Verdy CB
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- Mar 19, 2013
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An airplane is flying over the United States at night.
The pilot says:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out."
A little later, the pilot says
"We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin".
The plane continues its descent despite more things being thrown out.
Pilot: "Still going down - we must throw out some people".
There's a big gasp from the passengers!
Pilot: "But to make this fair, passenger will be thrown out in alphabetical order.
So... A...any Africans on board?"
No one moves.
"B... any Blacks on board?"
No one moves.
"C... any Caribbean on board?"
Still, no one moves.
A little black boy - asks his dad:
"Dad,...what are we?
Dad: "Tonight son, we are Zanzibaris!"
*****
3 dead bodies at City Mortuary all with
big smiles on their faces. After the
autopsies, pathologist reports to the
police.
Pathologist: 1st body is David from Machakos, 60
years old. Died of cardiac arrest while
making love to his mistress hence the
smile.
Pathologist: 2nd body is Edwin from Kisumu, 25 years
old, won a million bob in charity
sweepstakes, spent it all on expensive
whisky and cham, died of alcohol
poisoning hence the smile.
Inspector: What about 3rd body?
Pathologist: This is unusual, never
seen it before. Johnny from Kakamega, 30
years old, struck by lightning."
Inspector: So why the smile?
Pathologist: He thought he was
having his picture taken
******
KIDNAP SCENE:
Kidnapper: Yo, I kidnapped your son, How much money can you give?
Father: $500,000
Kidnapper: No Way! The amount should have a"Million"!
Father: OK, Half a Million.
Kidnapper: OK! Deal!!!
*****
Has any1 else ever notice that the symbol "&" looks lyk a man dragging his butt across the floor ?
The pilot says:
"Ladies and Gentlemen, the plane is losing altitude and all the baggage must be thrown out."
A little later, the pilot says
"We're still losing altitude, we must throw anything out that is in the cabin".
The plane continues its descent despite more things being thrown out.
Pilot: "Still going down - we must throw out some people".
There's a big gasp from the passengers!
Pilot: "But to make this fair, passenger will be thrown out in alphabetical order.
So... A...any Africans on board?"
No one moves.
"B... any Blacks on board?"
No one moves.
"C... any Caribbean on board?"
Still, no one moves.
A little black boy - asks his dad:
"Dad,...what are we?
Dad: "Tonight son, we are Zanzibaris!"
*****
3 dead bodies at City Mortuary all with
big smiles on their faces. After the
autopsies, pathologist reports to the
police.
Pathologist: 1st body is David from Machakos, 60
years old. Died of cardiac arrest while
making love to his mistress hence the
smile.
Pathologist: 2nd body is Edwin from Kisumu, 25 years
old, won a million bob in charity
sweepstakes, spent it all on expensive
whisky and cham, died of alcohol
poisoning hence the smile.
Inspector: What about 3rd body?
Pathologist: This is unusual, never
seen it before. Johnny from Kakamega, 30
years old, struck by lightning."
Inspector: So why the smile?
Pathologist: He thought he was
having his picture taken
******
KIDNAP SCENE:
Kidnapper: Yo, I kidnapped your son, How much money can you give?
Father: $500,000
Kidnapper: No Way! The amount should have a"Million"!
Father: OK, Half a Million.
Kidnapper: OK! Deal!!!
*****
Has any1 else ever notice that the symbol "&" looks lyk a man dragging his butt across the floor ?
