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Wife: Sweet heart..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...??
You've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.
 
Lol mbavu zinauma kweli...sasa amemchoka au anasikitika siku zimeisha?
 
mpka kifo kitutenganishe...lol!
 
Wife: Sweet heart..... What are You Looking for ?
Husband : Nothing.
Wife : Nothing...??
You've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??
Husband : I was just looking 4 the expiry date.

a hundred yrs since when it was made (u got married)
 
huyo husband sio malaria sugu kweli maana akili zake zinafanana na za malaria sugu.
 
Ha! Ha! Ha! he must have seen some body else for replacement
 
Rostam na chenge wataliza wengine kwa mikataba feki,
mimi nitawaomba maujuzi jinsi ya kuingia mikataba kuwa fisadi wa hii kitu sio mbaya sana
maana sijamuibia mtu.

tuanze ndoa za mkataba.
 
Angetafuta nyumba ndogo kimyakimya!
 
Kwan alipokichukua alichek expire date? Au baada ya kudhurika ndo anaitafuta. Masikini wee ameshachelewa, maana hajuwaambia watengenezaji waiweke. Inabidi wanaooa sasa wahakikishe expire date ipo.
 
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