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Milio ya risasi usiku kucha…

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wilbert1974, Mar 1, 2012.

  1. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&amp]S[/FONT]wali: Hivi ingekuwaje kama BAO (si la mpira wewe) la ku-DU (umeelewa sasa…) lingekuwa linatoa mlio kama Bunduki???
    [FONT=&amp]Mfano: Paaah au Puuuh au Pooooh au Tuuufuu au Tratrataaaah nk. Nahisi tungekuwa viziwi Dunia nzima, kwa sababu usiku kelele za mabao tusingelala.

    Tena fikiria wale waliopo jirani na Guest House wangelala?? Kwao yangekuwa ni mabao tu kwa kwenda mbele… Paaah au Puuuh au Pooooh au Tuuufuuh au Tratrataaaah[/FONT]
    :photo:
     
  2. magilu

    magilu Member

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    hahahahahahahahahah!!!!! hiyo noma mazee!!!! yaani gongolamboto cha mtoto ingekuw full milipuko!!!!
     
  3. ZionTZ

    ZionTZ JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahahhahahaahaha mpuuzi sana ww
     
  4. Ritz

    Ritz JF-Expert Member

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    Ha! Haa! Haaa! Haaaa!
     
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    Nicas Mtei JF-Expert Member

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    kusadikika
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Searching...
     
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    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi umewaza nini?mambo ya weekend hayo
     
  8. jchofachogenda

    jchofachogenda JF-Expert Member

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    Umri wangu hauniruhusu kusoma hapa.
     
  9. korino

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    ahahahahahahahah jamani we kiboko!
     
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    Kirode JF-Expert Member

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    umemaliza kusoma ndipo umri ukakukataza... Late.
     
  11. Wingu

    Wingu JF-Expert Member

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    Unafikiria mbali mkuu.Au Leo unakaahadi nini.
     
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    Ngoiva JF-Expert Member

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    hii kali, huku sirudi tena!
     
  13. Rada

    Rada Senior Member

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    zingine zingekuwa zinatoka kama bereta.
     
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    GHANI JF-Expert Member

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    Mitaa ya sinza na buguruni-kimboka kungekuwa balaa.
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Kojoa ukalale
     
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    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Sipati mitaa ya sinza, ukipita kwangu ni milio ya misile ka za kurusi
     
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    dmatemu JF-Expert Member

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    Watoto wadogo sijui tungewadanganyaje, au maputo yanapafuka? Hahaha
     
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    dmatemu JF-Expert Member

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    Watoto wadogo sijui tungewadanganyaje, au maputo yanapasuka? Hahaha
     
  19. jchofachogenda

    jchofachogenda JF-Expert Member

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    macho hayana panzia, hujawahi kumuangalia mtu unaemuheshimu akiwa amekaa vibaya na ulipogundua ukageuza shingo ghafla?
     
  20. jchofachogenda

    jchofachogenda JF-Expert Member

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    sawa kaka, lakini babu yangu aliniambia kuwa sisi watoto hatukojoi ila huwa tunajisaidia tu. Sasa unavyoniambia nikojoe unanichanganya.Nimuamini nani kati yako wewe na babu yangu.