Kudanga US style

[enjai ya kyasha]

Yes yes call her yes she is loving you yes she loved kisura too
Jamani mi ni pacha ake deputy president wa saludalam.

 

[chardams]

it had stopped raining but the note was wet ?

Hey man, Kisura is my daughter. Not my woman.

But she’s growing so fast, man.

Whole Foods is dope.

I too thought she was your woman.
siku nyingine weka point was

 

[Forest Hill]

Give me that number bro

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Yan nimeangalia picha tu ngoja niscreen short nipeleke kwa mme wangu akanitafsirie

Oooj nimesahau mme wangu hapendi ubuyu duh jaman !

Khaaaan ingilishi isi mai bigi enemi

Missy....what up?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Yaani leo ndo nimeelewa post ya Ngabu

Duh!

Kwa nini?

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

We nyani andika Swahili word... [emoji1] [emoji23] [emoji119] [emoji119]

Na wewe andika English word.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Hivi ngabu,upo mtoni?????

Yeah, Mtoni Kijichi.

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

So we hoped in our car and went...!!!!!!!?????
Hapa kidogo naona yai limekuwa viza

Oh yeah?

We talk like that around these neck of the woods.

What else?

 

[RRONDO]

Oh yeah?

We talk like that around these neck of the woods.

What else?

Usisahau wengi tumesoma kiingereza cha Mr and Mrs Daudi.

 

[RRONDO]

na siku zote wasukuma ni washamba... nimekuelewa sana mkuu

Ushamba wa Wasukuma na hii thread vinahusiana vipi?

 

[Valentina]

Yaani leo ndo nimeelewa post ya Ngabu

Hebu nieleweshe namie

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Usisahau wengi tumesoma kiingereza cha Mr and Mrs Daudi.

Watu wanapenda mno kukariri!

Sasa hapo ningeandika ‘what had happened was...’ sijui angesemaje.

Kiingereza nacho kina lahaja nyingi tu!

 

[RRONDO]

Watu wanapenda mno kukariri!

Sasa hapo ningeandika ‘what had happened was...’ sijui angesemaje.

Kiingereza nacho kina lahaja nyingi tu!

Nakumbuka few years ago niliandika 'where u at?' huwezi amini kuna watu walinicheka eti kiingereza gani!

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Nakumbuka few years ago niliandika 'where u at?' huwezi amini kuna watu walinicheka eti kiingereza gani!

Hahahahaaa dah!

Kaazi kweli kweli aisee.

 

[RRONDO]

Oh yeah?

We talk like that around these neck of the woods.

What else?

Jamaa kaona hoped in our car moja kwa moja neno liliomjia kichwani ni HOPE....hajui wewe umemaanisha HOP aka leap aka jump!

 

[Khantwe]

Duh!

Kwa nini?

Huwa unatumia maneno ambayo sielewi maana yake

 

[Nyani Ngabu]

Huwa unatumia maneno ambayo sielewi maana yake

Oh kumbe!

Pole basi.

 

[Arien]

superman that ho!

 

[McDonaldJr]

Uku wenzio tukinunua balimi 3 tu basi mhudumu (wa kike) akileta bili lazima amwagike na namba yake kwa chini.

 

[Commander Dalton]

I think you should develop some contigencies.

Park in surveillance cameras.

Thou shall be caught.