Kusachiwa wanaume.....

Madame B · Jul 17, 2012

Kaizer said:
Yaani mwalimu wangu Madame B ndo ivo uko?

Mwanafunzi wangu Kaizer,
Me mwl wako nikiwa skonga.
Nikishaacha desk lako tu,nakuwa Kinyonga.

Ila Nyie bhana mmezidi kutusachi.
Subiri mwanangu wa kambo akue,ole wenu mumpige sachi,
Tutaandamana.

cacico · Jul 17, 2012

Asprin said:
Mi nawaangalieni tu!!:hat:

come in papito! mbona uko nje?? njoo bwana!

Madame B · Jul 17, 2012

Asprin said:
Mpunga si utakusumbua kukoboa? Nakuwa na mchele kabisa.

Haya twenzetu basi acha longolongo mingi...

Noo...!!!
Ntakoboa menyewe bhana.
Mashine ipo ndani ina saga na kukoboa.
Labda uje na 'Pakacha'.

Kaizer · Jul 17, 2012

Asprin said:
Mpunga si utakusumbua kukoboa? Nakuwa na mchele kabisa.

Haya twenzetu basi acha longolongo mingi...

Hahaha el classico! Ya nn kuhangaika na mpunga wakati kuna mchele uliokobolewa?

Madame B · Jul 17, 2012

cacico said:
umeona eeee?? na kumpuuzia! nimekumiss mamito, upo??

Mamito cacino,
nipo bhana,
nilikuwa off c unajua chance hyo huja kwa nadra.
Hvyo must kuitumia.
Vp lakini mambo shwanga?

Asprin · Jul 17, 2012

cacico said:
come in papito! mbona uko nje?? njoo bwana!

Am cumming darlie.... niko hapa Samaki Samaki namalizia burger....

Madame B · Jul 17, 2012

Kaizer said:
Hahaha el classico! Ya nn kuhangaika na mpunga wakati kuna mchele uliokobolewa?

Mwnfnz wangu Unanisaliti???

Madame B · Jul 17, 2012

Kimbweka said:
Kumbe mzoefu eeeeh, haya bwana......!!!!

Bila uzoefu ham-bebeki nyie bhana.

Rich Dad · Jul 17, 2012

Wezi tu hao, niliwahi kuwa na GF ambaye nilimdaka live anasach trouser yangu nilipokwenda kuoga. Basi tangu siku hiyo nikawa namuona kama kijizi fulani, hasa ukizingatia nilikuwa napoteza fedha zangu ktk mazingira ya kutatanisha. Tulikuja tukaachana kabisa, nikapata mwingine ambaye hata nikiweka wallet yangu sehemu naikuta salama salmini, mpaka nimpatie mwenyewe.

cacico · Jul 17, 2012

Asprin said:
Am cumming darlie.... niko hapa Samaki Samaki namalizia burger....

nijie na samaki changu! napenda kumla jicho tu mie, na pilipili ya chatna, hafu awe wa kupaka, we utajiramba!

Kaizer · Jul 17, 2012

Madame B said:
Mwnfnz wangu Unanisaliti???

Jamani si tumekubaliana mwal ukiwa skonga? Lol

Madame B · Jul 17, 2012

Kaizer said:
Jamani si tumekubaliana mwal ukiwa skonga? Lol

He!!,
nilisahau ati!!

BAGAH · Jul 17, 2012

cacico said:
tena cku nikikutana na wewe nitakusachi mpaka chawa kwenye kipilipili chako, in both areas!

ungemalizia ivi "mark my words"...aone unamaanisha...haha
...za milele?...miss u!

Kimbweka · Jul 17, 2012

Madame B said:
Fungua Waamuzi.
Mstari nimesahau.

Sasa kama tunataka usawa ndio mtupige sachi?
Halafu mwingine anakwenda Mbali zaidi,anakusachi eti kama umetoka kulala na mwanaume.
Nyiee...!!!
Wabaya sana.

eeeeeh anatega sikio halafu inamwambia huyu katoka kunaniii.........

Kimbweka · Jul 17, 2012

Madame B said:
Fungua Waamuzi.
Mstari nimesahau.

Sasa kama tunataka usawa ndio mtupige sachi?
Halafu mwingine anakwenda Mbali zaidi,anakusachi eti kama umetoka kulala na mwanaume.
Nyiee...!!!
Wabaya sana.

Hapo inaonekana ni uongo! Kitabu cha Waamuzi hakizungumzii mambo ya wanawake wala ndoa, ungeniambia kitabu cha Wimbo Uliobora kidogo ningehamasika kuamini.......

Madame B · Jul 17, 2012

Kimbweka said:
eeeeeh anatega sikio halafu inamwambia huyu katoka kunaniii.........

Mh!!
Kwani kuna ambazo zinaongea jamani Kimbweka? :lol:
Au umebobea nini!!

Kimbweka · Jul 17, 2012

Madame B said:
Mh!!
Kwani kuna ambazo zinaongea jamani Kimbweka? :lol:
Au umebobea nini!!

Huwa zinaongea ulikuwa hujui eeeeh

Madame B · Jul 17, 2012

Kimbweka said:
Hapo inaonekana ni uongo! Kitabu cha Waamuzi hakizungumzii mambo ya wanawake wala ndoa, ungeniambia kitabu cha Wimbo Uliobora kidogo ningehamasika kuamini.......

Dah! Kimbweka,
nia yangu niseme Wimbo ulio bora,
sema tu vidole vilitereza ndo ikajiandika Waamuzi.

Unaijua Biblia wewe?
Tusije kuwa tunachana mistari na Mapadri humu Jf!!

Kimbweka · Jul 17, 2012

Madame B said:
Dah! Kimbweka,
nia yangu niseme Wimbo ulio bora,
sema tu vidole vilitereza ndo ikajiandika Waamuzi.

Unaijua Biblia wewe?
Tusije kuwa tunachana mistari na Mapadri humu Jf!!

Hapa kwa bible umefika
Halafu ukifanya kosa niiten ikuungamishe sambi sako eeehh

Madame B · Jul 17, 2012

Kimbweka said:
Huwa zinaongea ulikuwa hujui eeeeh

Ninaweza nikakuruhusu uje unikague iwapo na yangu ina ongea?
Na Mdomo je huwa wapi?

Kusachiwa wanaume.....

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