Kukandwa baada ya kujifungua

Kukandwa baada ya kujifungua

Mkuu, i Lazima Kukandwa Maji Moto, wani Husababisha Damu Kuganda, ila Wengi Hawajui Hufuata Tu Kwa Kuiga!
 
Hahahahaha mwambie tunauza mbegu za pacha lol
Anataka nimzalishie watoto Mpacha bibie Mtende mimi kwetu tunayo asili ya mapacha Dada zangu wawili wakubwa ni Mapacha na mimi mwenyewe ni Kulwa na mwenzangu wa kike ameshafariki alikuwa ni Doto.

Akitaka bibie Mtende nitampa mapacha Double mara 4 kwa mkupuo mmoja tu akishika mimba yangu atapata pacha 4 wa kiume 2 na wa kike 2 hahahahahah.
 
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hahahahahaha lol! Naona unajipigia chapuo kwamba shughuli zako wewe shurti mapacha lol!!!! Haya bhanaaa kila la heri Baba Mapacha.

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Ningojee nije nikupe hao mapacha mimi pia nimezaliwa mapacha ila mwenzangu amesha kwenda Akhera tangu mwaka 1991. Umenikumbusha pacha mwenzangu ahhh machozi yananitoka nime m -miss sana ukitaka fanya subira nikirudi nikupatie zawadi ya mapacha hhahahahah Mtende

 
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Mkuu ni vizuri akasaidiwa kukandwa kwani yale maji ya moto husaidia zile damu zilizobakibaki kutoka.

Ila cha msingi yasiunguze jamani..kukandwa kuna umuhimu aisee asipuuzie damu zinaweza kubaki tumboni na akapata matatizo zaidi...

Na pia ht mgongo unaweza usipone vzr hlf badae ikaleta shida.
 
hahahahahaha lol! Naona unajipigia chapuo kwamba shughuli zako wewe shurti mapacha lol!!!! Haya bhanaaa kila la heri Baba Mapacha.

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Hapa akili ya mzizi mkavu ilikua inaenda resi sana, sijui yuko wapi, nimemmiss simuoni jamvini muda sasa
 
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Man you are just stupid

Thanks.
At least I am stupid enough to know the pros & cons of "kumeza kamasi/kohozi" hata nikiulizwa sitokimbia swali.

NB: Sijasomea mambo ya celespinal*** whatever the fucck! But yes, I'm stupid!
 
Thanks.
At least I am stupid enough to know the pros & cons of "kumeza kamasi/kohozi" hata nikiulizwa sitokimbia swali.

NB: Sijasomea mambo ya celespinal*** whatever the fucck! But yes, I'm stupid!
...Unanitafuta tangu asubuhi na sijui sababu ni nini sijawahi kuwa na ugomvi na mtu humu either kumtukana or anything mimi sishindi jamii forum muda wote hata hilo swali ndo nmeliona leo.

Kama una stress whatever usi zi impose kwa mtu mwingine. Lots of things to do, masters ya neuro inachukua miaka saba unadhani muda wote ntakua Jf
 
........ Unanitafuta tangu asubuhi na sijui sababu ni nini sijawahi kuwa na ugomvi na mtu humu either kumtukana or anything mimi sishindi jamii forum muda wote hata hilo swali ndo nmeliona leo
Kama una stress whatever usi zi impose kwa mtu mwingine
Lots of things to do, masters ya neuro inachukua miaka saba unadhani muda wote ntakua Jf

Masters ya Neuro "My Ass!"
 
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