Ladies this is for you

[Fall Army Worm]

kidogo naona umeamua kuachana na wanaume hongera yako we mdada wa Nyeri

Kumbe ni Mkenya huyu!!!,Nyeri siipo Kenya???.

 

[miss chagga]

Mmh mimi swala LA pesa siwezi aisee ..

 

[miss chagga]

Namba 3 na 6 umemaliza kabisa.
cc: miss chagga, Preta, Nifah, Valentina mkuje huku jamani, mwanamke mwenzenu kamwaga ugali hahaaaa.

Mimi sijaelewa ngoja niendelee kudigest

 

[wiser1]

Sasa akili yako imegota hapo, pita hivi

maisha yajayo baada ya dunia ya tatu ni dunia ya pili! uchumi wa kati hapana mtu atakekula hela ya mwenzie!! ..pita hv! hahahaaaa.....uwiiiii

 

[EMMYGUY]

sifanani nae mimi nakojoa nimesimama yeye anachuchumaa....ntake radhi mkuu mimi Dada tena?

Hahahahahaaa..... Eti wewe ni dada??

 

[EMMYGUY]

Mimi sijaelewa ngoja niendelee kudigest

Hahaha.....

 

[EMMYGUY]

Ndio analo.....
Heheheheeee namba 6 naomba nikae kimya tu.
Asante.

Usiwe kama gunia la mkaa kwa booty ya gari, hahahaaa..... katisha mbaya.

 

[Patience123]

kidogo naona umeamua kuachana na wanaume hongera yako we mdada wa Nyeri

Kumbe ndio hawa wanawanyofoa waume zao vikojoleo?

 

[Patience123]

Yaani for me when it comes to sex am similar to the thriller in Manila.... Bidii as if I got paid.

This is the main content of your thread. Wanakuja sasa hivi kuomba namba,usiwabanie tafadhali.

 

[Patience123]

Kuna kitu unakitafuta mdada,ila jeiefu ilivyo pana,utakipata tu,all the best

Huyu ni professor wa marketing...yuko sokoni.

 

[Congo]

Umeharibu hapo kwa his Excellency Benjamin Mkapa..hujamuheshimu na unaongea respect..nonsense

Alikuwa ana maana ya jengo la benjamin mkapa. Soma vizuri hakuwa na maana his excellence

My fellow ladies, Hebu tu zingatieni these rules, I'll use code mixing cos I'm not such fluent in swahili japo naeza Soma vizuri.

Rule nómbre Uno (1). Never make ur man an financial institution, yaani wadada tuna tabu vinoma, kitu kidogo tu unaitisha baby nimesota, kwani before him ulikua ukiishi aje?

Rule nómbre dós (2). Jengeni tabia ya kuwatoa out ur man, siyo every weekend he is the one who is supposed to clear the whole bills. Tena unaitisha na mabesthe zako juu you don't feel gravity of paying bills Nkt!!!

Rule nómbre trés (3). Never get high to your own supply, Kuna malady hupenda zile things they don't have even kwa family background, utaskia aki me mwanaume Bila gari siezani,!!! Kwani ur dady ako nayo? Mbona ur mom loved him? Afu malady kama Hawa ni wale wanaishi in slums,(I think slams ni something like uswahilini oooh!!!!!)

Rule nómbre cuatro (4).respect ur man and treat him in a way that can satisfy his soul, siyo kila siku ya kalenda, you make him regret having you,.... A lady who makes her man regret career yake ni fupi kushinda Benjamin mkapa.

Rule nómbre sinco (5),keep ur man's business and love issues completely separated, Kuna malady akipewa asimamie biashara, yaani anafanya consumption zisizo na manufaa, afu akiulizwa anaanza fura midomo utadhani punda za limuru zinaitisha maji. So business and love don't mix up like two dicks and no bitch, ladies take care before you find yourself in a serious shit!!!

Rule nómbre seis (6)this is eufo, this is the last one, qué Pasa con siñorita? Yaani, time za bed unatakiwa ukuwe na bidii, yaani you play ur part effectively, sasa wewe uko tu bed kama gunia ya makaa kwa booty ya mistubishi Hahaha..... Utafanywa maiti kama king Kong'a. Yaani for me when it comes to sex am similar to the thriller in Manila.... Bidii as if I got paid.

"nawasilisha "
Any language barrier, pls ask me juu Hatujapigwa jams kwenye national language naelewa Sheng.

 

[bushland]

maisha yajayo baada ya dunia ya tatu ni dunia ya pili! uchumi wa kati hapana mtu atakekula hela ya mwenzie!! ..pita hv! hahahaaaa.....uwiiiii

Uwieee yeuwiiiiie jaman auwiiiie, hakuna Kula hela ya mutu, kamoooonii

 

[mwekundu]

Me via ur thread nimekuzimia tu ,just happened so kwani umeolewa?

 

[Atoto]

Mmh mimi swala LA pesa siwezi aisee ..

Yaani hapo hata ufundishe uchi siwezi kuelewa hilo somo

 

[Sukari Yenu]

Huyu anatafuta umaarufu kwa kulazimisha JF

 

[mwita ke mwita]

dada unakuja kwa kasi au ni ID ingine ya zinduna

 

[miss chagga]

Yaani hapo hata ufundishe uchi siwezi kuelewa hilo somo

Labda nikiwa mfu ila nikiwa hai sielewi kabisa .. Kama kuna adhabu nahisi wataniua na adhabu

 

[The Guitarist]

Kumbe ni Mkenya huyu!!!,Nyeri siipo Kenya???.

hahaha huoni anavyo poromosha sheng za huko kenya yaani anatokea kule kwa manyan'gau

 

[The Guitarist]

Kumbe ndio hawa wanawanyofoa waume zao vikojoleo?

jana alisema hataki mwanaume asiye jua kumpikia

 

[lokomu]

Hahahahahaaa..... Eti wewe ni dada??

mkuu aje anikague atajua kama mimi dada