Kuchezewa Mume Wangu Sipendi!!!!

Kuchezewa Mume Wangu Sipendi!!!!

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inakuaje watu wazima mnaleta uhunu uhuni na kauli ziczo na staa matuc ya nn ustaarabu kitu kidogo sana lakini kinaumuhim mkubwa sana kwenye maisha tunayoishi
we unaambiwa ukweli haupo sawa na kila mtu hum acha kuandika ujinga unaleta kauli zako mbovu
tena ucludie huu ujinga wako

Nakuopesha leo coz ni mgen sikuchambi! Jamvi litakushinda hili FATA YAKO!
 
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We siumejitia TAJIRI WA FIKRA? Thibitisha hizo fikra zako YALIYOMO YAMO au DEBE TUPU HALIACHI KUTIKA?(

Unakuja kimipasho zaidi, mambo ya kufungiana kanga mwayaweza nyie bana...
 
Unakuja kimipasho zaidi, mambo ya kufungiana kanga mwayaweza nyie bana...

Jibu HOJA YA MSINGI! IKRA ZIMEKUSAIDIA NINI? Sio kujikosha kosha na kukwepa! ---- huna maana yeyote SEMAAAAA!!!!!!!!!
 
Lara umefulia au? siamini kama Laki ni pesa kwako. huyo jamaa naye yani katoa laki tu anaanza kuulizia mabo mengine. pesa ndoga sana, endelea kumchuna huyo. ikifika IM, angalau ndio unaanza kufikiria
 
Lara umefulia au? siamini kama Laki ni pesa kwako. huyo jamaa naye yani katoa laki tu anaanza kuulizia mabo mengine. pesa ndoga sana, endelea kumchuna huyo. ikifika IM, angalau ndio unaanza kufikiria

Halooooooo! Lala ndani uone kama mtu atakuletea hat msimbazi achia mbali hio kilo na sikukuuu hizi! Wakti wa kiangazi huu shosti!
 
Sasa wewe kama unakaa kimazichana si lazima ushangae watu kuhonga laki kabla hajala mzigo!

Ila kama wewe ni mtoto wa mjini huwezi kushangaa hayo, maana kuna kipindi watu tuliogopa hata kununuwa magari ya rangi nyekundu maana kuna mtombaji mmoja maarufu alikuwa pale BOT ndio ilikuwa dau lake la kuhonga.

Yule jamaa asingeletewa unoko hata orodha ya warembo sasa hivi kusokomezwa vipipi vya sembe M.K.U.N.D.U.N.I kupeleka China ingepunguwa.

Hahahaaaaaa! Kzi ya unga kazi ya watoto wa Uswaaaa! Wana LOGAAAAAAAA mpaka akipita Airport wanaona UPEPO! Punda huna hata chaleee! Ngamia wewe ndo maana yanabambwa kila siku!

Watoto wa uswaa chale mpaka katikati ya msamba wa makalio, toka 1990's watu mapunda na Hashkwi mtu! Mizindiko kibaoooo! Mikafara ndo usiseme! kULOGA KUFUTA NUKSII, KUONGEZA BAHATI, KUWASAHAULISHA AIRPORT ETC! Hakamatwi mtu!

FYI kwenye Tigo hbebi mzigo mkubwa! Labda ndong 2 au 3 ila kuanzia KILO lazima UTANUE KOO hilo, na Kulamba kidogo Arosto ikuzuie kuinya kwenye ndege!

Ile kazi i RAHISI kama MNAVOZANI!!!!!!!! Punda lazima awe jembeee!
 
Jibu HOJA YA MSINGI! IKRA ZIMEKUSAIDIA NINI? Sio kujikosha kosha na kukwepa! ---- huna maana yeyote SEMAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

Endelea kuchangamsha kijiwe, btw everyone enjoys ur make up stories..
 
Hata mimi naanza kung'amua kuwa bidada mchekesha genge tu....
Kama kweli basi kaishiwa kukichwa...

Mxiuuuuuuuuu! Wewe jiangali sanaaa! CONSIDER YOUR SORRY A. WARNED!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
Endelea kuchangamsha kijiwe, btw everyone enjoys ur make up stories..

