Mke mbaya mpaka aibu......

[VIKWAZO]

Lost wife in the Supermarket!!!

Two guys are moving about in a Pick and Pay supermarket when their carts collide.

One says to the other,

"I´m sorry - I was looking for my wife."

"What a coincidence, so am I, and I´m getting a little desperate."

"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

"She´s tall, with beautiful long hair, long slender legs, firm body and a very nice backside.
What´s your wife look like?"
"Never mind, let´s look for yours!"

 

[NILHAM RASHED]

hahah maskin,,,, kamsamehe kwahiyo lool nyie wanaume wabayaa nyinyi ,,hahah

 

[King’asti]

hahaha,labda jamaa wa pili alikuwa anamtafuta small house,sasa bibie kumuona mumewe akaingia mtini.sasa mwizi ako smart,akastukia tunamtafuta the same woman na huyu ndo mwenye mali.akamyeyusha!i bet jamaa alijiondoa 2mins later kwaa simu ya uongo na cart akaiacha hapo,hahaha

 

[Ulimakafu]

hahaha,labda jamaa wa pili alikuwa anamtafuta small house,sasa bibie kumuona mumewe akaingia mtini.sasa mwizi ako smart,akastukia tunamtafuta the same woman na huyu ndo mwenye mali.akamyeyusha!i bet jamaa alijiondoa 2mins later kwaa simu ya uongo na cart akaiacha hapo,hahaha

U r right...!Teh teh...

 

[toghocho]

jamaa anataka akimpata afu ampore?

 

[Jaguar]

They've been messin' around wit d same gal!

 

[AshaDii]

No wonder ukipata a guy you dont know where you are with him...

 

[King’asti]

stop wondering gal,enjoy the momentos.let him do all the wondering including the reason u hooked up with him,lol

No wonder ukipata a guy you dont know where you are with him...

 

[AshaDii]

stop wondering gal,enjoy the momentos.let him do all the wondering including the reason u hooked up with him,lol

100% Noted....

 

[lifeofmshaba]

duh ... matatizo yote mmeyaleta nyie toka kule bustanini edeni
sasa ngoja mkome

hahah maskin,,,, kamsamehe kwahiyo lool nyie wanaume wabayaa nyinyi ,,hahah

 

[lifeofmshaba]

hahahaha ndio maana mkuu yeye kalapini tu,
bila kumshitua mwizi wake,
wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake
is time to stop mmezidi

hahaha,labda jamaa wa pili alikuwa anamtafuta small house,sasa bibie kumuona mumewe akaingia mtini.sasa mwizi ako smart,akastukia tunamtafuta the same woman na huyu ndo mwenye mali.akamyeyusha!i bet jamaa alijiondoa 2mins later kwaa simu ya uongo na cart akaiacha hapo,hahaha