Jamani mimi kwa Hellen Dausen niko hoi

[Wyatt Mathewson]

Don't hunt what you can't kill.

Mzee wewe ni genius!

 

[Civilian Coin]

Huyu chizi bado yupo?

Hahahahahaha

 

[kimeloki]

Mh Rais mtarajiwa huyo atafaa sana kuwa first Lady

 

[chuma cha mjerumani]

Hakuna kinacho shindikana chini ya jua mkuu. Na huo ni mtazamo wako tu.

Kuna vitu vinashindikanaga.


Kama yule mtoto wa Obama siulishindwa kuuteka moyo wake?

 

[MIXOLOGIST]

Mbona kama vile pua yake imepata ajali hivi au imeng'atwa na nyuki? wa kawaida sana huku kwetu mjini.

 

[Civilian Coin]

Mbona kama vile pua yake imepata ajali hivi au imeng'atwa na nyuki? wa kawaida sana huku kwetu mjini.

Ukiona kwako kasoro ujue wengine hawajaona.

 

[Civilian Coin]

B

Kuna vitu vinashindikanaga.


Kama yule mtoto wa Obama siulishindwa kuuteka moyo wake?

Bado Niko chini sana.

 

[SK2016]

Mbona mmemshambulia Deogratius kwa hasira wakati mwenzenu kampenda mtoto mkali?

Jaribu bahati yako. Litakalojiri huko utupatie mrejesho.

Kweli, huyo binti ni mzuri sana.
Jiandae kwa ushindani mkubwa dhidi yako.

 

[Civilian Coin]

Mh Rais mtarajiwa huyo atafaa sana kuwa first Lady

Ewaaaaaaaaaaaa.

 

[Civilian Coin]

U

Mbona mmemshambulia Deogratius kwa hasira wakati mwenzenu kampenda mtoto mkali?

Jaribu bahati yako. Litakalojiri huko utupatie mrejesho.

Kweli, huyo binti ni mzuri sana.
Jiandae kwa ushindani mkubwa dhidi yako.

Ushindi ni mahaba ya dhati tu kaka.

 

[Titicomb]

She has beutiful eyes, BUT she needs a nose job.
Looks like she has a swelling nose.

So sorry guys, I never meant to hurt anybody's feelings.
I was just cleaning out my closet.

 

[GuDume]

Kwe mapenz kitu cha ajab...kwa mimi huyo dada ni wakawaida sana...hanishtui hata kidogo.deo network imerud kidogo?

 

[Bashatu]

Muibukie Zanzibar kwenye kiwanda chake, mbona sikuhizi mambo yamejirahisisha sana. Jiongeze fasta

 

[Civilian Coin]

Muibukie Zanzibar kwenye kiwanda chake, mbona sikuhizi mambo yamejirahisisha sana. Jiongeze fasta

Zanzibar .......

 

[Grahams]

Deo unajua vitu vizuri vizuri

Usije kuta Helen mwenyewe anayetajwa na Mr Deo hapo ndio wewe😀

 

[Watu8]

Huyu dada ni moja kati ya hustlers wa kuigwa mfano...

Ukisoma/akikusimulia historia yake unaweza ukaishia kulia lakini ndio njia ya mafanikio...

 

[Civilian Coin]

T

Huyu dada ni moja kati ya hustlers wa kuigwa mfano...

Ukisoma/akikusimulia historia yake unaweza ukaishia kulia lakini ndio njia ya mafanikio...

That's why life is. Ili uwe bora lazima u hustle kwanza. I admire her.

 

[KakaJambazi]

Huyu dada ni moja kati ya hustlers wa kuigwa mfano...

Ukisoma/akikusimulia historia yake unaweza ukaishia kulia lakini ndio njia ya mafanikio...

Historia ya mwanamke mzuri huwa hainistui.

 

[cariha]

Mbona mubovu huyo

 

[Castr]

Pengine ni simu yangu lakini naona wa kawaida.


NB. Mtemi Kisandu Mtoto wa Obama umeshamshindwa?