Mirathi Iliyomshtua kila mtu

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Muturi is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. The nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present to record his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak:

"My son, "Bogo, I want you to take the Kangemi and Skuta Apartments.

My daughter "Nyaruai, you take the Outspan Hotel, Kamakwa apartments and the mansion in Ring Road.

My son, Shege, I want you to take the offices in town, Golf Club and Green Hills.

Nyina Bogo, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings in Ngangarithi, Skuta and King'ong'o."

The witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his extensive holdings, and as Muturi slips away, the nurse says,

"Mama Bogo, your husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this property." She replies, "Property? Ni route za kuzungusha maziwa!"

 

[Tiba]

Ehe hii kali ya mwaka, lakini he was making good business kama alikuwa anaweza kussuply maziwa maeneo yote hayo.

Tiba

 

[KING MIDAS]

Weka mbali na watoto

 

[blogger]

Peleka jokes

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Peleka jokes

Naomba nauli niipeleke fasta

 

[KING MIDAS]

Ehe hii kali ya mwaka, lakini he was making good business kama alikuwa anaweza kussuply maziwa maeneo yote hayo.

Tiba

Jamaa financially huko njema. Lazima Ana ng'ombe wangu sana

 

[nyamujulemukama]

Bujibuji, aisee mi nimeipenda hiyo mirathi nimefurahi niliishakubali mzee ana mali babu kubwa kumbe anagawa maeneo ya kupiga kazi, aah hii kali commander.

 

[Kipenzi Changu]

Naomba nauli niipeleke fasta

wewe giressi acha majibu ya kihuni

 

[SHIEKA]

Muturi is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. The nurse, his wife, his
daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He asks for 2 witnesses to be present to record
his last wishes, and when all is ready he begins to speak: "My son, "Bogo, I want
you to take the Kangemi and Skuta Apartments. My daughter "Nyaruai, you take
the Outspan Hotel, Kamakwa apartments and the mansion in Ring Road. My son,
Shege, I want you to take the offices in town, Golf Club and Green Hills. Nyina
Bogo, my dear wife, please take all the residential buildings in Ngangarithi, Skuta
andKing'ong'o." The witnesses are blown away as they did not realize his
extensive holdings, and as Muturi slips away, the nurse says, "Mama Bogo, your
husband must have been such a hard-working man to have accumulated all this
property." She replies, "Property? Ni route za kuzungusha maziwa!"

Excellent item for the jokes column.Please INNOVATOR, do something!

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Bujibuji, aisee mi nimeipenda hiyo mirathi nimefurahi niliishakubali mzee ana mali babu kubwa kumbe anagawa maeneo ya kupiga kazi, aah hii kali commander.

Jamaa anarithisha ujasiriamali

 

[UDSM Alumni]

Kama unazitaka mali utazipata shambani

 

[Chimunguru]

Safi sana kashawapa channel washindwe wenyewe

 

[malone de malone]

duh mshua nouma,kweli ni rahisi mtu kuelewa kulingana na mazingira,bila mke kusema hzo ni ruti za maziwa,niliamini hizo ni mali

 

[erick deus]

It amaizing

 

[white-frank mhiro]

still he was rich!! nahisi alikuwa anamiliki dairy!!!!