Jinsi simu za touch screen zinavyotupa tabu kuandika texts

[Nelson Kileo]

Hizi touch screen zinavyosumbua watu,Mdada
kanunua simu mpya ya screen touch.
MDADA-Bebi mambwo?
JAMAA-Poa nambie
MDADA-Vipw umelalwa?
JAMAA-Unasemaje?
MDADA-Nauliza umelwala?
JAMAA-Mhhh! Cjalala baby hata usingizi cna
MDADA-Mimi menyew cjalwala kumu mijitu
inapiga kelelwe hapa nje kwetu hadi inaboowa
JAMAA-Nin?
MDADA-Kuna kelwele hapa nje ya numba yetu
usingizwi hakuna kabiswa
JAMAA-Hahahaa! Pole baby
MDADA-Bwebi mbona unanichekwa sasa?
JAMAA-Jaribu kuandika vizuri honey
MDADA-Hehehwehwe unajua cm mupya alafu
sikirini tachi kila nikibinya elufi hii inakunya na
nyingine.Pwelo bebwi wangu
JAMAA-Hahaha haya dia

 

[Mshobaa]

Peleka jukwaa la utani kule

 

[illegal migrant]

nimecheka sanaa kudadadeki we jamaa noumaaah

 

[Nelson Kileo]

Peleka jukwaa la utani kule

habari na hoja mchanganyiko ...pia utani ni moja kati ta hoja mchanganyiko

 

[Mr.Thinker]

Hahahahaaah!

 

[believer]

habari na hoja mchanganyiko ...pia utani ni moja kati ta hoja mchanganyiko

Na wewe unatumia screen touch? "kati ta hoja"

 

[Nelson Kileo]

Na wewe unatumia screen touch? "kati ta hoja"

hehehehe hakika nami ni mmojawapo.....

 

[NZURI PESA]

Hizi touch screen zinavyosumbua watu,Mdada
kanunua simu mpya ya screen touch.
MDADA-Bebi mambwo?
JAMAA-Poa nambie
MDADA-Vipw umelalwa?
JAMAA-Unasemaje?
MDADA-Nauliza umelwala?
JAMAA-Mhhh! Cjalala baby hata usingizi cna
MDADA-Mimi menyew cjalwala kumu mijitu
inapiga kelelwe hapa nje kwetu hadi inaboowa
JAMAA-Nin?
MDADA-Kuna kelwele hapa nje ya numba yetu
usingizwi hakuna kabiswa
JAMAA-Hahahaa! Pole baby
MDADA-Bwebi mbona unanichekwa sasa?
JAMAA-Jaribu kuandika vizuri honey
MDADA-Hehehwehwe unajua cm mupya alafu
sikirini tachi kila nikibinya elufi hii inakunya na
nyingine.Pwelo bebwi wangu
JAMAA-Hahaha haya dia

Mkuu Mbavu Zangu!

 

[Nelson Kileo]

Mkuu Mbavu Zangu!

yaani screen touch unaweza jikuta umemtukana mtu .

 

[kivyako]

Inabidi awe analamba kidole wakati wa ku.touch kama anahesabu hela ya noti

 

[Fadhili Paulo]

Duh! maswali magumu sana, kama hili: ''MDADA-Vipw umelalwa?''

 

[manyasn]

ahahahahhahahahahahah

 

[jaffari odhiambo]

Hiyo ndo scree touch inatouch watu bila kujielewa.

 

[Nelson Kileo]

Hiyo ndo ''scree'' touch inatouch watu bila kujielewa.

hata nawe ni mmoja wapo wa mtumiaji wa mtumiaji wa screen touch.. hujamalizia neno hapo..

 

[leme]

Hizi touch screen zinavyosumbua watu,Mdada
kanunua simu mpya ya screen touch.
MDADA-Bebi mambwo?
JAMAA-Poa nambie
MDADA-Vipw umelalwa?
JAMAA-Unasemaje?
MDADA-Nauliza umelwala?
JAMAA-Mhhh! Cjalala baby hata usingizi cna
MDADA-Mimi menyew cjalwala kumu mijitu
inapiga kelelwe hapa nje kwetu hadi inaboowa
JAMAA-Nin?
MDADA-Kuna kelwele hapa nje ya numba yetu
usingizwi hakuna kabiswa
JAMAA-Hahahaa! Pole baby
MDADA-Bwebi mbona unanichekwa sasa?
JAMAA-Jaribu kuandika vizuri honey
MDADA-Hehehwehwe unajua cm mupya alafu
sikirini tachi kila nikibinya elufi hii inakunya na
nyingine.Pwelo bebwi wangu
JAMAA-Hahaha haya dia

hahahaaa... good to start a day with smiling face

 

[NAMTUMBA]

Duh! nikweli. Nishawahi tukana boss wangu na hizo simu.
sio vema kuandika hapa ni tusi lipi lakini chamoto nilikipata.

 

[wangewange]

Hahahahaaha dah watu mnaona balahaaaaaaaa,nisiandike sana nikakamatwa na mimi

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[MtiMawazo]

sio simu tu,wabongo tunanunua vitu kwa ajiri ya wengine.Mtu ananunua simu ya bei kubwa ili tu watu wamwone nayo!Ukija kwenye matumizi ndio utashangaa,Sms moja kwa siku

 

[SAUTI YAKO]

tanch kweli kenye menseji inapera sanaezaji walikuwa wanaweka na batani pia.na m tokea wakat ule sikuwah kupenda hzo touch

 

[mdeki]

Sawa bwebei manxnxiwn zkkl toich sckriin