Dear friends,
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and he decides he will pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to the Germany hell and asks" What do they do here? He is told, First they put you in an electric chair for one hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour, then the Germany decil comes in and whips you with an electric rope for the rest of the day.
The man does not like the sound of that at all and so he moves on
He checks out with the USA hell as well as the Russian and Indian hell and many more. He descovered that they are all similar to the Germany hell.
Then he comes to the TANZANIAN HELL and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to go in. Amazed he asks " what do they do here? He is told. first they put you in an electric chair for one hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Tanzanian devil comes in and whips you with the electric rope for the rest of the day.
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells. why are there so many people waiting to get in? asks the man.
A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, because there is never any electricity in Tanzania (Mgao) so the electricity chair and the electric rope do not work.
The nails were paid for but never supplied by the contractor and nobody makes a folow up, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on... and the tanzanian devil used to be A CIVIL SERVANT so he comes in, sign his time sheet and goea back home for other bussiness,
It pays to be a Tanzanian.
HAVE A NICE WEEK END,
A man dies and goes to hell. There he finds that there is a different hell for each country and he decides he will pick the least painful to spend his eternity.
He goes to the Germany hell and asks" What do they do here? He is told, First they put you in an electric chair for one hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour, then the Germany decil comes in and whips you with an electric rope for the rest of the day.
The man does not like the sound of that at all and so he moves on
He checks out with the USA hell as well as the Russian and Indian hell and many more. He descovered that they are all similar to the Germany hell.
Then he comes to the TANZANIAN HELL and finds that there is a long queue of people waiting to go in. Amazed he asks " what do they do here? He is told. first they put you in an electric chair for one hour, then they lay you on a bed of nails for another hour. The Tanzanian devil comes in and whips you with the electric rope for the rest of the day.
But that is exactly the same as all the other hells. why are there so many people waiting to get in? asks the man.
A concerned fellow calls him aside and said, because there is never any electricity in Tanzania (Mgao) so the electricity chair and the electric rope do not work.
The nails were paid for but never supplied by the contractor and nobody makes a folow up, so the bed is comfortable to sleep on... and the tanzanian devil used to be A CIVIL SERVANT so he comes in, sign his time sheet and goea back home for other bussiness,
It pays to be a Tanzanian.
HAVE A NICE WEEK END,
