Movie Reviews

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Mambo ya series za X-files, Bones, CSI Miami na CSI new york sio!?...
Me ukitoa sci-fi napenda sana Action pia ila hizi series za Horror naaangalia nikikosa cha kuangalia aseh

Hivi Jeeper Creeppers umeiona ??

 

[Wick]

Hahahaha mimi mdau sana sanaaa,
Nakumbuka kuna kipindi niliwahi hadi kugombana na mtu fulani nyumbani wakisema nimezidi.

Hahaa!!...hizi movie zinavutia sana kuzifatilia maana visa vyake ni continuous kuna kama ile Movie series ya Insurgence inabadilishwa majina sana mpaka nikashindwa endelea nayo kuifatilia.

 

[Wick]

mission impossible
john wick
acts of vengeance
hitman
golden circle
Evelyn salt
white house down
lone survivor

the punisher hii ni series fupi ya 2017​

and the like....

mtazi categorize wenyewe mi nimemaliza

Hizi ni Action crime and drama.

 

[Wick]

Hahahaha ila Darth Vader ni nyang'au aiseee!
Kwenye Rogue One ya mwaka juzi nakumbuka mwishoni kabisa liliongia kuwashughulikia The Resistance....
Liliwashikisha kichapo cha haja huku linatembea kama libwana Harusi fulani hivi...Wanapiga risasi linatumia Force Freeze kuzuia. Hata Chancellor Palpatine hafiki kwa Vader!

Kuna Star Wars Last Jedi ipo out tayari!!..

 

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Me napoangalia movie siangalii ushawishi wake tu, naangalia na technology iliyotumika kuitengeneza mambo ya CGI nayapenda sana!!..

CGI za Lords of the Rings ni funga kazi aisee!
Hivi kama yule Gollum (Smeagol) niambie walivyompatia...!

 

[Wick]

best of the best is matrix..
mkuu Malcom Lumumba angalia hii kitu. ndo movie iliyobadilisha maisha ya cinema zote za super hilo.. Franchise yake si ya kitoto...

Halafu unajua Matrix deal lingekuwa la Will Smith kuigiza lakini akawagomea ili aigize Wild Wild West!.. Matrix wanaponichanganya ni ile ya Mwisho Nero anapojisacrifice ili Kurestart the Program halafu haieleweki kaenda wapi!!..

 

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Need for Speed

 

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Kuna Star Wars Last Jedi ipo out tayari!!..

Nimeicheki mazee.....!
It hurts to know this will be the Last Time we see Carrie Fisher...(Senetor Leia Organa)

 

[Wick]

Hawa ni Characters kwenye Star Trek Franchise.
Ilikuwa ni The Most Ruthless Intelligence Organisation within The Galaxy.
Shughuli yao ilikuwa siyo ya mchezo mchezo yanii, walifanikiwa kuwafanya wanasiasa waogope kuingilia Mambo ya Usalama. Wanasiasa na hata wanajeshi wakisikia kwamba System fulani iko chini ya Usimamizi wa Obsidian Order walikuwa wanajifikiria mara mbili mbili kabla ya kuleta Ujinga wowote. (Ni za zamani sana lakini nzuri vibaya)

Nilianza zifatilia hizo lakini ikafika kipindi nikapoteza External yangu, kuna hizo na zile stargate series!..

 

[Wick]

Hivi Jeeper Creeppers umeiona ??

Hahaha nimeziona aseehh!!...Ule uuwaji ndio ambao sasa siwezi fatilia kwa kweli!!..Hua naanza watukana actors as if wananisikia.
Umeiangalia SAW mpya me nikiikuta naipita tu kuipakua.

 

[Wick]

CGI za Lords of the Rings ni funga kazi aisee!
Hivi kama yule Gollum (Smeagol) niambie walivyompatia...!

Hahaha!!...af unajua smigol ni yule cumberbach star wa doctor strange, au khan kwenye Star trek/sherlock holmes!!...
Yani hiyo Lord of the Ring na War Craft wamemaliza CGI zao si mchezoo!!..

