:lol::lol::lol:Fake hair extensions
Fake hair colour
Fake lips
Fake nails
Fake tan
Fake eye lashes and fake boobs... and women want to find "real" men!
Lmfao sorry girls I had to bc it, its funny
I read smoking is bad, I stopped smoking
I read drinking is bad, I stopped drinking
I read Sex is bad, I stopped Reading!!!:wink2:
Fake hair extensions
Fake hair colour
Fake lips
Fake nails
Fake tan
Fake eye lashes and fake boobs... and women want to find "real" men!
Lmfao sorry girls I had to bc it, its funny
Fake hair extensions
Fake hair colour
Fake lips
Fake nails
Fake tan
Fake eye lashes and fake boobs... and women want to find "real" men!
Lmfao sorry girls I had to bc it, its funny
Hii kweli kali.....hiii ni kali ingawa inatisha..........
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!
Q: Why men walk more
And women talk more?
A: Coz men have three legs
And women have four lips!
Why do women wear flowered panties?
A: C O z its their way of saying,
'In memory of those who were buried
Here!
Hii kweli kali.....
hiii ni kali ingawa inatisha..........
A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.
He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:
"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."
To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any Vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!