mbona mim nikiwatokea hawa madem mara nyingi naambulia vibuti?

Du pole!
Labda haupatoi approach nzuri si unaona mzee na uzee wake amemzoom demu wiki na viji bonus kidogo we approach tako ikoje labda tukusaidie boss?!

 

[Money Penny]

nimekuelewa sana sema muda mwingine tunaamua kufurahi tuu,kazi na dawa au hujui mkuu?

Dah!
Aya bana, barida!

Basi tumsaidie mdogo wetu huyu analia lia

Huyu hapa

Wakuu mbona mim nikiwatokea hawa madem mara nyingi naambulia vibuti?

 

[Money Penny]

Wakuu mbona mim nikiwatokea hawa madem mara nyingi naambulia vibuti?

Njoo usome hii story itakusaidia approach

Story: Side Chic & Main Chic ~ A Forever Battle

 

[Quinine Mwitu]

Dah!
Aya bana, barida!

Basi tumsaidie mdogo wetu huyu analia lia

Huyu hapa

huyu uliyem quote au huyo aliyesababisha ulete thread,ok huyo wa kibabu mwambie aendelee kuwa na msimamo alafu siku nyingine kama unafanya one night stand show ajue na jinsi ya kuachana kabisa na huyo aliyefanya nae,tatizo alimuonjesha babu game tamu sasa babu anatakana take away,ikishindikana amtume mtu mwenye makamo kama yake amwambie kuwa yule binti hataki tena maoea na wewe maana atamganda hadi akome

 

[Joseverest]

nipe namba yake (huyo rafiki yako) nimpigie nijaribu bahati yangu

 

[Daz denny]

Habari zenu wana MMU,
Nimewamiss! nimekuwa buzy na kuandika story ila watu hawaishi kuniletea zao!

Shogangu: Money Penny buana nimekamatika vbaya mnoo au sijui nimekamatwa au nimejikamatisha

Kuna mzee mmoja, ana miaka 50, aliniona mara 1 tu nikiwa job, basi kila week lazima aje pale ofsini. Akifika tu anaomba nimchajie simu yake.

Siku ya siku uzalendo ukamshinda, simu ilipoletwa kuchajiwa nikapitishiwa ikaja na kinoti, nikakibana kwenye kiganja nikakimuvuzisha kwenye pochi.

Kufungua kinoti nakuta namba yake ya simu na elfu 20,

Nikampotezea sikumcheki, wiki iliofuata, ilo sinema lake niliomba poo nilifukuziwa mpaka nikabadilisha route za home, mzee alizoom ruti zangu zote mpaka nikahisi ni polisi

Finally nikamsikiliza, wimbo ukawa ule ule vi date vya hapa na pale baada ya wiki tukagonga mechi! Ila yule mzee mbovu balaa, yani mimi tu ndio nashughulika yeye kakaa kama mfalme, nikampagawisha mechi 1 nikamkimbia, tangu hapo amekuwa stalker hatari, simu zake sipokei, nikitoka kazini yupo mlangoni, kaniganda kama ruba,

Sijui namfanyaje?! kusema kweli me simtaki kwa sababu moja tu penny, unajua raha ya mechi wote mridhishane, sasa ukiwa unafanya kazi zote mwenyewe kama house maid ni ngumu! Na kumweleza nashindwa maana tume date week 1 tu

Afu sio kwamba ananihonga kiiiivyo kusema nikae walaaa, vi laki 1 kwa wiki vi elfu 20 sivikosi, kila sehemu tupo level, kasoro kitandani tu!

Wana MMU embu msaidieni shogangu hapa

Mkimaliza mje kwenye kuendelea kusoma stori Story: Side Chic & Main Chic ~ A Forever Battle

Huyu mzee inabidi akamatwe anatukwamisha kwenda kwenye uchumi wa kati na viwanda!

 

[Money Penny]

Huyu mzee inabidi akamatwe anatukwamisha kwenda kwenye uchumi wa kati na viwanda!

Ahahahaha nimecheeeka mpaka mbwa wanalia nje

nipe namba yake (huyo rafiki yako) nimpigie nijaribu bahati yangu

Ahahaha, uuuwi, una hela bro?! Rafkiangu hadate watu wasio na mchuzi!
Huna mchuzi, no excuse!

huyu uliyem quote au huyo aliyesababisha ulete thread,ok huyo wa kibabu mwambie aendelee kuwa na msimamo alafu siku nyingine kama unafanya one night stand show ajue na jinsi ya kuachana kabisa na huyo aliyefanya nae,tatizo alimuonjesha babu game tamu sasa babu anatakana take away,ikishindikana amtume mtu mwenye makamo kama yake amwambie kuwa yule binti hataki tena maoea na wewe maana atamganda hadi akome

Kiru, aya boss asante

 

[Daz denny]

Ila angalia usije ukapoteza bahati! Maana inawezekana alawa malaika wachache kati ya wale waliobaki!

 

[Money Penny]

Ila angalia usije ukapoteza bahati! Maana inawezekana alawa malaika wachache kati ya wale waliobaki!

Hehe
Haya njoo na huku usome hadithi
Story: Side Chic & Main Chic ~ A Forever Battle

 

[Al-Watan]

Unamwita Mzee kwani unataka kumnyima nini?

 

[Money Penny]

Unamwita Mzee kwani unataka kumnyima nini?

Ahahahaha. Unanikumbusha enzi za ujana wangu, nilimpa baba m1 shikamoo akaniambia binti unataka kuninyima nini?!

 

[Al-Watan]

Ahahahaha. Unanikumbusha enzi za ujana wangu, nilimpa baba m1 shikamoo akaniambia binti unataka kuninyima nini?!

Hata Kikwete alilalamika,Magufuli anamuita "Mzee Kikwete, Mzee Kikwete", akasema "unataka kuninyima nini?

Nilivyosikia hivyo nikasema Kikwete muhuni sana.

Hiini kauliambayo hutolewa na wazee vijana,hususan wa Pwani, wakiamkiwa shikamoona wasichana wadogo.

Maana yake ni kwamba, Mzee akiikubali tu shikamoo, kimaadili hatakiwi kumfukuzia huyo msichana (anakuwakamabinti yake kiheshima).

Ndiyo maana wazee wa Pwani hujiwekea kinga kwa kuikataa shikamoohiyo na kusema "unataka kuninyimanini?".

Sasa nilikuwa sijasikia mwanamme kumwambiamwanamme mwenzake hivyo mpaka nilipomsikia Kikwete.

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Na hapo bado atalia akijua mpenzi wake ana kimada