Maajabu! Wezi wakata mauno usiku kucha wakiwa uchi baada ya kuiba gari

[isaro]

hii ni janja ya waganga wa kienyeji huko kenya. hawa jamaa ni wavuta bangi, mwenye gari ni msanii, wanachotaka ni kupata wateja kwa kutangaza biashara ya huyo mganga.

 

[Al-Watan]

By the way if you really want a piece of me .... just pm me. Tunaharibu threads za watu.

Prove God exists kwanza.

PM unataka nikutongoze?

Sina haja ya kutongoza mimi Bi Zuhra ninaye tayari.

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[NAKWEDE]

Hivi kumbe haya mambo ya utamaduni yapo kweli!

 

[NAKWEDE]

Awahurumie imetosha

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Maskini halafu wana VIBAMIA

 

[isaro]

jamaa wamepewa pesa, wamejitoa ufahamu, na kwa kuwa ni wavuta bangi, na ajira ni ngumu, walikuwa tayari kuchukua pesa na kujidharirisha. hayo mambo yako sana kenya. hata manabii wa uongo wanaojidai huponya watu wenye matatizo, hutumia ujanja huohuo kwa kuwanunua watu na kujidai wamepona, ili watu wengi waje kwenye mihadhara yao.

 

[isaro]

nyie mnao amini huo uongo, endeleeni kuamini

 

[Al-Watan]

Afrika tungekuwa tuna uchawi kweli tusingeibiwa kijinga na wazungu kama hawa wa makinika.

Mbona wale hamwalogi?

Tungekuwa na uchawi kweli kusingekuwa na vita kuondoa ukoloni.

Tungewapiga ndumba tu.

Uchawi mbina ulishindwa kuwaondoa makaburu?

Uchawi mbona haujaloga wezi wa mali ya umma?



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[nasssen]

Acha longolongo.

Can you prove Gid exists?

Can you prove witchcraft exists?

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Hmmmmm....Gid??? I don't know who this one is. Your imaginary friend perhaps?? Sorry pal...am afraid that i can't help you with this one.

As far as GOD's existence is concerned I can't prove this one either because I am not allowed to question his existence too. All i do is believe, so unless someone believes...there is little I can do. And you will only believe if you face certain circumstances which I can't tell either.

 

[nasssen]

Prove God exists kwanza.

PM unataka nikutongoze?

Sina haja ya kutongoza mimi Bi Zuhra ninaye tayari.

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Hahahahaa ..... ushahamia kwenye ngono mapema yote hii??

So you think the founder of JF designed a pm feature kwa ajili ya kutongozana tu?

 

[atlas copco]

hii ni janja ya waganga wa kienyeji huko kenya. hawa jamaa ni wavuta bangi, mwenye gari ni msanii, wanachotaka ni kupata wateja kwa kutangaza biashara ya huyo mganga.

Exactly

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[Mwifwa]

Hii teknolojia ya kukamata wezi tungekuwa nayo Bombardier yetu pendwa isingetiwa kizuizini

 

[Al-Watan]

hii ni janja ya waganga wa kienyeji huko kenya. hawa jamaa ni wavuta bangi, mwenye gari ni msanii, wanachotaka ni kupata wateja kwa kutangaza biashara ya huyo mganga.

Kwa wabongo wenye akili fupi matangazo ya biashara kama haya yanawapata sana.

Watu wanaona kucheza uchi ajabu wakati kila siku watu wanapiga picha za ngono uchi na zinaishi mtandaoni kila siku, kutoka hapo hapo Kenya.

Sasa mtu akishika mateja wake wawili na kuwapa kitu kidogo afanye tangazo la biashara kama hilo, au hata kutisha watu wasiibe gari lake, unafikiri hakuna mateja watakaokubali?

Watu wanaoenda sana kuamini uchawi kiasi kwamba ukiwalisha ujinga wowote wanaukubali tu.



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[Valentina]

Wakome

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[Rohombaya]

Dah....safi sanaaaa..... Ila imekaa kibinafsi sana....... Ingekuwa poa sana ingefanywa kwa wala rushwa na wezi wa Mali ya umma..... Ukipiga tu asubuhi mwenyewe unawahi kkoo.... unavua nguo na kuanza kukata mauno....

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[Al-Watan]

Hmmmmm....Gid??? I don't know who this one is. Your imaginary friend perhaps?? Sorry pal...am afraid that i can't help you with this one.

As far as GOD's existence is concerned I can't prove this one either because I am not allowed to question his existence too. All i do is believe, so unless someone believes...there is little I can do. And you will only believe if you face certain circumstances which I can't tell either.

You are talking bullshit. Your God is a myth.

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[Daudi Mchambuzi]

uchawi kama huu unamfaa sana mwizi wa kura akate mauno nje ya kituo cha kupigia kura akiwa uchi hadi kuna kucha

 

[proton pump]

Safii

 

[Atoto]

Hahahaaaa! Safi sana.

 

[Al-Watan]

uchawi kama huu unamfaa sana mwizi wa kura akate mauno nje ya kituo cha kupigia kura akiwa uchi hadi kuna kucha

Hakuna uchawi hapo so far. Ni kushikiana akili tu.

Afrika kungekuwa na uchawi Magufuli angeshawaloga wanaume wa makinika na walioshika ndege Canada.

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[Al-Watan]

Dah....safi sanaaaa..... Ila imekaa kibinafsi sana....... Ingekuwa poa sana ingefanywa kwa wala rushwa na wezi wa Mali ya umma..... Ukipiga tu asubuhi mwenyewe unawahi kkoo.... unavua nguo na kuanza kukata mauno....

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Uchawi ungekuwepo kweli, Afrika lingekuwa bara lililoendelea kuliko yote duniani.

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