.....kabaaaang !!!!!....0712.

[Mwandwanga]

A woman was having sex with her
lover in her apartment, Suddenly
she heard her husband
arrive.
She told her lover, stay like
statue and Don't move.

Husband: Who is this?"
Wife: This is a robot I bought to hv
sex, when u r travelling.
Husband: Ok, let's hv sex now
Wife: No sweetheart, yesterday I got my period, So I will go & make a cup of coffee 4 u.

After she left the husband
said "Damn it I'm so horny, I will
---- this robot!
He tried ----ing.
The lover started
talking in a metallic robotic way:
"SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!
SYSTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE".

Husband: Damn! robot is not
working properly, I'm throwing it
out of the window.
The lover realised that he was on
the 20th floor so he said :
"SOFTWARE UPDATED"
PLEASE TRY AGAIN.

 

[prettygal]

wonders never ends in this forum!!!

 

[Zasasule]

Nyc one

 

[Mr. Marangu]

evry day i cnt wait to visit Jokes/udaku

 

[sokwe]

U make my day this is so funny.

 

[Mwandwanga]

U make my day this is so funny.

Jf 4 life....

 

[Lawrichie]

bravo...

 

[xir jyerphy]

Iko bien hii....

 

[Mugaga]

So funny!!!

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[Deejay nasmile]

duh,i like dat