Kijana acha kubwela mbwela na girlfriend

[kwamtoro]

Ona tofauti kubwa kati ya kuwa na mke au kuwa na girlfreind

1. Mke anamsaidia mume wake kumanage his finances properly. Girlfriend anamsaidia boyfriend wake ku spend pesa zake

2. Mke ni mwangalizi wa nyumba, anaweka nyumba katika mazingira mazuri. Girlfriend anakuja kusalimia and have fun, kisha anarudi kwao to comfort of her own home.

3. Mke anasali na mume wake. Girlfriend vigumu kusali na boyfriend wake. Pray on by own

4. Mke anafikiria na anaomba mume wake apate mafanikio na maendeleo. Girlfreind tumaini lakekuu katika mafaninikio ya boyfriend wake ni kwa ajili ya faida zake

5. Mke anampikia mume wake. Girlfriend anawaza kula out (Fast-food restaurants) pamoja na take-away.

6. Mke anamshukuru mume wake kila wakati. Girlfriend yeye anamshukuru boyfriend wake hasa pale atakapo kuwa amepewa kitu fulani.

7. Mke yupo tayari kusimama upande wa mume wake katika nyakati zote, mazuri na mabaya. Girlfriend only comes around when all is good.

8. Mke anapanga maendeleo na mume wake. Girlfreind yeye mawazo yake ni ya wakati uliopo.

9. Mke yupo tayari kumsaidia mume wake na familia yake. Girlfriend ni vigumu kumsaidia jamaa yake japokuwa anao uwezo huo.

10. Mke anampenda mume wake kwa zaidi ya 85%. Girlfriend wapo wanaopenda ila wengu wapo ki interest zaidi.

11. Mke yupo tayari kujisacrifices kwa mume wake. Girlfrend yupo tayari kuruka kinanga kama swala pindi mambo yakienda kombo.

Nyinyi masenior bachelor, na nyinyi ambao kila kukicha mnaojipanga tu mpaka mwana wa adamu arudi fanyeni maamuzi sasa.

 

[Tutor B]

Umetoa point nzuri sana kuhusu wake zetu (wema) I love you Mama Tutor B najua umeisoma hii.

 

[lara 1]

Sisi THE TRUE CAPITALISTS BY ORIGN AND HEART TUNASEMA NAFASI YA MKE NI YA KI COMMUNIST!!!!!!! Who wants to be a communist!!!!!!! Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Not me THE CAPITALIST of course! Dont get me wrong, YOU AREN'T ME REMEMBER!!!!!!!

Mwangalizi wa nyumba!!!!!! Halooooooo halooooooooo ya WALINZI!!!!!! LOL! (Kama nawaona nyongo zilivowajaa!)

Wanaume kwa sifa za kuosha virungu vyao hizo sala zao mie nistie neno!

No 5 halooooooo halooooooo ya MASTER CHEFF na CHIEF COOK!!!!!!!

No 11 ndo mpango mzima! EVERYBODY FOR HIMSELF AND GOD FOR US ALL!!!!!!!

JIWE NIMELI RUSHA KIZANI NIKIA YALAAAAH! NAJUA TAYARI! Limekuhusu!!!!!!!! Hajatajwa ntu jina eeeeh!

 

[kiwososa]

Sisi THE TRUE CAPITALISTS BY ORIGN AND HEART TUNASEMA NAFASI YA MKE NI YA KI COMMUNIST!!!!!!! Who wants to be a communist!!!!!!! Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Not me THE CAPITALIST of course! Dont get me wrong, YOU AREN'T ME REMEMBER!!!!!!!

Mwangalizi wa nyumba!!!!!! Halooooooo halooooooooo ya WALINZI!!!!!! LOL! (Kama nawaona nyongo zilivowajaa!)

Wanaume kwa sifa za kuosha virungu vyao hizo sala zao mie nistie neno!

No 5 halooooooo halooooooo ya MASTER CHEFF na CHIEF COOK!!!!!!!

No 11 ndo mpango mzima! EVERYBODY FOR HIMSELF AND GOD FOR US ALL!!!!!!!

JIWE NIMELI RUSHA KIZANI NIKIA YALAAAAH! NAJUA TAYARI! Limekuhusu!!!!!!!! Hajatajwa ntu jina eeeeh!

Maneno ya mkosaji. utaishia kumegwa na vibabu na kunuka shombo za vikongwe wako.

 

[kwamtoro]

Sisi THE TRUE CAPITALISTS BY ORIGN AND HEART TUNASEMA NAFASI YA MKE NI YA KI COMMUNIST!!!!!!! Who wants to be a communist!!!!!!! Hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Not me THE CAPITALIST of course! Dont get me wrong, YOU AREN'T ME REMEMBER!!!!!!!

Mwangalizi wa nyumba!!!!!! Halooooooo halooooooooo ya WALINZI!!!!!! LOL! (Kama nawaona nyongo zilivowajaa!)

Wanaume kwa sifa za kuosha virungu vyao hizo sala zao mie nistie neno!

No 5 halooooooo halooooooo ya MASTER CHEFF na CHIEF COOK!!!!!!!

