Jamani nishaurini, nile au nisile...?

[Mtambuzi]

Wakuu, niko huku Masaki Chole Road karibu na tpsf, nina kikao na kampuni moja ya Wachina, sasa huyu binti wa kichina kaniandalia Chai ya kichina yaani imeungwa na tu vijani tubichi na kaniletea tuvitu flani tumekaa kama tambi lakini kama tuna vijicho halafu vikavu ananiambia ni bites za kichina na kuna tuvitu flani vimefanana na tende lakini mwe navifananisha na mende hivi.....

Mh, mwenzenu hapa nimepatikana....

Niko chooni hivi sasa naweka hii post nasubiri mnijibu kabla sijarudi kwenye kikao, yaani muafrika niko peke yangu halafu nimezungukwa na Wachina watano.

Hebu gfsonwin, watu8, Asprin, snowhite, nivea, Lisa, Eiyer, cacico, Ruttashobolwa, madamu B, Paloma, KakaKiiza, Fidel80, Filipo, Kaizer, marejesho, amu, Mungi, Preta, sweetlady, FirstLady, nyumba kubwa, BADILI TABIA, Mwita Maranya, Nyamayao lara 1 na wale wanaojua menu za kichina waje hapa kunipa maushauri kabla sijala kharamu..............

 

[Mtambuzi]

Fanyeni fasta basi, nile au nisile, mwenzenu nasubiriwa kikaoni hivoo................

 

[CharmingLady]

Kulaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!. Kiingiacho haramu..........

 

[Watu8]

Mkuu kunywa tu hiyo chai haina madhara ingawa sijui kama utaipenda ladha yake maana huwa hawaweki sukari...

 

[Mtambuzi]

Kulaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!. Kiingiacho haramu..........

Mh, una hatari wewe.............

 

[Husninyo]

Fanyeni fasta basi, nile au nisile, mwenzenu nasubiriwa kikaoni hivoo................

acha uroho we mzee

 

[Mtambuzi]

Mkuu kunywa tu hiyo chai haina madhara ingawa sijui kama utaipenda ladha yake maana huwa hawaweki sukari...

Ni kweli mkuu, nimeulizia sukari wakanicheka..............
Lakini wenyewe wamedai eti wameniandalia hiyo makitu na kwa mila zao huandaliwa kwa mtu muhimu sana na wanayemthamini, sasa nisipokula si noumer?

 

[Mtambuzi]

acha uroho we mzee

Jamani niko kikazi na nina kikao na hawa jamaa jioni hii ambapo tukitoka tutakuw ana Dinner kwenye Chinese Restaurant

 

[Watu8]

Ni kweli mkuu, nimeulizia sukari wakanicheka..............
Lakini wenyewe wamedai eti wameniandalia hiyo makitu na kwa mila zao huandaliwa kwa mtu muhimu sana na wanayemthamini, sasa nisipokula si noumer?

Haina hatari yoyote, kama wao wanaheshimu mila zao waambie nawe waheshimu za kwako....wangekuandalia ugali na nguru.

 

[Husninyo]

Jamani niko kikazi na nina kikao na hawa jamaa jioni hii ambapo tukitoka tutakuw ana Dinner kwenye Chinese Restaurant

kunywa maji tu kama vipi... ukianza kuendesha bila leseni usiseme hatujakuonya.

 

[Erickb52]

Fanyeni fasta basi, nile au nisile, mwenzenu nasubiriwa kikaoni hivoo................

Kula meeeeen!

 

[Watu8]

Jamani niko kikazi na nina kikao na hawa jamaa jioni hii ambapo tukitoka tutakuw ana Dinner kwenye Chinese Restaurant

kama wewe ni ustaadh huko restaurant kwenye kuagiza nyama hakikisha unasema Beef, mchina ukimtajia jina nyama tu,ye hudhani ni Pork...

 

[Mtambuzi]

kunywa maji tu kama vipi... ukianza kuendesha bila leseni usiseme hatujakuonya.

Hapo kwenye kuharisha ndo noumer na kesho nasafiri kikazim kwenda ZNZ si kitanuka au hizi charter zina toilet?

 

[Mtambuzi]

Kula meeeeen!

Nita bugi meeen..............

 

[marejesho]

Ni kweli mkuu, nimeulizia sukari wakanicheka..............
Lakini wenyewe wamedai eti wameniandalia hiyo makitu na kwa mila zao huandaliwa kwa mtu muhimu sana na wanayemthamini, sasa nisipokula si noumer?

Kula halafu ukimaliza wahi toilet ukatapike...

 

[zubedayo_mchuzi]

Wakuu, niko huku Masaki Chole Road karibu na tpsf, nina kikao na kampuni moja ya Wachina, sasa huyu binti wa kichina kaniandalia Chai ya kichina yaani imeungwa na tu vijani tubichi na kaniletea tuvitu flani tumekaa kama tambi lakini kama tuna vijicho halafu vikavu ananiambia ni bites za kichina na kuna tuvitu flani vimefanana na tende lakini mwe navifananisha na mende hivi.....

Mh, mwenzenu hapa nimepatikana....

Niko chooni hivi sasa naweka hii post nasubiri mnijibu kabla sijarudi kwenye kikao, yaani muafrika niko peke yangu halafu nimezungukwa na Wachina watano.

Hebu gfsonwin, watu8, Asprin, snowhite, nivea, Lisa, Eiyer, cacico, Ruttashobolwa, madamu B, Paloma, KakaKiiza, Fidel80, Filipo, Kaizer, marejesho, amu, Mungi, Preta, sweetlady, FirstLady, nyumba kubwa, BADILI TABIA, Mwita Maranya, Nyamayao lara 1 na wale wanaojua menu za kichina waje hapa kunipa maushauri kabla sijala kharamu..............

Kabla hujakunywa pga majeshi ya gwajima..

 

[Mtambuzi]

Kula halafu ukimaliza wahi toilet ukatapike...

Aaaaaghh............
Mimi hawa jamaa ni hii kazi tu, halafu ndio watu ninaotakiwa nifungamane nao kikazi, mbona hii kazi itanishinda...........

 

[Erickb52]

Nita bugi meeen..............

heheheeee ukibugi hamia china meeen
hivi ushawahi onja mchina?

 

[Mtambuzi]

heheheeee ukibugi hamia china meeen
hivi ushawahi onja mchina?

NImetuonja, tunaonekana tutamu, lakini hutu tulitofanana na mende wala sigusi, nimeomba juisi badala ya chai...

 

[sweetlady]

Kunywa chai peke ake Mtambuzi. Hvyo vingine waachie!