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mafian

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• May 7, 2012

• #1

Jamaa kaingia Bar;
Jamaa: Muhudumu, nipe kinywaji na mpe kila mtu humu ndani kinywaji, maana wakati napata kinywaji lazima kila mtu apate kinywaji. Haraka sana muhudumu akagawa vinywaji,
Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe supu na kila mtu humu ndani mpe supu maana ninapokunywa supu kila mtu lazima anywe supu. Watu wakapewa supu tena safari hii wakapiga makofi.
Jamaa: Muhudumu nipe bili, na kila mtu humu ndani mpe bili maana wakati nalipa bili yangu kila mtu lazima alipe yake. Zogo lilianzia hapo.

 

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tracy wa NJIRO

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Feb 14, 2012

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• May 7, 2012

• #2

haaaaaa teheeee haichekeshi

 

sirdelta

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• May 7, 2012

• #3

Aaaaaaaaaaaa mbavu sina mie ......

 

Goldman

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• May 8, 2012

• #4

Aaaaahhhh aaaaahhh palikuwa hapatoshi hapo aaaaahhhhhh

 

Perry

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• May 8, 2012

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tracy wa NJIRO said:

haaaaaa teheeee haichekeshi

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mbona me nimecheka hadi machozi yamenitoka.

 

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suri

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• May 8, 2012

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kudadadeki ndo wangeelewa maana ya emergency door,cjui wangenionea wapi

 

Wa Nyumbani

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Mar 31, 2011

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• May 8, 2012

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Mara akatokea bonge na kumfuata jamaa akaanza kumpiga makonde.
Jamaa: Bonge huwezi kunipiga peke yangu wakati wengine humu ndani wananiangalia, mpige kila mmoja aliyeko humu ndani. Watu wakaanza kupigwa!!!

 

Mtanzanika

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• May 8, 2012

• #8

hii kali bwana

 

tindikalikali

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• May 8, 2012

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tracy wa NJIRO said:

haaaaaa teheeee haichekeshi

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una gubu wewe

 

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EVODIUS RWECHUNGURA

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May 4, 2012

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• May 8, 2012

• #10

Kweli nimecheka hiyo mpya

 

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EVODIUS RWECHUNGURA

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May 4, 2012

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• May 8, 2012

• #11

Japo muhudumu zilikua zimefyatuka asiweze muelewa nia yake yeye ninani alijichanganya mala kinyaji mala supu naye yupo tu nzuri iyo ila inabidi uwe baunser

 

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Twigwe

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Apr 11, 2012

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• May 11, 2012

• #12

tehetehe!!! imetulia, lakini kweli kila mmoja alipe alichokula na kunywa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

 

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uchuchu

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Feb 16, 2012

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• May 11, 2012

• #13

Kichekoo!!! Wa nyumbani umevunja mbav zangu zaid

 

IamError_D

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• May 11, 2012

• #14

chonde chonde ulevi noumaaaa kumbe mlevi ana akili usipimeeee.

 

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Kinabo

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• May 11, 2012

• #15

Mlevi au sio mlevi, mwungwana analipa anapoagiza.

 

Bakulutu

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• May 11, 2012

• #16

haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! hiii baraaaa! UTAJILAMBA!

 

sakapal

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• May 11, 2012

• #17

hakuna dezoo lazima walipe bili hiyo heheee

 

Kaitampunu

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• May 11, 2012

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tracy wa NJIRO said:

haaaaaa teheeee haichekeshi

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Hapo kwenye blue mbona umecheka? Au unacheka kichina? Au wewe ni mlokole?

 

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JOE58

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Jan 27, 2012

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• May 11, 2012

• #19

mlevi kalewa chakali, hata tundu la ufunguo katika mlango haoni anaangaika kuingiza ufunguo afungue mlango.Trafiki kasimama pembeni anamwangalia mlevi huyu! hatimaye anamfuata na kumshika bega, anamwambia "hebu suburi kidogo bwana,unataka kuniambia una mpango wa kuendesha gari katika hali hii?" Jamaa akageuka, akamwangalia askari yule juu mpka chini, kisha akamwambia " Huna akili nini wewe yaani wewe unadhani naweza kutembea katika hali hii?

 

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JOE58

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• May 11, 2012

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walevi wana mambo bwana! Wengine wawili walikuwa wanakunywa mmoja akatoa kioo kidogo akajiangalia, akamwambia mwenzie "hii sura sura kwenye kioo sio ngeni lakini nimesahau nilipoiona" Mwenzake akampokonya kile kioo, akajiangalia akamwambia " wee umelewa nini, huyu si mimi!!"