Joke of the day!

[Django]

University students waliingia kwenye QUIZ ,two friends ambao walikuwa wakisaidiana walikubaliana aingie mmoja ambaye he is very bright ili akitoka kwenye Quiz room ampe answers.
Kwakuwa muda ulikuwa mdogo sana na wanafunzi walishagundua kuwa maswali yalikuwa yakijirudia basi yule jamaa aliyeingia wa kwanza alipotoka akaamua kumwambia majibu yote.

QUESTION 1 BY PROF: WHEN WAS TANZANIA INDEPENDENCE?

BRIGHT STUDENT: IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE 1960 BUT IT POSTPONED TO 1961 DUE TO MANY REASONS.

QUESTION 2 BY PROF: WHO BROUGHT INDEPENDENCE?

BRIGHT STUDENT: IT WAS MWALIMU NYERERE AND KAWAWA.

QUESTION 3 BY PROF: IT BELIEVES THAT IN MARS THERE ARE LIVING THINGS,DO YOU BELIEVE?

BRIGHT STUDENT: SOME SAY YES,SOME SAY NO BUT SCIENTISTS ARE STILL INVESTIGETING.

Sasa alipoingia yule kijana ambaye uwezo wake darasani haukuwa mzuri na kwakuwa alikuwa amekariri majibu tu ilikuwa ni patashika humo ndani ya chumba cha mtihani.

QUESTION 1 BY PROF: WHEN WERE YOU BORN?

KILAZA STUDENT: IT WAS SUPPOSE TO BE 1960 BUT POSTPONED TO 1961.

QUESTION 2 RPOF: WHAT?!!!!!!!!!!! WHO IS YOUR FATHER BY THE WAY.

KILAZA STUDENT: IT WAS MWALIMU NYERERE AND KAWAWA.

QUESTION 3 BY PROF: OHHHHHH MY GOD! ARE YOU CRAZY?

KILAZA STUDENT: SOME SAY YES,SOME SAY NO BUT SCIENTISTS ARE STILL INVESTIGETING.:high5:

 

[ismase]

Good joke

 

[SHIEKA]

A humorous anecdote, but the English used needs some polishing here and there!