Kondaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[Kimbweka]

[FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif]Jamani kwa wale ambao hampandi daladala,hivi ndo vioja tunavyovipata[/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT][/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif] Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani
mnapiga?!? Wekeni
nyimbo za yesu.."
Konda: "Vunga wewe, Yesu
bado hajatoa album..." [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif]********************************[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif]Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au
unasema panda tu!?"
Konda: "We taahira nini,
hao wengine wamekalia
ndoo?! " [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT]******************************* [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif][/FONT]Abiria: "Embu punguzeni
sauti ya redio..."
Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu
ziko za kutosha, tusikilize
na zako!?"
*******************************[/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif] Mmama: "Bwana ondoa
gari joto sana!!"
Konda: "Uctuzingue wewe,
shuka upande fridge...." [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT]****************************** [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT]Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma,ingia...."
Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za
nyuma..."
Konda: "Kwenda zako
wewe, sio muendaji!!!
Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!" [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT]********************************
Sister duu: "Konda
unanibana bwana..."
Konda: "Zinabanana ndizi
haziongei, kama ulitaka kujiachia c ungekodi treni
pekeyako!!!" [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT]
******************************* [/FONT]
[FONT=Times New Roman,serif][FONT=Arial,sans-serif] [/FONT]Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?!
Kama hamna sipandi..."
Konda: "Mpuuzi kweli, wa wapi wewe... Kama ulikuwa
unaogopa kukosa kiti c
ungebeba chako!!?" [/FONT]
[FONT=Arial,sans-serif]
*************************[/FONT]

 

[Ralphryder]

Utaaaamu!

 

[salito]

Aha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haya matubwa...

 

[Spear_]

Abiria: Mi sipandi gari limejaa..

Konda: Limejaa imekuwa ndoo ya maji?...


Abiria amesimama kituoni gari linafika
Abiria: kama hakuna seat mi si simami
Kond: Kwenda zako kwani hapo umekaa?

 

[Obe]

Kimbweka, bora umeipanga vizuri, iliwahi kuwekwa humu, mwezi wa 12 mwaka jana, asante

 

[Blaki Womani]

abiria: konda nina shilingi 100
konda: kanunue bamia uteleze ufike kwako

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Good editing of original post!
Ubunifu wako wewe kuweka stars!!!

 

[Kiraka Kikuu]

Good editing of original post!
Ubunifu wako wewe kuweka stars!!!

Hii hapa:

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  bampami
  
  6th December 2011 23:34
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  Kondaktaaa

• nds Messages Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani
  mnapiga?!? Wekeni
  nyimbo za yesu.."
  Konda: "Vunga wewe, Yesu
  bado hajatoa album..."
  ******************************** Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au
  unasema panda tu!?"
  Konda: "We taahira nini,
  hao wengine wamekalia
  ndoo?! "
  ******************************* Abiria: "Embu punguzeni
  sauti ya redio..."
  Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu
  ziko za kutosha, tusikilize
  na zako!?"
  ******************************* Mmama: "Bwana ondoa
  gari joto sana!!"
  Konda: "Uctuzingue wewe,
  shuka upande fridge...."
  ******************************
  Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma,ingia...."
  Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za
  nyuma..."
  Konda: "Kwenda zako
  wewe, sio muendaji!!!
  Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
  ********************************
  Sister duu: "Konda
  unanibana bwana..."
  Konda: "Zinabanana ndizi
  haziongei, kama ulitaka kujiachia c ungekoni treni
  pekeyako!!!"
  *******************************
  Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?!
  Kama hamna sipandi..."
  Konda: "Mpuuzi kweli, wa wapi wewe... Kama ulikuwa
  unaogopa kukosa kiti c
  ungebeba chako!!?"
  *************************​
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  6th December 2011 23:37
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  haaaaa! mkuu nimecheka mpaka mke wangu akashangaa​
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  7th December 2011 00:00
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  Duu..
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  Baada ya mech ya Ars na Chrls mda huu, nahadithia kama nilikuwepo ndani ya hilo imaginal bus..​
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  7th December 2011 01:31
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  aisee mbavu zangu kwishney.hii kali
  ndo raha ya kupanda daladala​
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  7th December 2011 05:42
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  Mdau we konda nini?
  Nimecheka si kipole pole​
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  7th December 2011 10:43
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  marudio, ishakaa hapa kwenye titled "Majibu ya kukatisha tamaa "kitu kama hicho, jamani muwe mnasoma kabla ya ku copy n paste​
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  marudio, ishakaa hapa kwenye titled "Majibu ya kukatisha tamaa "kitu kama hicho, jamani muwe mnasoma kabla ya ku copy n paste
  
  
  
  Ni kweli kabisa hii siyo mpya hapa, amefanya ubunifu kidogo sana lakini maudhui ni yale yale:spy:​
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  Teh teh..........​
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  By bampami
  nds Messages Mlokole: "Nyimbo gani
  mnapiga?!? Wekeni
  nyimbo za yesu.."
  Konda: "Vunga wewe, Yesu
  bado hajatoa album..."
  ******************************** Abiria: "Kuna Kiti au
  unasema panda tu!?"
  Konda: "We taahira nini,
  hao wengine wamekalia
  ndoo?! "
  ******************************* Abiria: "Embu punguzeni
  sauti ya redio..."
  Konda: "Sheria za nchi tu
  ziko za kutosha, tusikilize
  na zako!?"
  ******************************* Mmama: "Bwana ondoa
  gari joto sana!!"
  Konda: "Uctuzingue wewe,
  shuka upande fridge...."
  ******************************
  Konda: "Anti, kuna siti pale nyuma,ingia...."
  Anti: "Siwezi kaa siti za
  nyuma..."
  Konda: "Kwenda zako
  wewe, sio muendaji!!!
  Kwani za nyuma ziko nje ya gari?!"
  ********************************
  Sister duu: "Konda
  unanibana bwana..."
  Konda: "Zinabanana ndizi
  haziongei, kama ulitaka kujiachia c ungekoni treni
  pekeyako!!!"
  *******************************
  Sharobaro: "Kuna kiti?!
  Kama hamna sipandi..."
  Konda: "Mpuuzi kweli, wa wapi wewe... Kama ulikuwa
  unaogopa kukosa kiti c
  ungebeba chako!!?"
  *************************
  
  
  
  hahahaaaaaaaaaaa,buji buji yuko wapi? kaiona hiyo?​
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