Bujibuji Simba Nyamaume
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- Feb 4, 2009
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My dear lovely WIFE.
The Fifa World Cup 2014 is close by.
Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.
1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all yo friends not to give birth or wed or die or wateva during the World Cup coz we won't go.
3. You support the teams that i support.
4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them..
6. We can watch Other channels provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are inbrazil.
7. U dont just pass in front of the tv if am watching soccer, u better crawl on the floor.
8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?
9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer.
10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is losing.
11.There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks. Professinalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC.
12.If you miss the line up please dont ask, 'who is that guy?'
13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify, and there is a 6 hour difference between Brazil and Dar, so please no stupid questions.
The Fifa World Cup 2014 is close by.
Let me give you a few rules that will preserve your beauty.
1. The remote control belongs to me for the whole month.
2. Tell all yo friends not to give birth or wed or die or wateva during the World Cup coz we won't go.
3. You support the teams that i support.
4. No talking during the game, wait for half-time or end of the game.
5. Repeats & highlights are as good as the main match, so am gonna watch them..
6. We can watch Other channels provided actors and actresses are wearing soccer jerseys and they are inbrazil.
7. U dont just pass in front of the tv if am watching soccer, u better crawl on the floor.
8. Make sure you don't ask silly questions such as; is this Chelsea versus England?
9. No funny faces to my friends when they come for soccer.
10. Smile every time EXCEPT when my team is losing.
11.There shall be no comments about Cristiano Ronaldo's looks. Professinalism shall remain an absolute part of the WC.
12.If you miss the line up please dont ask, 'who is that guy?'
13. Ronaldo the Brazilian and Ronaldo the Portuguese are not related, Tanzania and Kenya did not qualify, and there is a 6 hour difference between Brazil and Dar, so please no stupid questions.