Jamaa amemtongoza mke wake bila kujua..

Mr. MTUI

Mr. MTUI

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Jamaa yangu anaomba ushauri wa haraka (Fast track)
Kisa kilikua hivi...
Wife kang'amua username ya jamaa ya JF. bila jama kuusoma mchezo.
Wife katengeza acount kaweka na profile picture ya kuvutia...(Bonge la Msambwanda):rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Baada ya hapo wife akamsearch jamaa na kuanza kumchombeza jamaa, kwa kum-quote quote jamaa plus vi inbox....Jamaa akaingia kingi bila break..:eek::eek::eek:Wakapanga hadi appointment huku ikishereheshwa na makiss na ma-Ilove you yakumwaga..
Sasa wakati jamaa anaondoka nyumbani..wife akamuuliza unaenda wapi...Jamaa akajibu nmeitwa kazini kuna emmergency:cool::cool::cool:. Alipotoka wife akampandia hewani na kumwambia ukweli...
Jamaa kwa aibu ikabidi apitie kwangu ili nimpe ushauri..Sijui nimshauri nini?
 
Unakipaji cha utungaji muone Shigongo akundelezee.

Mr. MTUI said:
Jamaa yangu anaomba ushauri wa haraka (Fast truck)
KIsa kilikua hivi...
Wife kang'amua username ya jamaa ya JF. bila jama kuusoma mchezo.
Wife katengeza acount kaweka na profile picture ya kuvutia...(Bonge la Msambwanda):rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Baada ya hapo wife akamsearch jamaa na kuanza kumchombeza jamaa, kwa kum-quote quote jamaa plus vi inbox....Jamaa akaingia kingi bila break..:eek::eek::eek:Wakapanga hadi appointment...
Sasa wakati jamaa anaondoka nyumbani..wife akamuuliza unaenda wapi...Jamaa akajibu nmeitwa kazini kuna emmergency:cool::cool::cool:. Alipotoka wife akampandia hewani na kumwambia ukweli...
Jamaa kwa aibu ikabidi apitie kwangu ili nimpe ushauri..Sijui nimshauri nini?
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Mr. MTUI said:
Jamaa yangu anaomba ushauri wa haraka (Fast truck)
KIsa kilikua hivi...
Wife kang'amua username ya jamaa ya JF. bila jama kuusoma mchezo.
Wife katengeza acount kaweka na profile picture ya kuvutia...(Bonge la Msambwanda):rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Baada ya hapo wife akamsearch jamaa na kuanza kumchombeza jamaa, kwa kum-quote quote jamaa plus vi inbox....Jamaa akaingia kingi bila break..:eek::eek::eek:Wakapanga hadi appointment...
Sasa wakati jamaa anaondoka nyumbani..wife akamuuliza unaenda wapi...Jamaa akajibu nmeitwa kazini kuna emmergency:cool::cool::cool:. Alipotoka wife akampandia hewani na kumwambia ukweli...
Jamaa kwa aibu ikabidi apitie kwangu ili nimpe ushauri..Sijui nimshauri nini?
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Asubir my wife wake atakuja kumshauri si yupo hapa JF!!!

Mambo mengine ya kisengerema, unaombaje ushaur wakat unatambua wote wapo hapa JF na wote wana access ya huo ushaur unaotolewa hapa kwa mtu mmoja.

Kwa akili hizi ndo maana wazungu wanatuibia hadi makinika
 
Mr. MTUI said:
Jamaa yangu anaomba ushauri wa haraka (Fast truck)
KIsa kilikua hivi...
Wife kang'amua username ya jamaa ya JF. bila jama kuusoma mchezo.
Wife katengeza acount kaweka na profile picture ya kuvutia...(Bonge la Msambwanda):rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Baada ya hapo wife akamsearch jamaa na kuanza kumchombeza jamaa, kwa kum-quote quote jamaa plus vi inbox....Jamaa akaingia kingi bila break..:eek::eek::eek:Wakapanga hadi appointment...
Sasa wakati jamaa anaondoka nyumbani..wife akamuuliza unaenda wapi...Jamaa akajibu nmeitwa kazini kuna emmergency:cool::cool::cool:. Alipotoka wife akampandia hewani na kumwambia ukweli...
Jamaa kwa aibu ikabidi apitie kwangu ili nimpe ushauri..Sijui nimshauri nini?
Click to expand...
Na wewe ona aibu
 
Mr. MTUI said:
Jamaa yangu anaomba ushauri wa haraka (Fast truck)
KIsa kilikua hivi...
Wife kang'amua username ya jamaa ya JF. bila jama kuusoma mchezo.
Wife katengeza acount kaweka na profile picture ya kuvutia...(Bonge la Msambwanda):rolleyes::rolleyes::rolleyes:
Baada ya hapo wife akamsearch jamaa na kuanza kumchombeza jamaa, kwa kum-quote quote jamaa plus vi inbox....Jamaa akaingia kingi bila break..:eek::eek::eek:Wakapanga hadi appointment...
Sasa wakati jamaa anaondoka nyumbani..wife akamuuliza unaenda wapi...Jamaa akajibu nmeitwa kazini kuna emmergency:cool::cool::cool:. Alipotoka wife akampandia hewani na kumwambia ukweli...
Jamaa kwa aibu ikabidi apitie kwangu ili nimpe ushauri..Sijui nimshauri nini?
Click to expand...
Huo ndio ubaya wa zinaa ,siku nyingine atamtongoza hata mtoto wake!!
 
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