Kila nikilala naye anataka hela

[Mr.Teacher]

Acha ubwege bana huyo atakua ni kahaba angalia na mazingira uliyompatia

 

[kikonyoro]

hizo ni gharama za uendeshaji na ukarabat wa mtambo....vipuri vpo juu sana mkuu lipia 2

nimeipenda mkuu dola imepanda mafuta yamepanda na vipodozi

 

[Daata]

Jambo la kawaida sana we hudumia ukishindwa niambie nikusaidie.

 

[The Messenger]

No free lunch in capitalist Economy... teh teh te

 

[Rohombaya]

Nina mpenzi Wangu ambaye kwa muda niliokaa nae naweza kusema amekuwa girlfriend.Tatizo ni kwamba kila nikifanya naye mapenzi lazima adai hela.sasa najiuliza huyu ni gf au changudoa.kila bao nilipie jamani.

Khaa!! Dogo usijali hata waliooa wanalipia tena gharama kubwa kuliko unazolipia wewe. Ila siyo direct saana tena unalipa hata bila kupiga bao wakati mwingine. Ni asili tu ya kibinadamu toka Enzi na Enzi. Kuwa ujifunze :glasses-nerdy:

 

[analog101]

Tatizo lenu wengi waongo mnajifanya mnapita tu,na wao wanaona bora wachukue pesa tu mana hakuna namna nyingine mpaka kieleweke

 

[Rwekaza Autonomy]

Ww kumbe una jib unatembea na changudoa uyo

 

[Ni Sheeeda]

Hahahaaaaaaaa!! Jombaaa piga kazi kiwango cha lami uone we ndo utahongwa sio we umuhonge.

 

[kingi mweuc]

Hah.. Yan kila bao ulipie..hayo co mapenz ya kweli anakuuzia huyo..hafai achana nae..hata kama kuchuna buz co kiivyo huyo akuchuni ila anakukatakata...

 

[MastaKiraka]

Bado bill ya kila mwezi hajatuambia ni sh ngapi. Kama halipi bill basi ana bahati.

Bado upungufu wa MEGAWATI

 

[Nje ya Mada]

Akidai tena mpeleke benki

 

[Bavaria]

Alizaliwa hazina huyo, hebu mpe hela asije kufa bure mtoto wa watu.

Una charge kiasi gani kwa bao moja?

 

[Apologise lady]

Una charge kiasi gani kwa bao moja?

kwakua sina mudi yakuongea acha nikusamehe leo.

Ila vinginevyo Bavaria leo ningekukosesha ucngizi.

 

[Bavaria]

kwakua sina mudi yakuongea acha nikusamehe leo.

Ila vinginevyo Bavaria leo ningekukosesha ucngizi.

Yaishe madam. Nisamehe.

 

[Apologise lady]

Yaishe madam. Nisamehe.

Haya kalale sasa hvi.

Nikifumba nikifumbua nisikuone.

 

[Janjaweed]

Nina mpenzi Wangu ambaye kwa muda niliokaa nae naweza kusema amekuwa girlfriend.Tatizo ni kwamba kila nikifanya naye mapenzi lazima adai hela.sasa najiuliza huyu ni gf au changudoa.kila bao nilipie jamani.

huna demu hapo acha ufala

Huyo anakuza mbunye, kama huwezi kuilipia acha wengine wale

Huyo dada kafungua mobile shop, so acha kula bure bidhaa ziko sokoni hizo

 

[Jile79]

Huyo sio mke ni mama muuza!!

 

[Jile79]

No free lunch in capitalist Economy... teh teh te

NO. According to our constitution our country follows the communism wing

 

[Janjaweed]

Huyo sio mke ni mama muuza!!

kweli kabisa

a negotiate discount price tu, tena alipe kwa bili tu

 

[Jile79]

Huyo dada boyfriend wake inafaa awe either a BANK or an ATM