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Bujibuji

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Santa: I have swallowed a key.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell. Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the bell but no one comes out.
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Lady to inspector Santa: My husband went to buy potatoes 5 days ago, he hasn't come back yet!
Santa: Why don't u cook something else?
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You
know
why?
Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
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Ultimate answer while changing the job.
Interviewer: Why did you change your last job?
Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where.
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Santa's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying
furiously...
Finally, Santa consoles him: Don't worry buddy, I will marry again.
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Why did Santa keep the door open while bathing?
Because he was afraid that someone might watch him from the key hole.
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Santa wanted to make a STD.. call to Punjab,
He wanted to save money so what did he do?
Simple, he went to Punjab and made a local call.
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Oye paaji, apni pregnant wife ko itne dard mein hospital ki jagah pizza hut kyun leja raha hai........
Sardarji: Kyun key pizza hut mein "Delivery Free" hai.
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Santa enters shop shouts, Where is my free gift with this oil?
Shopkeeper: Iske Saath koi gift nahin hai bhai saab
Santa : Oye ispe likha hai CHOLESTROL FREE.
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One tourist from U.S.A. asked to Santa: Any great man born in this
village?
Santa: no sir, only small Babies!!!
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Teacher: A for?
Santa: Apple
Teacher: Jor se ****?
Santa: Jay mata di.
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American says: " US mein shaadi E-mail se hoti hai.."
Santa says: " India me to.. shaadi Fe-mail se hoti hai...!!!"
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Santa orders pizza.
Waiter: Sir shud i cut it into 4 pieces or into 8 pieces?
Santa: 4 hi karde 8 khaye nahi jayenge
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Santa dials a number. A girl receives the call.
Santa: Who r u?
Girl: Seeta here.
Santa: Maine to Chandigarh phone kiya tha, yeh to Ayodhya mil gaya
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Banta: Truck dekhkar tum kaampte kyon ho?
Santa: Ek truck driver meri biwi lekar bhaag gaya tha, har baar lagta hai jaise usko vapas karne aya hai.
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Santa sitting on the top of the mountain and studying.
When a person asked what he was doing?
He replied, Oye! Higher studies yaar.
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2 sardars were fighting after exam.
Sir: Y r u fighting?
1st Sardar: This fool left the answer sheet blank,
Sir: So what?
1st Sardar: Even i did the same thing, now teacher will think that we both copied.
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A sardar learning english introduces his family in the party:
Hi! I am sardar,
this is my sardarni,
he is my kid,
& she is my kidney.
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Santa: I'm very kanjoos, I went 2 honeymoon alone & saved 1/2 money.
Banta: You r nothing I saved all my money, my friend was going & I sent my wife with him..
 

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