mabibi na mabwana karibuni kwenye kitchen party ya YNNAH!!!!!

mabibi na mabwana karibuni kwenye kitchen party ya YNNAH!!!!!

Naomba niwe mpiga PICHA wajemeni, si mnajuwaga....
Nitakuja na kamera
 
mwali wetu YNNAH mie naja na kibao cha zamani kidooogo cha Issa Matona Kimasomaso!
Anakwambia................

"Ukiitwa na bwana wajibu kumuitika
Ukiitwa ewe bibi uitike bwana rabeka
Umsikize mumeo bibi kwa kila analotaka"


"Anapokuja mumeo nyumbani hujambo muulizane,
Umpokee mkoba mama kilo ndani ukione,
Ujihadhari na shoga wasije wakunyang'anye,
'Subalkheri' njiani wengine si wanaume,
Leo umepata wako YNNAH mahawara na wakome"

Hayati Issa Matona ukimsikiza na sauti yake wallah lazima utikise kichwa

"unapolekwa kwako unapofika nyumbani,
ukacheze na mumeo mama umpumbaze chumbani,
Wakija ndugu zako wakaribishe nyumbani,
Wakija mawifi zako mama uinuke kitandani,
Wanapokuja wakwezo uwaweke ukumbini,
Wakaja shemeji zako mama uwaweke barazani,
Wakija mashoga zako,,,,,,,,,,,,,sema nao dirishani,
Wakikuaga kwaheri mama uwambie karibuni,
Ufunge mlango wako urejee kitandani,

"Ukisikia hodi mama ushungi uwe kichwani,
Huenda akawa mumeo usimkere moyoni,
Kama ndiye sema "bwana pita" kwa sauti ya puani,
Mkandekande mabega mume kachoka kazini,
Huku ukichekacheka na macho yawe laini"

"Muwazuie waume wasirande majiani,
Muwafunge kwa vitanzi muwafiche maziwani,
Akija akikutoka humpati asilani,
Atapikiwa mkate na mchuzi bakulini,
Atafukizwa na udi na asumini kitandani,
Atakupita na Honda useme "yule sio bwana fulani"
Utatamani ahera dada nawe ungali mzima"

leo sina chumvichumvi nyingi ni hayo tuuuu.........waapiiii baikokoooo
 
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YNNAH, kila mtu na mume wake......
nenda kaishi naye kwa kadiri yeye alivyo, usiige ndoa za jirani.
La maana ni kumjua mumeo anataka nini, hataki nini.
siku hizi siyo kama zamani unaolewa humjui mtu kwa hiyo unafundishwa jinsi ya kuishi naye. siku hizi unaolewa na mtu unayemjua. kakuoa sababu kakupenda ulivyo, jaribu kuendelea kuwa hivyo hivyo, usibadilike
 
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YNNAH ulimi shoga ulimi!!maneno matamu kwa mumeo ndo limbwata lako hilo uwe na kauli thabiti kwa mashemeji,mawifi wakwe chunga sana ulimi shogangu
 
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Never underestimate the power of Prayers kwenye ndoa mdogo wangu....
Mungu ana nguvu sana kuliko tunavyofikiria.
Ombea Mume wako kila siku na umshukuru Mungu kwa kukupa huyo mume.
Mungu akiwajalia watoto pia kila siku Omba kwa ajili ya watoto wako.
Jamani kuna hiki kitabu kimegeuka kama Biblia yangu, kinalala kitandani kwangu, yaani kila siku lazima nikisome....

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mwanamke mapambo!!mwanamke kuwa nadhifu!!mwanamke mwenzie ma al ud.Dressingtable isigeuke pharmacy sijui diclopar mara panadol eee mara syrup za mtoto.Dresiing table bibie weka vipodozi,manukato kwenye droo weka vitendea kazi
 
mwanamke mapambo!!mwanamke kuwa nadhifu!!mwanamke mwenzie ma al ud.Dressingtable isigeuke pharmacy sijui diclopar mara panadol eee mara syrup za mtoto.Dresiing table bibie weka vipodozi,manukato kwenye droo weka vitendea kazi
he he heeeee, jiwe hili mdogo wangu taratibu....... litatupata na wengine tusiohusika....... Inahuuu!
 
mapenzi ni usanii tena ndoa yako mupyaaaaa bibie leo bafuni,kesho jikoni keshokutwa ruka sarakasi dirishani,mtondogoo mpe taekwondo style mapenzi ni usanii maadam haombi kubadili channel kutoka bbc kwenda deutche welle usisahau kumkalisha chaliii kumfanyia operesheni
 
he he heeeee, jiwe hili mdogo wangu taratibu....... litatupata na wengine tusiohusika....... Inahuuu!

ndo maana ya kitchenparty dada kukumbushana tukitoka hapa tunakuwa wapya
 
mahot pot shoga yanavunja ndoa chakula umepika saa 6 mchana uusiku unamuambia shem kaangalie kwenye hotpot chakula kipo.
Raha ya chakula ukipike mwenyewe,kiwe cha moto umuandalie mume tena muwekee tena funika na kitenga kilichoandikwa karibu mume wangu akimaliza
 
Maneno haya yatakamjenga katika unyumba wake anaouanza hivi karibuni;
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[TD="class: xl66, width: 737, bgcolor: transparent"]Enyi wake, watiini waume zenu kama kumtii Bwana wetu. [/TD]
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[TD="class: xl66, width: 737, bgcolor: transparent"]Kwa maana mume ni kichwa cha mkewe, kama Kristo naye ni kichwa cha Kanisa; naye ni mwokozi wa mwili. [/TD]
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[TD="class: xl66, width: 737, bgcolor: transparent"]Lakini kama vile Kanisa limtiivyo Kristo vivyo hivyo wake nao wawatii waume zao katika kila jambo. [/TD]
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Naamini atayasoma haya maandiko ili yazidi kumfundisha
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[TD="class: xl66, width: 737, bgcolor: transparent"]Ndoa na iheshimiwe na watu wote, na malazi yawe safi; kwa maana waasherati na wazinzi Mungu atawahukumia adhabu. [/TD]
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mahot pot shoga yanavunja ndoa chakula umepika saa 6 mchana uusiku unamuambia shem kaangalie kwenye hotpot chakula kipo.
Raha ya chakula ukipike mwenyewe,kiwe cha moto umuandalie mume tena muwekee tena funika na kitenga kilichoandikwa karibu mume wangu akimaliza mnawishe mkono na mdomo
 
mapenzi ni usanii tena ndoa yako mupyaaaaa bibie leo bafuni,kesho jikoni keshokutwa ruka sarakasi dirishani,mtondogoo mpe taekwondo style mapenzi ni usanii maadam haombi kubadili channel kutoka bbc kwenda deutche welle usisahau kumkalisha chaliii kumfanyia operesheni

Duh heheheh!!
Chocs njoo huku besti utapitwaaa.
Wahi kabla amu hajamaliza kuongea....LOL!
 
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Naamini atayasoma haya maandiko ili yazidi kumfundisha
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[TD="class: xl67, width: 80, bgcolor: transparent"]Waebrania[/TD]
[TD="class: xl65, width: 28, bgcolor: transparent"]13[/TD]
[TD="class: xl65, width: 28, bgcolor: transparent"]4[/TD]
[TD="class: xl66, width: 737, bgcolor: transparent"]Ndoa na iheshimiwe na watu wote, na malazi yawe safi; kwa maana waasherati na wazinzi Mungu atawahukumia adhabu. [/TD]
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amina!!Jina la bwana lihimiliwe milele na milele!!
 

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