Kudanga US style

[Nyani Ngabu]

I think you should develop some contigencies.

Park in surveillance cameras.

Thou shall be caught.

Say what?

 

[Food Scientist]

Piga simu hiyo huwezi jua ndo atakua aunt yake kisura.

english pls

 

[Food Scientist]

Yan nimeangalia picha tu ngoja niscreen short nipeleke kwa mme wangu akanitafsirie

Oooj nimesahau mme wangu hapendi ubuyu duh jaman !

Khaaaan ingilishi isi mai bigi enemi

Mshana ataambulia maneno mawili tu hapa

 

[Mr noble]

Kichwa cha habari akisadifu yaliyomo kwanza lugha tofauti

 

[Mehek]

Hata hapa Bado co size yang



RC Simba niongeze ada ama
Hii inatosha maana naptwa
na mengi huku

 

[Chum Kane]

Mtoto wa Prof aliyefeli maisha Bongo... Endelea kukomaa US

 

[Mother Confessor]

hahaha you must have made good impressions chief to get such notes on your windshield very often

Lucky you,

Unaweza kufanya ile kazi yako wakati huu sasa chief

 

[Nkolandoto]

Nyani ooooooo

Unyelile


Teh

 

[Gunther Schwagermann]

What's good everybody?

It's been a minute since I've been around this way so it's fitting that I swing by and chop it up with you good folks.

Alright, so, on Sunday after we got done watching some NBA basketball, me and my Kisura decided to go get some food from Whole Foods at 2800 Old Milton Parkway [wink wink].

We love going to there. They have the best food bar and salad bar. So we think.

So we hoped in our car and went. We don't live too far from it so we got there fairly quickly and we didn't struggle finding an empty parking stall. Usually on weekends the place is packed. But it rained pretty much most of the day on Sunday so that explains why perhaps it wasn't as crowded.

Anyway, we got there. Went in. Got what we wanted and walked out.

So when we got to our car I saw a piece of paper on the windshield. Mind you, the rain had stopped at that time. Nevertheless, the piece of paper was slightly wet.

I asked Kisura to get it and hand it to me. When I looked at it I saw a phone number on it with words "please call me when you get a chance". The person who left it goes by the name of Brittany.

How she saw us or knew the car belonged to us, that I don't know.

And it's not like I drive a Fisker Karma or a 2018 Karma Revero [yeah, Google them] or an i8 Roadster [you can Google that one too]. I just drive a decent whip that's not likely to turn heads or anything or even give anyone ideas that I'm loaded [I'm not].

But this is not the first time for someone [a girl] to leave a note on my windshield. I've also heard it from some of my male colleagues.

So I'm not sure if this a new thing or not. All I know is, it is creepy and weird.

Like I'm really gonna call you just like that when I don't even know what you look like.

I mean, who even does that [calls people whom he doesn't know]?

So there you have it. That's the little adventure that I ran into this past weekend which got me thinking maybe it is kudanga US style that I wasn't aware of.

We love going to there ndiyo nini?nimeangalia kwenye kamusi zote lakini bado sijaelewa.

 

[Jolie Jolie]

Demiss ile dictionary si bado ipo???
Naiomba nna shida nayo

 

[luckyline]

Man you gotta smash that ho, atleast try facetiming! Sipati picha madem wa bongo hizo shobo wanazoletaga huko p.m.

Man you gotta smash that ho, atleast try facetiming! Sipati picha madem wa bongo hizo shobo wanazoletaga huko p.m.

Plz be specific! madem wa bongo wote ama??? Ahaaa you must be kidding.

 

[Extrovert]

Plz be specific! madem wa bongo wote ama??? Ahaaa you must be kidding.

Wenye shobo za lifestyle za kinyamwezi bongo wanafika 90% broke ass bitches them slay queens! Wao ni pesa, pamba na gari tu umewala.

Hio 10% iliobaki ndio ambao wanajiweza kimaisha kwao mwanaume ni nyongeza. If you happen to be a hard worker waweza angukia hapo kwa 10 perce.

 

[Commander Dalton]

Say what?

I said park in telemundo!