Lazima huwa unafanya moja ya vitu hivi unapohisi hakuna anaekuona!

[lizziebettie]

Mkuu

mim nadhan inatokana na kudekezwa, ni sawa wale wanaopenda kunyonya vidole, muda wote mkono upo mdomoni.

Mtoto mwenye tabia hzo hasipokemewa utotoni, anaendelea na tabia hiyo hadi ukubwani

Inawezekana kweli! Ila mimi naona ni tatizo la kisaikolojia.

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Wapo

Aiseeeh

Kweli dunia ina mambo

 

[Mahondaw]

Ya kweli hayo ??

Ndiooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Any problem mkuu??

Cc Smart911

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Inawezekana kweli! Ila mimi naona ni tatizo la kisaikolojia.

Psychological effects zinaingiaje hapo ?

hiyo ni moja ya improper behaviours ambayo haikukemewa utotoni

 

[lizziebettie]

Psychological effects zinaingiaje hapo ?

hiyo ni moja ya improper behaviours ambayo haikukemewa utotoni

Sawa

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Ndiooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Any problem mkuu??

Cc Smart911

Nikajua unanogesha story tu mkuu

Happy belated birthday mkuu

 

[Mahondaw]

Nikajua unanogesha story tu mkuu

Happy belated birthday mkuu

Hapana mkuu it's true jamani kwanini umefikiria hivo rafiki ???

Thanks twin.. You are my twin now eeeh??? From now on Can I call you twin???

Cc Smart911

 

[DiasporaUSA]

Hapana mkuu it's true jamani kwanini umefikiria hivo rafiki ???

Thanks twin.. You are my twin now eeeh??? From now on Can I call you twin???

Cc Smart911

Thank you .

You can

 

[Mahondaw]

Nikajua unanogesha story tu mkuu

Happy belated birthday mkuu

Hapana mkuu it's true jamani kwanini umefikiria hivo rafiki ???

Thanks twin.. You are my twin now eeeh??? From now on Can I call you twin???

Cc Smart911

 

[Mahondaw]

Thank you .

You can

Waohhhhhhh. That's my twin

Cc Smart911

 

[Mahondaw]

Thank you .

You can

Waohhhhhhh. That's my twin. Great

Cc Smart911

 

[Mahondaw]

Thank you .

You can

Waohhhhhhh. That's my twin

Cc Smart911

 

[Mahondaw]

Thank you .

You can

Waohhhhhhh. That's my twin

Cc Smart911

 

[cbs news]

2, 5, 7..vinanihusu kwa 90%

 

[cbs news]

Kuchomoa kipwinto (chupi imezama kwenye mstar wa ikweta )

Duh!.nimecheka sana hadi futari imeshuka

 

[cbs news]

Hii Maada ya ajabu Sana.. Binadam tunafanana tabia

Ama hakika

 

[cbs news]

Kudokoa chakula alichoekewa baba au mgeni akitokea mama unajidai kuzuga....

Hiyo ya kitoto sana

 

[mopaozi]

1.Kunusa baadhi ya maeneo ya mwili wako kuona kama yanatoa harufu!, mara nyingine unajikuna kisha unapeleka mkono puani kuona ni harufu gani utaskia.

2. Kuigiza kama unafanyiwa interview. Unajiuliza maswali kadhaa na kujijibu kwa kujiamin huku unatabasamu kana kwamba kuna mtu anakuona.

3. Kutoa uchafu puani kwa kutumia kidole kwa dakika kadhaa, na mtu akitokea ghafla, unajidai unakuna shavu!

4.Kula haraka haraka kwa kificho (tunda, kitafunwa nk) ofisini, nyuma ya mlango nk na kujifuta mdomo ili asigundue mtu!

5. Kutengeneza Sura mbalimbali mbele ya kioo na kuangalia unaonekanaje!



6 Kutoa Hewa chafu kwa sauti (Farting Loud). Hii hairuhusiwi kwenye jamii yetu!

7.Kutoa Haja ndogo wakati wa kuoga

8 Kufanya baadhi ya vitu kwa kutumia miguu badala ya mikono! Kufunga mlango au Kuokota vitu kwa kutumia vidole vya mguuni

9. Kula paketi nzima ya chakula Fulani ambayo pengine ungekula kwa siku kadhaa taratibu




Tuambie ni nini huwa unafanya ukiwa mwenyewe hapo chini

Kupigia simu milupo

 

[the viking]

uko na kibunda cha manoti umetumwa na mdosi ukaziweke kwenye benki na kisha uko na hela ya usafiri umeiweka pembeni ila ukikaanisha na mtoto mzuri kwenye daladala lazima kwanza utoe kile kibunda unajifanya kama vile unatoa noti ulipie usafiri.....

 

[LAMOLAMO]

namba 6...ukweli mchungu.