mi si mcheshi nitapata mpenzi kweli?

[ze jj]

habari zenu wana jf, mimi ni kijana wa miaka23 nipo muhimbili nachukua degree ya udaktari mwaka wa kwanza, naombeni ushauri kwa hili, mimi siyo mcheshi na pia nakosaga stori za kupiga napokuwa na wanawake especially naowapenda, kwa mtindo huu ntapata wa kunipenda kweli?

 

[Kaunga]

Nani kakwambia aso mcheshi hapati mpenzi. Dont try to be somebody else maana hautaweza na mwisho wa siku utachemka.

 

[happiness win]

habari zenu wana jf, mimi ni kijana wa miaka23 nipo muhimbili nachukua degree ya udaktari mwaka wa kwanza, naombeni ushauri kwa hili, mimi siyo mcheshi na pia nakosaga stori za kupiga napokuwa na wanawake especially naowapenda, kwa mtindo huu ntapata wa kunipenda kweli?

Nani kakwambia wanawake wanataka story??? we hakikisha una kalufundi ka kutosha, ka sabuni ka roho pia kasikosekane, basiiiiiiiii utakuwa umemaliza kila kitu.

 

[Gamaha]

Hivyo hivyo utawapata kijana mi nimewapata sana kisa eti wananiona mpole, we kaka mpole nimekupenda kumbe nimeamua tu kuuchuna.

 

[Tuko]

habari zenu wana jf, mimi ni kijana wa miaka23 nipo muhimbili nachukua degree ya udaktari mwaka wa kwanza, naombeni ushauri kwa hili, mimi siyo mcheshi na pia nakosaga stori za kupiga napokuwa na wanawake especially naowapenda, kwa mtindo huu ntapata wa kunipenda kweli?

Hahahahahaaaaaa... We mcheshi bana, maana hata hii thread yako imenichekesha...

Anyway, fanya hivi... ingia kule jukwaa la jokes, then kremu huko posts zinazochekesha. Kila ukiwa na wadada utakuwa unazihadisia...

 

[mwita ke mwita]

Boom likiingia chukua lote then uende kona bar pale sinza uone kama utakosa

 

[Tuko]

Nani kakwambia aso mcheshi hapati mpenzi. Dont try to be somebody else maana hautaweza na mwisho wa siku utachemka.

Hakuna kazi ngumu kama kutongoza ukiwa siriazi...

 

[mzabzab]

habari zenu wana jf, mimi ni kijana wa miaka23 nipo muhimbili nachukua degree ya udaktari mwaka wa kwanza, naombeni ushauri kwa hili, mimi siyo mcheshi na pia nakosaga stori za kupiga napokuwa na wanawake especially naowapenda, kwa mtindo huu ntapata wa kunipenda kweli?

eish!! kijana imekula kwako maana 99% ya women ukiuliza wanataka nini in a man watasema he has to make me laugh. not only that....experience has shown kuwa mwanamke akicheka basi chances of her keeping her legs closed are close to none!!! so wewe imekula kwako

 

[MOn'goO]

hahaha... vipi yule anayekuona kama kaka??? ushakata tamaa au? We docta una shida sana...

 

[Kaunga]

Hakuna kazi ngumu kama kutongoza ukiwa siriazi...

well siwezi sema sana coz l am not a man, lakini mimi naamini kujiamini ni silaha kubwa tu.

 

[Mabreka]

hahaha... vipi yule anayekuona kama kaka??? ushakata tamaa au? We docta una shida sana...

dah kumbe unamfuatilia kwa ukaribu!!!!

au na ww unata.......

 

[Kaunga]

eish!! kijana imekula kwako maana 99% ya women ukiuliza wanataka nini in a man watasema he has to make me laugh. not only that....experience has shown kuwa mwanamke akicheka basi chances of her keeping her legs closed are close to none!!! so wewe imekula kwako

You think so???
Sometimes we laugh at your silly jokes just to be nice tu!

 

[MOn'goO]

dah kumbe unamfuatilia kwa ukaribu!!!!

au na ww unata.......

sio kufuatilia ila nakumbuka... Sasa embu malizia unachotaka kusema mana nna store ya matusi pia...
Jiheshimu!!!

 

[mzabzab]

You think so???
Sometimes we laugh at your silly jokes just to be nice tu!

well bliv me if u can compromice to be nice then there is ana element ya kumlike kijana...plus evry lady that got pregnant ukimuuliza y did u get pregnant with him...most likely reply; he is funny, cares and was caught in the moment. sasa mie nashindwa elewa if he is funny laugh dnt spread ur legs!!!

 

[Kaunga]

well bliv me if u can compromice to be nice then there is ana element ya kumlike kijana...plus evry lady that got pregnant ukimuuliza y did u get pregnant with him...most likely reply; he is funny, cares and was caught in the moment. sasa mie nashindwa elewa if he is funny laugh dnt spread ur legs!!!

Haya bwana, l just wanted to kubisha for the sake of it; lakini sense of humor ni plus kwa mwanaume ingawa si kila kitu!

 

[mzabzab]

Haya bwana, l just wanted to kubisha for the sake of it; lakini sense of humor ni plus kwa mwanaume ingawa si kila kitu!

its not a plus its a prerequisite!!!! anyways atleast u understand me that makes me happy!!!

 

[ayanda]

well bliv me if u can compromice to be nice then there is ana element ya kumlike kijana...plus evry lady that got pregnant ukimuuliza y did u get pregnant with him...most likely reply; he is funny, cares and was caught in the moment. sasa mie nashindwa elewa if he is funny laugh dnt spread ur legs!!!

sasa sweetie how can one just laugh bila kuspread legs bwana! hivi vitu vinaendana

 

[mzabzab]

sasa sweetie how can one just laugh bila kuspread legs bwana! hivi vitu vinaendana

hahahah au sio...to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. spread legs sawa ila dada mpaka dushelele linazama lote wewe bado wacheka tuu lol...alafu umenikumbusha mbali...siku nilikuwa namgegeda demu she couldnt stop giggling kila ninapoingiza!!!

 

[ayanda]

hahahah au sio...to every action there is an equal and opposite reaction. spread legs sawa ila dada mpaka dushelele linazama lote wewe bado wacheka tuu lol...alafu umenikumbusha mbali...siku nilikuwa namgegeda demu she couldnt stop giggling kila ninapoingiza!!!

oh no dushelele likizama lote huwezi cheka bwana, hapo utakua unalia au unasikilizi sweet pain! mi ndo mana napenda midushelele mikubwa, yanaumiza ila ndo yenyewe. (SWEET PAIN) LO HUYO ANACHEKA WAKATI KITU KIMO NDANI? sweetie mi nahisi hukumkuna vilivyo otherwise angelia bana

 

[Caroline Danzi]

habari zenu wana jf, mimi ni kijana wa miaka23 nipo muhimbili nachukua degree ya udaktari mwaka wa kwanza, naombeni ushauri kwa hili, mimi siyo mcheshi na pia nakosaga stori za kupiga napokuwa na wanawake especially naowapenda, kwa mtindo huu ntapata wa kunipenda kweli?

Aliyekwambia wanawake wanapenda kuchekacheka hovyo nani.Utapendwa vile ulivyo!