 

[Wick]

Need for Speed

Need for speed imezidiwa hata na Gone in 60 seconds ya Nic Cage miaka hiyoo!!..

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Halafu unajua Matrix deal lingekuwa la Will Smith kuigiza lakini akawagomea ili aigize Wild Wild West!.. Matrix wanaponichanganya ni ile ya Mwisho Nero anapojisacrifice ili Kurestart the Program halafu haieleweki kaenda wapi!!..

Hahahaha Wild Wild West,
Kuna iles sehemu Raisi Grant alikuwa anafungua Reli akagonga Msumari akasema ghafla Dr Loveless akaja na Ule M-Talantula wake akasema "Isn't it General Ulysses Grant himself" hhahahaha ile movie bwana...!

 

[Wick]

Nimeicheki mazee.....!
It hurts to know this will be the Last Time we see Carrie Fisher...(Senetor Leia Organa)

Dah hii mpya naiona tu ya mwisho ni ile ya mwaka juzi/jana ndio nimeiangalia aseh!!..

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Nilianza zifatilia hizo lakini ikafika kipindi nikapoteza External yangu, kuna hizo na zile stargate series!..

Star Gate ambayo niliangalia mwisho kabisa ni The Ark of Truth nikajaribu kuangalia ile Series ya Star gate Atlantis nikaona imekosa kabisa ubunifu wa zamani nikaachana nayo..!

 

[Wick]

Hahahaha Wild Wild West,
Kuna iles sehemu Raisi Grant alikuwa anafungua Reli akagonga Msumari akasema ghafla Dr Loveless akaja na Ule M-Talantula wake akasema "Isn't it General Ulysses Grant himself" hhahahaha ile movie bwana...!

Hahaha!!..wanasumbua sana mure!.Hia nikiiangalia naikumbuka Ringo tu!

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Hahaha!!...af unajua smigol ni yule cumberbach star wa doctor strange, au khan kwenye Star trek/sherlock holmes!!...
Yani hiyo Lord of the Ring na War Craft wamemaliza CGI zao si mchezoo!!..

Hahahaha hivi ni Cumberbatch yule...
The Preciouuuus......!Sikuwahi kujuaa daah!

 

[Wick]

Star Gate ambayo niliangalia mwisho kabisa ni The Ark of Truth nikajaribu kuangalia ile Series ya Star gate Atlantis nikaona imekosa kabisa ubunifu wa zamani nikaachana nayo..!

True na hicho ndio nilichokiona kwenye Walking Dead baada ya season 6 unaona kabisa hakuna jipya!!..

 

[MALCOM LUMUMBA]

Hahaha nimeziona aseehh!!...Ule uuwaji ndio ambao sasa siwezi fatilia kwa kweli!!..Hua naanza watukana actors as if wananisikia.
Umeiangalia SAW mpya me nikiikuta naipita tu kuipakua.

Hahahaha SAW nimeshindwa kabisa kuingalia mazee,
Kuna jamaa yangu alikuwa na Blue Ray Disc Original sasa hadi kwenye kasha lake pale nje kulikuwa na ile alama ya Jig-Saw imevimba kwa juu halafu ndani yake kuna damu sijui...Ukitikisa kava, damu nayo inatikisika kabisa. Hivi imagine si Ushetani ule mazeee ???

 

[Wick]

Hahahaha hivi ni Cumberbatch yule...
The Preciouuuus......!Sikuwahi kujuaa daah!

Hahaa!!...Ndiye jamaa mwenyewe, kampatia sana!..
Nilisoma sehemu wakati John Depp anaanza kuigiza Captain Sparrow directors walitaka kumchomoa kuziigiza waliona mbona haeleweki na anaigiza wasivyotaka!..Jamaa akawakazia wamuache aigize anavyopenda kilichofata sasa Captain Sparrow anajina zaidi ya Movie zake