Mjanja sio peke yako.

[Lekanjobe Kubinika]

A Man had 4 children. Government made a public announcement to the citizens that, if u have five children you will get 50,000 per month as aid grant to support the family.
The man told his wife directly "honey, I must admit, em... i have a child with my girl friend and i am going to bring him". She gazed at him in shock, he could not wait but dashed out to fetch the son.
When he returned, he was amazed to see just two of his children remaining. he asked his wife: honey, where are the other two children? She replied, " you were not the only person that heard the announcement......their fathers have come to take them....

 

[JACADUOGO2.]

Duh!
Pack your things and off u go..!! Pumbavu.

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

I see, I'm just trying to imagine what the husband did to her.

 

[beny hiluka]

Dah!no comment,mie kucheka tu!

 

[Mshume Kiyate]

Duuuuu!!

 

[Masiko W. M.]

I see, I'm just trying to imagine what the husband did to her.

Mzee, Hapo ni ngoma droo. Bwana inabidi awe mvumilivu tu. Kwanza ashukuru kuwakuta ho wawili, vipi angekuta wote wamechukuliwa; si ndo ingekuwa tabu?

 

[Abbasy]

hiyo balaa

 

[Bishop Hiluka]

Mzee, Hapo ni ngoma droo. Bwana inabidi awe mvumilivu tu. Kwanza ashukuru kuwakuta ho wawili, vipi angekuta wote wamechukuliwa; si ndo ingekuwa tabu?

Nadhani angekufa hapohapo, hasa baada ya wanaume wengine kuwafuata hata wale aliowaleta!

 

[Lekanjobe Kubinika]

Si unajua tena mkuki kwa nguruwe?

 

[Vanpopeye]

ROFL.....yani mimi ningecheka kwanza alafu baadae tunaachana!

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[Maayo]

Ngoma droo. Aombe na hao waliobaki wasije fuatwa na baba zao. Lo! Inafurahsha sana.

 

[Tasia I]

stressfull life ndo inaanzia hapa!

 

[First Born]

woman,
shut up,
pack your things
Go!

 

[Mpui Lyazumbi]

Wote wanapiga away games kwa ufundi mkubwa. Lol

 

[Lekanjobe Kubinika]

Hao jamaa kweli ndio waliamua kuwa wamoja, kila mtu na siri zake. Baba ya mtoto amjuaye ni mama!! Kama watu hawakufananishi na babu au ndugu zako wa upande wa baba lakini wanakazania unafanana na wajomba zako ujue hapo pana tumaswali kidogo. Wakikosana baba na mama ndipo jawabu sahihi hutotea na utamjua baba yako tu. Baba yako wa kweli kabisa.

 

[david mkwizu]

dah mwana naogopa kuoa....!

 

[Lekanjobe Kubinika]

dah mwana naogopa kuoa....!

Usiogope mwanangu, kila ndege huruka kwa mbawa zake. Mke mwema mtu hupewa na Bwana Mungu, na mtangulize Mungu katika mambo yako nawe utafanikiwa. Kwa maana Mungu mwenyewe anasema, "Niite nami nitakuitikia, nitakuonyesaha mambo magumu ambayo hujawahi kuyaona" (Yer 33:3). Lakini kupitia Nabii Isay Mungu mwenyewe andsema, "Nikumbushe shida zako upate haki yako" Kumbuka Mungu akisema hana utani, anakuambia "Naliangalia neno langu nilitimize" (Yer1:12). Usiogope kuoa, ni haki yako ya kimsingi, uwe masikini au tajiri.