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Teacher :what's wrong?
Abeiku 😱ur house is very
small...me,my mum,my dad all
sleep in the same bed.
Every nite dad asks if i am
sleeping i say No..! Dad then he slaps my face &
gives
me a black eye.!
Teacher : tonight when your
dad
asks ,you have 2 keep dead quite,
don't answer.
The following morning
Abeiku's
teacher sees him with a severe
swelling on his face. Teacher :my goodness! O! What
happened..???
Abeiku :dad asked me again if
i
was sleeping i just kept quiet
& dead stil then my dad & my
mum
started moving.........
You know mum was
breathing
heavily, carrying her legs up & making funny noises then my
dad
asked...my mum......
Are you coming..?
Mum :replied yes..! I am
coming. Mum asked dad....
Are you coming..?
Dad :answered yes..!
Abeiku :they do not
usually go anywhere without
me Oooo....!
So i said wait for me
i am coming too Oooo..
 
duh! kama ww ingekuwa ni mzazi ingekuwaje? teh teh teh
Take it easy buddy.
ha ha ha ha hahahq!
 
siku izi wazazi mbona wameacha kulala na watoto
 
Kama mzaz mi naon dogo mjanja na mshua ***** anamlaje mkewe na mwanae yupo hapohap,families lik thos shld stop. Fuc ur wf in the absence of ur kids.
 
Kama mzaz mi naon dogo mjanja na mshua ***** anamlaje mkewe na mwanae yupo hapohap,families lik thos shld stop. Fuc ur wf in the absence of ur kids.

Gosh, its a humor... Ordinary people. Huelewi hii pia. Khaa
 
Teacher :what's wrong?
Abeiku 😱ur house is very
small...me,my mum,my dad all
sleep in the same bed.
Every nite dad asks if i am
sleeping i say No..! Dad then he slaps my face &
gives
me a black eye.!
Teacher : tonight when your
dad
asks ,you have 2 keep dead quite,
don't answer.
The following morning
Abeiku's
teacher sees him with a severe
swelling on his face. Teacher :my goodness! O! What
happened..???
Abeiku :dad asked me again if
i
was sleeping i just kept quiet
& dead stil then my dad & my
mum
started moving.........
You know mum was
breathing
heavily, carrying her legs up & making funny noises then my
dad
asked...my mum......
Are you coming..?
Mum :replied yes..! I am
coming. Mum asked dad....
Are you coming..?
Dad :answered yes..!
Abeiku :they do not
usually go anywhere without
me Oooo....!
So i said wait for me
i am coming too Oooo..
haha ha.. Prblm ya ku2mia 1rum
 
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