Maswali yanayonitatanisha..........

Preta · Jul 3, 2013

Unakutana na mtu anakuuliza.....hivi bado upo.....?.....swali gani hili.....kama nimekufa si ungesikia.......au labda kazoea kukuona mara nyingi unapokuwa na shughuli zako unapiga misele na gari....siku ya siku akikutana na wewe ukitembea....unasikia....alaaah leo mbona upo kwa miguu....jamani....mtu umezaliwa na gari......?
Au unamuuliza mtu.....kitu kama.....kesho utakwenda....anakujibu....nani mimi....?......aggghh......inachosha sana.....
HEBU ONGEZEA MASWALI YANAYOKUTATANISHA..........

Marnah · Jul 3, 2013

Preta said:
Unakutana na mtu anakuuliza.....hivi bado upo.....?.....swali gani hili.....kama nimekufa si ungesikia.......au labda kazoea kukuona mara nyingi unapokuwa na shughuli zako unapiga misele na gari....siku ya siku akikutana na wewe ukitembea....unasikia....alaaah leo mbona upo kwa miguu....jamani....mtu umezaliwa na gari......?
Au unamuuliza mtu.....kitu kama.....kesho utakwenda....anakujibu....nani mimi....?......aggghh......inachosha sana.....
HEBU ONGEZEA MASWALI YANAYOKUTATANISHA..........

hahahaha,,......waswahili wanausemi wao wanasema ubinadam kazi,,....ndo ivyo twatakiwa kuvumiliana mydear,,...!!

BADILI TABIA · Jul 3, 2013

Hehehehehee acha tu nicheke

Filipo · Jul 3, 2013

Hata mimi huwa nakerwa sana na maswali haya!

amu · Jul 3, 2013

mie nakerwa na umenipendea nini
yaaani au mwingine anakuuliza umempendea nini

Madame B · Jul 3, 2013

Unanikuta naangalia muvi, afu unaniuliya tena, He! Unachek muvi!
Unategemea nikujibuje!

Himidini · Jul 3, 2013

^^
Mwingine anakurupuka tu,,msalimie wifi angu wakati anajua kabisa uko single.
Aaaa!
^^

Preta · Jul 3, 2013

Himidini said:
^^
Mwingine anakurupuka tu,,msalimie wifi angu wakati anajua kabisa uko single.
Aaaa!
^^

yah.....hao ndio wale wanaokuuliza.....shemeji hajambo......na hakufahamu kivile kama una huyo shemeji au lah.........hapo unakuta ndio kwanza umetoka kupigwa kibuti

Watu8 · Jul 3, 2013

"Hallo, uko wapi?"
Hahaha....hata salamu hakuna waanza na swali upo wapi, kwani wewe ni GPS?

Watu8 · Jul 3, 2013

"Shemeji hajambo?"...
Hapo umekutana na mbulula asiyekufahamu wala humafahamu...
Na huyo amwitaye shemeji, ni dada yako tumbo moja...kisa tu kawaona mnaongozana pamoja basi kashaashumu ninyi ni wapenzi...

Chocs · Jul 3, 2013

Mtu anapiga simu anaanza kuuliza 'unafanya nini' ukimjibu naongea na wewe kupitia simu anachukia... aaah sasa sijui wanataka majibu gani

Evelyn Salt · Jul 3, 2013

Juzi kati kuna msiba umetokea mdingi mmoja kafariki....
baada ya mazishi binti ake akaiwasha simu ya marehemu mara ikaingia msg
"mzee kuna habari nimezisikia ni kweli'?
tulicheka sana sasa mtu kafariki anatuma msg kuuliza kama ni kweli teh...
kituko kweli!!!!

Husninyo · Jul 3, 2013

watu hamjawasiliana muda mrefu siku akikupigia anaanza kuuliza mbona kimya? ooh umenichunia?!! wewe mwenywe ulikuwa wapi cku zote hizooo!!!!

Husninyo · Jul 3, 2013

unakutana na mtu anakuuliza mbona umekondaaa!!!? aaah jamani hamjui watu tunamaintain figure. lol

Blaki Womani · Jul 3, 2013

anapiga simu anauliza naongea na nani kwani umempigia nani

Viol · Jul 3, 2013

Mtu anakupigia simu usiku...umelala?
Jibu:hapana nachoma mahindi.

Upo macho?
Jibu:hapana najaribu kufa

Judgement · Jul 3, 2013

BADILI TABIA said:
Hehehehehee acha tu nicheke

Na ikifika siku unalia tujuze pia! Leo cheka tu! Kwa LAHA zako!

Viol · Jul 4, 2013

Evelyn Salt said:
Juzi kati kuna msiba umetokea mdingi mmoja kafariki....
baada ya mazishi binti ake akaiwasha simu ya marehemu mara ikaingia msg
"mzee kuna habari nimezisikia ni kweli'?
tulicheka sana sasa mtu kafariki anatuma msg kuuliza kama ni kweli teh...
kituko kweli!!!!

Hehehehe hii imenivunja mbavu sijui kweli au imetungwa

Ave Ave Maria · Jul 4, 2013

Hivi juzi niko na my wii, akanitambulisha kwa rafiki yake.
My wii: Rafiki huyu wifi yangu, mdogo wake mume wangu.
Rafiki: Hee mbona mumeo mweusi sasa alafu mdogo wake mweupe??!!

Mweeh ilibidi tu mi nicheke.

Nicas Mtei · Jul 4, 2013

Je unanipenda?

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