Kwa wanaume tu.....!

[Supervisor]

Unataka kusafiri kikazi, wakati unapaki vitu vya kuondoka navyo mke wako kwa upole anakuambia "mme wangu chukua hizi condom incase vikitokea vishawishi zitakusaidia na wewe unazipokea... Wakati unaondoka unataka kupanda gari unaona mkeo anakukimbilia anakuambia.."mme wangu samahani naomba condom kidogo incase nikizidiwa na vishawishi zitanisaidia...".! Vipi kidume utatoa?

 

[Mundu]

Ukijua kupokea ujue na kutoa...

 

[Tetra]

Naam ntatoa

 

[Rich 4rever]

Duh hapo patamu!!!

 

[Mkusa]

Sauko acha Ujinga

 

[mzabzab]

mhm...wacheni kudanganyana hapa....highly unlikely mwanandoa akicheat atatumia condom. chezea utamu orijino nini wewe...ndom utaona upuuzi tuu

 

[Kimbweka]

Huyo siyo mke tena ni balaaa na laaaana...........................!:bowl:

 

[Ufunguo]

Unataka kusafiri kikazi, wakati unapaki vitu vya kuondoka navyo mke wako kwa upole anakuambia "mme wangu chukua hizi condom incase vikitokea vishawishi zitakusaidia na wewe unazipokea... Wakati unaondoka unataka kupanda gari unaona mkeo anakukimbilia anakuambia.."mme wangu samahani naomba condom kidogo incase nikizidiwa na vishawishi zitanisaidia...".! Vipi kidume utatoa?

Absolute nonsense.

 

[Jallen]

nitampa

 

[Mahmetkid]

Unataka kusafiri kikazi, wakati unapaki vitu vya kuondoka navyo mke wako kwa upole anakuambia "mme wangu chukua hizi condom incase vikitokea vishawishi zitakusaidia na wewe unazipokea... Wakati unaondoka unataka kupanda gari unaona mkeo anakukimbilia anakuambia.."mme wangu samahani naomba condom kidogo incase nikizidiwa na vishawishi zitanisaidia...".! Vipi kidume utatoa?

Mtaani tunahiita, ngoma drooo au 50% 50%

 

[Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume]

Nitamwambia wee piga tu kavukavu, usijinyime uhondo, I love you darling

Unataka kusafiri kikazi, wakati unapaki vitu vya kuondoka navyo mke wako kwa upole anakuambia "mme wangu chukua hizi condom incase vikitokea vishawishi zitakusaidia na wewe unazipokea... Wakati unaondoka unataka kupanda gari unaona mkeo anakukimbilia anakuambia.."mme wangu samahani naomba condom kidogo incase nikizidiwa na vishawishi zitanisaidia...".! Vipi kidume utatoa?

 

[nchasi]

Hiyo ni kali ya mwaka. Mimi nitaahirisha safari.

 

[Asprin]

Absolute nonsense.

Hii inatakiwa jukwaa la Jokes....

 

[Mwanamayu]

Unataka kusafiri kikazi, wakati unapaki vitu vya kuondoka navyo mke wako kwa upole anakuambia "mme wangu chukua hizi condom incase vikitokea vishawishi zitakusaidia na wewe unazipokea... Wakati unaondoka unataka kupanda gari unaona mkeo anakukimbilia anakuambia.."mme wangu samahani naomba condom kidogo incase nikizidiwa na vishawishi zitanisaidia...".! Vipi kidume utatoa?

this is too hypothetical, kwani hawezi kwenda kununua? Au mleta vishawishi kwa mke si anaweza kwenda nazo?!