bampami
JF-Expert Member
- Nov 5, 2011
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1. Principal to student..." I
saw u
yesterday rotating near
girls hostel
pulling cigarette... ? " 2. Class teacher once said :"
pick up the
... paper and fall in the
dustbin!!!"
3. once Hindi teacher said...."
I'm going out of the world to
America.."
4. "..DON 'T TRY TO TALK IN
FRONT OF
MY BACK.."
5. don't.. laugh at the back benches...other wise teeth
and all will
be fallen down.....
6. It was very hot in the
afternoon
when the teacher entered.. She tried to
switch the fan on, but there
was some
problem. and then she said
" why is
fan not oning" (ing form of on)
7. Teacher in a furious
mood... write
down ur name and father
of ur name!!
8. "shhh. .. quiet... the principal is
revolving around college"
9. My manager started like
this "Hi, I
am Madhu, Married with
two kids" 10. "will u hang that
calendar or else
I'll HANG MYSELF"
11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF
U WILL
TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN
OUTSIDE"
12. Chemistry HOD comes
and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son
and marry my daughter"
13. Tomorrow call ur
parents especially
mother and father
14. "why are you looking
at the monkeys outside when I
am in the
class?!"
15. Lab assistant said this
when my
friend wrote wrong code.. "I
understand. You
understand.
Computer how
understand??
16. Seeing the principal passing by, the
teacher told the noisy class..
"Keep
quiet, the principal has
passed away"
17. Once Teacher Told "If u Talk So
Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"
18. teacher to students:don
't spit
outside, the understanding
people will suffer
19. i have 3 daughters, all
are girl..
20......
21......
22......
Endeleza hapo
saw u
yesterday rotating near
girls hostel
pulling cigarette... ? " 2. Class teacher once said :"
pick up the
... paper and fall in the
dustbin!!!"
3. once Hindi teacher said...."
I'm going out of the world to
America.."
4. "..DON 'T TRY TO TALK IN
FRONT OF
MY BACK.."
5. don't.. laugh at the back benches...other wise teeth
and all will
be fallen down.....
6. It was very hot in the
afternoon
when the teacher entered.. She tried to
switch the fan on, but there
was some
problem. and then she said
" why is
fan not oning" (ing form of on)
7. Teacher in a furious
mood... write
down ur name and father
of ur name!!
8. "shhh. .. quiet... the principal is
revolving around college"
9. My manager started like
this "Hi, I
am Madhu, Married with
two kids" 10. "will u hang that
calendar or else
I'll HANG MYSELF"
11. LIBRARIAN SCOLDE ," IF
U WILL
TALK AGAIN , I WILL KNEEL DOWN
OUTSIDE"
12. Chemistry HOD comes
and tells us...
"My aim is to study my son
and marry my daughter"
13. Tomorrow call ur
parents especially
mother and father
14. "why are you looking
at the monkeys outside when I
am in the
class?!"
15. Lab assistant said this
when my
friend wrote wrong code.. "I
understand. You
understand.
Computer how
understand??
16. Seeing the principal passing by, the
teacher told the noisy class..
"Keep
quiet, the principal has
passed away"
17. Once Teacher Told "If u Talk So
Loudly I Will Stand Uping U"
18. teacher to students:don
't spit
outside, the understanding
people will suffer
19. i have 3 daughters, all
are girl..
20......
21......
22......
Endeleza hapo
