Jogoo

Viol · Jul 3, 2012

Jogoo alikuwa anamkimbiza jike hku akiwaza nikimkamata leo atanikoma na nikimkosa nitazuga nafanya mazoezi ya kukimbia. Jike nae alikuwa anakimbia huku akiwaza ngoja nikimbie nikisimama ataniona malaya &akinikosa nitabaki bila kutolewa hamu zangu ngoja nikimbie tartibu ili anipate.

Nani hapo umamwona mjanja?

Viol · Jul 3, 2012

Sister alijifungua mtoto hospitali,watu wakashangaa mtoto anacheka badala ya kulia.
daktari akamwangalia mtoto vizuri akaona kuna kitu mtoto ameshikilia mkononi,
akamshika mkono na kufungua mkono,wakashangaa kuona mtoto anacheka huku ameshikilia vidoge
kisha akamwangalia mama usoni na kumwambia "hakuna silaha itakayoweza kuniangamiza"

Viol · Jul 3, 2012

Msichana akiwa anaenda benki kabla hajafika kwa bahati nzuri akamwona boyfriend wake kwa mbali anadraw ATM,
akaamua amwandikie sms haraka.
Msichana:mpenzi kama unalala nitumie ndoto,kama unakula nitumie chakula,kama unalia nitumie machozi yako,
kama unacheka nitumia kicheko
Mvulana:nipo chooni.

kugeuka nyuma anamwona girfriend wake,sijui nini kilitokea

MC babuu · Jul 3, 2012

Mjanja ni ww mkuu

Viol · Jul 3, 2012

MC babuu said:
Mjanja ni ww mkuu

Thanks MC babuu

sister · Jul 3, 2012

Excellent said:
Msichana akiwa anaenda benki kabla hajafika kwa bahati nzuri akamwona boyfriend wake kwa mbali anadraw ATM,
akaamua amwandikie sms haraka.
Msichana:mpenzi kama unalala nitumie ndoto,kama unakula nitumie chakula,kama unalia nitumie machozi yako,
kama unacheka nitumia kicheko
Mvulana:nipo chooni.

kugeuka nyuma anamwona girfriend wake,sijui nini kilitokea

hahahha..........nitumie hicho hicho cha chooni.

Viol · Jul 3, 2012

sister said:
hahahha..........nitumie hicho hicho cha chooni.

sister najua unataka cha chooni maana umeshaona sipo chooni.

sister · Jul 3, 2012

Excellent said:
sister najua unataka cha chooni maana umeshaona sipo chooni.

ndo hapo chacha.

Viol · Jul 3, 2012

sister said:
ndo hapo chacha.

sister na we ulinionaje,acha kunifuatilia hivo bhana,mbona mi sijawahi kukuona ukidraw

sister · Jul 3, 2012

Excellent said:
sister na we ulinionaje,acha kunifuatilia hivo bhana,mbona mi sijawahi kukuona ukidraw

maono tu...........nilikuona upo bank nikaja na kweli nikakukuta uko.

Viol · Jul 3, 2012

sister said:
maono tu...........nilikuona upo bank nikaja na kweli nikakukuta uko.

sister maono yako ni bank tu eeh?maana kwingine sijawahi kukuona,unanikosesha amani bhana

sister · Jul 3, 2012

Excellent said:
sister maono yako ni bank tu eeh?maana kwingine sijawahi kukuona,unanikosesha amani bhana

hata uko kwingine uwa nakuonaga sema tu nakupotezea ila la bank nilitaka kuthibitisha kama utasema ukweli.

Mwanahisa · Jul 4, 2012

Sasa Excellent na Sister huko mnakoenda mtachekeshana wenyewe, hebu rudini haraka!

Bishop Hiluka · Jul 4, 2012

Excellent said:
Msichana akiwa anaenda benki kabla hajafika kwa bahati nzuri akamwona boyfriend wake kwa mbali anadraw ATM,
akaamua amwandikie sms haraka.
Msichana:mpenzi kama unalala nitumie ndoto,kama unakula nitumie chakula,kama unalia nitumie machozi yako,
kama unacheka nitumia kicheko
Mvulana:nipo chooni.

kugeuka nyuma anamwona girfriend wake,sijui nini kilitokea

Hahahahahahaaaaaaaaaa!!! Unajua nini kilifuata?
Mvulana: Nilimaanisha kuwa nakunya pesa, si unaona!...

Leak · Jul 6, 2012

Hakuna mjanja

piper · Jul 6, 2012

Goma dorooooooooooooooooo

KML · Jul 6, 2012

wote maa laya tu

sakapal · Jul 9, 2012

Excellent said:
sister najua unataka cha chooni maana umeshaona sipo chooni.

hehehee anataka kifaa kinachotumika chooni umpe hichohicho wala c pesa....!

Viol · Jul 9, 2012

sakapal said:
hehehee anataka kifaa kinachotumika chooni umpe hichohicho wala c pesa....!

sasa hapo ndo atanipa kibuti mazima

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