No 11 ndo mpango mzima! EVERYBODY FOR HIMSELF AND GOD FOR US ALL!!!!!!!

JIWE NIMELI RUSHA KIZANI NIKIA YALAAAAH! NAJUA TAYARI! Limekuhusu!!!!!!!! Hajatajwa ntu jina eeeeh!

Umechokoza mzinga wa nyuki, mi simo.

 

[lara 1]

Maneno ya mkosaji. utaishia kumegwa na vibabu na kunuka shombo za vikongwe wako.

HAHAHAAAAAAAAA! YALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Limekupata la uso hilo! UKWELI UNAUMAAAA EEEEEEH JAPO HAUNA MENO!!!!!!

Mpishi mkuu saa kumi saa hizi mkuu wako atakuta chakula hakijaiva afu USHAPITA RAUNDI YA ULINZI WA MCHANA!!!!!!!! Hahahaaaaaaaaa! Ncheke nnenepe mie!!!!!!!! Na leo unalo akitoka kazini tunae bar! Lako jiko, sink na dining table tu, ushazoea vya kujinyongea mwaya vya kuchinjiwa tuachie sie!!!!!!!!

CHUNGU LAKINI DAWA HIO, THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE!!!!!!!!!:yield:

 

[lara 1]

Umechokoza mzinga wa nyuki, mi simo.

Hahahaaaaaa! Nimechokoza mizinga ya NUCLEAR na ATOMIC BOMBS itakuwa vinyuki!!!!!!!!!!

 

[kwamtoro]

Hahahaaaaaa! Nimechokoza mizinga ya NUCLEAR na ATOMIC BOMBS itakuwa vinyuki!!!!!!!!!!

:behindsofa:

 

[Jizzy1]

Kwa kiasi nakubaliana ila si wake wote wako ivo, kuna galfrnd wanafanya makubwa kuliko hao wake, nakubaliana watu waingie kwenye ndoa na waziheshimu no matter what.... Kwa Mtoro unaoa lini?

 

[kwamtoro]

Kwa kiasi nakubaliana ila si wake wote wako ivo, kuna galfrnd wanafanya makubwa kuliko hao wake, nakubaliana watu waingie kwenye ndoa na waziheshimu no matter what.... Kwa Mtoro unaoa lini?

Ha ha ha ha!!!! 09/08/2014. Bado ya girlfreind yanendelea kunikabili, yanachosha. wewe Jizzy1 lini?

 

[Munkari]

You are right and almost trueeee!! Kazi ya mke ni kubwa sana ati wanaume waliooa wanapaswa kuwaheshm na kuwajali wake zao!!

 

[luofe]

ungekuwa wa maana wangekuwa wanalala kwako bt wanakumega wanakuachia uchafu then hao kwa wake zao!! poor valueles grl in da world @lara1

 

[ERoni]

HAHAHAAAAAAAAA! YALAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! Limekupata la uso hilo! UKWELI UNAUMAAAA EEEEEEH JAPO HAUNA MENO!!!!!!

Mpishi mkuu saa kumi saa hizi mkuu wako atakuta chakula hakijaiva afu USHAPITA RAUNDI YA ULINZI WA MCHANA!!!!!!!! Hahahaaaaaaaaa! Ncheke nnenepe mie!!!!!!!! Na leo unalo akitoka kazini tunae bar! Lako jiko, sink na dining table tu, ushazoea vya kujinyongea mwaya vya kuchinjiwa tuachie sie!!!!!!!!

CHUNGU LAKINI DAWA HIO, THE TRUTH WILL SET YOU FREE!!!!!!!!!:yield:

Hahahaha! Uandishi wako weye... yani nimejiona nacheka tu!

 

[mdida]

Kila mtu na majukumu yake, ya mke yabaki kuwa ya mke na ya girlfreind vile vile, huwezi kujivika uhusika wa mke na mke vilevile hawezi kujivika uhusika wa girlfriend.

 

[Mentor]

Still bado nipo nipo saaaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...!

 

[cyprian6]

Nachukua point tu napita zangu hapo..

 

[Mtoto halali na hela]

Dah kumbe, asante kwa kuwa umeona mbali sana.

 

[Deo Corleone]

Aliye lala na bi harusi siku moja kabla ya harusi na wala si bwana harusi bado mnanishauri harusi
Eti nizibe masikio wenginr nifumbe macho,nisione wakati naibiwa?
Mimi nikiona mtu anaibiwa naona kama naibiwa mimi so miaka kadhaa ijayo ndo mniulize nitaoa lini

 

[Deo Corleone]

Still bado nipo nipo saaaaaaaaaanaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...!

Watu wanalalamika wanavyoumizwa na ndoa zao, wengine wanaficha wanakufa na maumivu yao
Molari niliyonayo sasa siwezi kubali kuibiwa ngoja nizeeke zeeke kwanza pengine nitakuja elewa

 

[kalou]

ingekuwa kweli basiiii...mimi huku mtaani najionea mivurigano tu..hakuna cha msaidizi wala msaidiwaji.....



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