lugha gongana kwa speech...

[guccio]

MP's speech when the
president(then Moi) visited his
place
Baba wanasema Kenyatta ni
hayati lakini wewe ni hayati
kabisa. Nashukuru sana baba wa
taifa kwa sababu ulihaidi kunya
hapa ukaharisha, ukahaidi kuja
hapa tena ukaharisha tena.
Lakini leo baba ujaharisha lakini
umekunya wewe mwenye.
Na sasa baba vile umekunya,
nataka nikuambie ****** ya
hawa mama wote ni maji. Maji
tupu.
(The guy was struggling to say
that the president was better
than his predecessor bu he had
postpned his visits many times.
but now that he had come the
issues of the women in
Ukambani was water shortage.

 

[bibliography]

MP's speech when the
president(then Moi) visited his
place
Baba wanasema Kenyatta ni
hayati lakini wewe ni hayati
kabisa. Nashukuru sana baba wa
taifa kwa sababu ulihaidi kunya
hapa ukaharisha, ukahaidi kuja
hapa tena ukaharisha tena.
Lakini leo baba ujaharisha lakini
umekunya wewe mwenye.
Na sasa baba vile umekunya,
nataka nikuambie ****** ya
hawa mama wote ni maji. Maji
tupu.
(The guy was struggling to say
that the president was better
than his predecessor bu he had
postpned his visits many times.
but now that he had come the
issues of the women in
Ukambani was water shortage.

ha ha ha we mkali kiongozi

 

[SHIEKA]

MP's speech when the
president(then Moi) visited his
place
Baba wanasema Kenyatta ni
hayati lakini wewe ni hayati
kabisa. Nashukuru sana baba wa
taifa kwa sababu ulihaidi kunya
hapa ukaharisha, ukahaidi kuja
hapa tena ukaharisha tena.
Lakini leo baba ujaharisha lakini
umekunya wewe mwenye.
Na sasa baba vile umekunya,
nataka nikuambie ****** ya
hawa mama wote ni maji. Maji
tupu.
(The guy was struggling to say
that the president was better
than his predecessor bu he had
postpned his visits many times.
but now that he had come the
issues of the women in
Ukambani was water shortage.

Nzuri sana muungwana lakini mwisho umeharibu kwa kutoa maelezo. Good humour is spoiled by explaining or translating it Never explain or annotate humour because in doing so you weaken the punch lines.

 

[guccio]

Nzuri sana muungwana lakini mwisho umeharibu kwa kutoa maelezo. Good humour is spoiled by explaining or translating it Never explain or annotate humour because in doing so you weaken the punch lines.

oh ouwk tanx,i didnt knw dat...