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Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Speaker, May 14, 2011.

  1. Speaker

    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    That you should:-

    Go for younger men. You might as well be young - they never mature anyway.

    Never marry a man for money. You'll have to earn every penny.

    The best way to get a man to do something is to suggest he is too old for it.

    If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.

    A man's idea of serious commitment is usually, "Oh all right, I'll stay the night".

    Women sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with.

    Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.

    If he asks you if you if you're faking it tell him no, you're just practicing.

    When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."

     
  2. Jestina

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    When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."

    nimeipenda hii....:mod:
     
  3. Michelle

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    If he asks what sort of books you're interested in, tell him check books.

    When he asks you if he's your first tell him, "You may be, you look familiar."

    Mi penda hizo mbili sana!!:dance::dance:
     
  4. Speaker

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    haha,michele "Don't try this anywhere not even in bedl"
     
  5. Michelle

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    ha ha ha....!! i will do that when i want to end a relationship then!!
     
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    Hiyo ndio imeniacha hoi mimi!...
     
  7. Speaker

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    Hapo sawa,that is the right time for sure
     
  8. Lizzy

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    Ni kweli lakinu maana atataka kumhakikishia mdada anaweza sana!
     
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    Women sleep with men who, if they were women, they wouldn't even have bothered to have lunch with

    Sikulitambua hili
     
  10. AshaDii

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    Remember a sense of humor does not mean that you tell him jokes, it means you laugh at his.




    As if they even listen... Most don't even know you have told a joke till everybody around you laugh - then takes it as a sign that he too has to at least smile... as if knowing what you said....[FONT=&quot][/FONT]
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  11. Speaker

    Speaker JF-Expert Member

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    ni ukweli ambao ulikua unaukwepa siku zote
     
  12. MADAM T

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    Ooh! Bamsapu niulize jamani
     
  13. Sumba-Wanga

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    No wonder there is no husband who is perfect to his wife........always hana mpya!!!!
     
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    i like it
     
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    if he ask you wat kind of machine do u like tell him ATM MACHNIES.
     
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    Pearl asante..... I will definitely be using this line.... ha ha ha
     
  17. Ennie

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    safi sana.
     
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