Low Sperm Count

[Mtoboasiri]

A 70 year old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me back a sample tomorrow." The next day the 70 year old man reappears at the doctor's office and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as on - the previous day.

The doctor asked what happened and the man explains: "Well, doc, it's like this: First I tried with my right hand, but, nothing. Then I tried with-my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She - tried with her right hand, with nothing. Then her left, but nothing. She - even tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with the teeth-out, and still nothing. We even called up the lady next door and-she tried with both hands and her mouth too, but nothing."

The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?" the old man replied, "yep, but no matter what we tried we couldn't get the DARN jar open!"

 

[ARV]

Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa sijui atazipataje sasa,labda afanyiwe upasuaji wazitoe huko ndani..

 

[Luluka]

Kwan cku hz kuna wazee?c bas2

 

[Jackbauer]

Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaa sijui atazipataje sasa,labda afanyiwe upasuaji wazitoe huko ndani..

umesoma vizuri au umecheka tu?

 

[GIUSEPPE]

doc thout the ware trying to pull out spams, but the old was trying to open the jar with both his hand and get help from wife and jirani but it didnt open, so he didnt manage to thing on the jar, he took an empty jar to the doc

 

[Angel Nylon]

ha ha haaaaa, dr lazma awe shocked alivoskia mpk jirani kashirikishwa kumbe ni kuopen the jar 2. Dunia ina mambo hii

 

[SHIEKA]

ha ha haaaaa, dr lazma awe shocked alivoskia mpk jirani kashirikishwa kumbe ni kuopen the jar 2. Dunia ina mambo hii

Ndiyo. Uko sahihi Angel Nylon. Uzito (punchline) ya hii joke imelala hapo.Dokta alifikiri hangaika yote ilikuwa ni kutoa hizo mbegu za kiume. Kumbe!

 

[Prisoner 46664]

Ha ha ha...hilarious