Mapenzi ya kukomoana na kurushana roho

Mapenzi ya kukomoana na kurushana roho

King'asti said:
Ghafla nimemkumbuka richard wa bba. Jinsi ambavyo alimess around na kuja kusamehewa na mkewe. Chezeiya lotto, ningeforge vyeti vya celebral malaria hadi akome. Ebooo!
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hahahahahahahahahahahaha chezea ngawira wewe?
 
Bujibuji said:
BEST DIVORCE LETTER EVER
*****************************
Dear Wife,

I’m writing you this letter to tell you that I’m
leaving you forever. I’ve been a good man to you
for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it. These
last 2 weeks have been hell. ... Your boss called to
tell me that you quit your job today & that was the
last straw. Last week, you came home & didn’t
even notice I had a new haircut, had cooked your
favourite meal & even wore a brand new pair of silk
boxers. You ate in 2 minutes, & went straight to
sleep after watching all of your soaps. You don’t tell
me you love me anymore; you don’t want sex or
anything that connects us as husband & wife.
Either you’re cheating on me or you don’t love me
anymore; whatever the case, I’m gone.

Your Ex-Husband

P.S. don’t try to find me. Your SISTER & I are
moving away to West Virginia together! Have a
great life!

*****************

Dear Ex-Husband

Nothing has made my day more than receiving
your letter. It’s true you & I have been married for
7 years, although a good man is a far cry from
what you’ve been. I watch my soaps so much
because they drown out your constant whining &
griping Too bad that doesn’t work. I DID notice
when you got a hair cut last week, but the 1st
thing that came to mind was ‘You look just like a
girl!’ Since my mother raised me not to say
anything if you can’t say something nice, I didn’t
comment. And when you cooked my favourite
meal, you must have gotten me confused with MY
SISTER, because I stopped eating pork 7 years ago.
About those new silk boxers: I turned away from
you because the $49.99 price tag was still on
them, & I prayed it was a coincidence that my
sister had just borrowed $50 from me that
morning. After all of this, I still loved you & felt we
could work it out. So when I hit the lotto for 10
million dollars, I quit my job & bought us 2 tickets
to Jamaica But when I got home you were gone..
Everything happens for a reason, I guess. I hope
you have the fulfilling life you always wanted. My
lawyer said that the letter you wrote ensures you
won’t get a dime from me. So take care.

Signed, Your Ex-Wife, Rich As Hell & Free!
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Cha msingi ni kwamba mapenzi yalishaisha kati yao, huo utajiri wa lotto au ku move na mdogo mtu haviwezi kuwa na negative impact kati yao au kuwafanya wachipue mapenzi yao upya. let the bygone be bygone!
 
Kwa vile alishinda lottery akiwa ndani ya ndoa, pesa ni za mwanaume.....kikikiki
 
Wiyelele said:
Kwa vile alishinda lottery akiwa ndani ya ndoa, pesa ni za mwanaume.....kikikiki
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Aaaaaaaaaaaah wapi!!!! yeye keshaondoka na sister kwa sababu inaonyesha walianza mapenzi siku nyingi na akadhani atakuwa kamkomoa mkewe na kumuumiza moyo, kumbe kakimbilia utamu kaacha mahela, hahahahahaah!!! Loh!! atashika adabu yake.
 
Lisa said:
Aaaaaaaaaaaah wapi!!!! yeye keshaondoka na sister kwa sababu inaonyesha walianza mapenzi siku nyingi na akadhani atakuwa kamkomoa mkewe na kumuumiza moyo, kumbe kakimbilia utamu kaacha mahela, hahahahahaah!!! Loh!! atashika adabu yake.
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Mi nisingekubali, ningekwenda mahakamani na kuzusha kwamba nilikua namtania mke wangu....
 
The reason won't turn me back b'se I decide so . And for sure Love don't cost a thing i.e your Lottery win wont be a reason back to .
Good life my Ex-wife
Yours Ex- husband
 
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