NILISEMAAAAAAAAAAA! TAJIRI WA FIKRA KAFILISIKA KAAMIA KWENYE KUJIKOSHA! Hahahaaaaaaaaa! Haloooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

W e s ulijitia TAJIRI WA FIKRA? Nilisema mie! HUNA LOLOTE! HASHUO TU ZISIZO NA MASHIKO! Mxiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
 
MI NACHAMBANA NA JF SENIOR EXPERT MEMBERS TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU! We jishongondoe humu utafute kick baaaaaaaaaaas! HADHI YA KUCHAMBWA NA MIMI BADO SANAAAAAAAAAAA KUFIKIA! Haloooooo ya kutishia kujamba kumbe kanaharaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!

hao jf senior wanakuogopa me sio kama wao tutaenda sawa msitari kwa msitari mpaka uache ujasiria mwili
 
NILISEMAAAAAAAAAAA! TAJIRI WA FIKRA KAFILISIKA KAAMIA KWENYE KUJIKOSHA! Hahahaaaaaaaaa! Haloooooooooooo!!!!!!!!

W e s ulijitia TAJIRI WA FIKRA? Nilisema mie! HUNA LOLOTE! HASHUO TU ZISIZO NA MASHIKO! Mxiuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

We subiri hiyo mbunye ikojozwe damu mwaka mzima...
Sijui utapata wapi wa kukupa laki, kweli laki tu ndo inafanya ufyonze ivo..? Get rich or die trying itakula kwako..
 
Nitawakaribisha MPAKA CHUMBANIIIIIIIIII NA KUWAZIMIA TAAA! Mie tenaaaaaaaa! PENTAGON YA MMU! JESHI LA MTU MMOJA! NATOKEA MCHAMBA WIMA! Haloooooooooo! Vuta kiti picha linaanza hili. One by One LEGENDARY, MBA HOLDER NIKO KAZINI!

eti jeshi la mtu mmoja khaaaaaaaaaa wanakuogopa eeeeeh
et mba holder wa wapi wewe unatumia makalio kufikiri
 
Halooooooooooo! DUME DADA LIMEINGIA UWANJANI KWA KISHINDO!!!!!!!! Ntalichambaje sasa!!!!!1 Yalaaaaaaaaaah!

Mbunye si YANGU au siku hizi TUNA UBIA!!!!!!!!!!? GAWA NA WEWE TIGO HIYO UPATE MILIONI KAMA KIMEKUUMA SANAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!! Nyoooooooo!

Fyoko fyoko TAJIRI WA FIKRAAA!!!!!! KUMBE FIKRA ZENYEWE ZA MBUNYE YA LARA 1! Inahuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!!!!!!

Ha ha..
Angalia tu usivunje keyboard/touch screen yako...
Haya endelea kuwapasha wengine, ngoja mie nikojoe nilale..
 
MKO WAPI MNAOLETA ZA KULETA?????????? KUBWA LA MAADUI NIKO HAPA KUJIBU HOJA ZENU NA VIJEMBE VYENU!!!!!!!!!! Nimeondoka kidogo mkawa mnachonga chonga sanaaa humu! WAGENI MKO WAPI? JIBU MOJA TU CHALIIIIIIIIIIII? Eti miss neddy SHOKA MOJA MBUYU CHINI????????????? Hahahaaaaaaaaaa! Halooooooooooooooo!

Japo nachambana na JF Senior Expert Membrs tuu, ila hamu yangu ya kuchamba leo haijaniisha! Nafanya EXCEPTION LEO TU Ntakuchamba hata wewe RUDI BASI tuoneshane UMWAMBA. You never know unweza kunishinda coz nashikilia rekodi ya UNBEATABLE KWENYE MICHAMBO MMU!

Nakutuia MWALIKO RASMI miss neddy RUDI TUCHAMBANE KAMA KWELI WEWE KIJIKE!!!!!!!!! Ngoja nikatafute post zako kwanza!

niko kwa ajiri yako njooo
 
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