It must be difficult being a man

It must be difficult being a man

Karucee

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Leo mie Karucee nimekaa weeeee. Nipo idle kishenzi. Sina mood wa kazi so nikajikuta nawafikiria hawa wenzetu ambao we cant kill them nor live without them. It must be really difficult being them.

1. Growing up, they are taught boys don't cry. Sometimes we just have to cry and everything seems alright. Emotions well up and no relief can be compared to breaking down and letting go.

2. Dating must be a pain in itself. Kwanza nikiangalia what goes on in my mind when someone asks me out namshukuru Mungu our thoughts are invisible because suicide would be the norm for these brothers of ours.

3. Mimi kama mwanamke naweza kuwa golikeeper if I decide that's all am worth. But mwanaume you have to study hard, and get a job to be able to even get a girl to look at you, let alone take her out so she can decide if she likes you.

4. It must be tricky having a penis and not getting laid. I wonder what it feels like. I like to believe women (because I am one) can control their sexual urges so I wonder how does it really really feel like. mh!

What is it really like being a man? Do you think we as women have it easier in life?
EMT, watu8, The Boss, Wi-Fi Mentor, figganigga Kiranga, Hoshea, figganigga, BAK
 
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Na ndio maana huwa nashangaa sana eti kuna wanaofikiria usawa!!!!!

Halafu sijui hati ya nyumba imefanyaje na makandokando mengine!!!!!

Ila rest assured haya yote hayaumizi kichwa kama nyie watani wa jadi mkiamua kukaa kama wewe hivi na kufikiria just kufikiria viatu hivi vinavyobana na hivi ni vya mpira na jua hili....halafu ukifika home sio tu juice bali hata ile pole tu huipati!!!!!!!!!

Wanaume tumeumbwa mateeeesooooo mateeeesssoooo
kuhangaika!!!!!

Cc Babu Asprin
 
Leo mie Karucee nimekaa weeeee. Nipo idle kishenzi. Sina mood wa kazi so nikajikuta nawafikiria hawa wenzetu ambao we cant kill them nor live without them. It must be really difficult being them.

1. Growing up, they are taught boys don't cry. Sometimes we just have to cry and everything seems alright. Emotions well up and no relief can be compared to breaking down and letting go.

2. Dating must be a pain in itself. Kwanza nikiangalia what goes on in my mind when someone asks me out namshukuru Mungu our thoughts are invisible because suicide would be the norm for these brothers of ours.

3. Mimi kama mwanamke naweza kuwa golikeeper if I decide that's all am worth. But mwanaume you have to study hard, and get a job to be able to even get a girl to look at you, let alone take her out so she can decide if she likes you.

4. It must be tricky having a penis and not getting laid. I wonder what it feels like. I like to believe women (because I am one) can control their sexual urges so I wonder how does it really really feel like. mh!

What is it really like being a man? Do you think we as women have it easier in life?
EMT, watu8, The Boss, Wi-Fi Mentor, ifigganigga Kiranga, Hoshea, figganigga, BAK

just wonder what the world would be to me if i were to be a woman.the mosr valuable thing in my life is my manhood
 
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There are several reasons why being a man is "cool"
1. Men remain (relatively) attractive later in life.
(I can get married even in my 60s.)
2,All your orgasms are real.
3,Your last name stay put.
4.Your ass is never a factor in job interview.
5.You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
6.One mood, all the time.(Hahahahahahahahaha)
7.You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
8.Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
9.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough!
10.You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood.
11.The world is your urinal (You can pee anywhere)
12. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me.
13.You never feel compelled to waste an evening trying to stop a pal from getting laid.( in you case..read "----ed")
14.Foreplay is optional.
15.If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
16.You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
17. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group
18. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
19.You can be president!
 
There are several reasons why being a man is "cool"
1. Men remain (relatively) attractive later in life.
(I can get married even in my 60s.)
2,All your orgasms are real.
3,Your last name stay put.
4.Your ass is never a factor in job interview.
5.You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
6.One mood, all the time.(Hahahahahahahahaha)
7.You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
8.Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
9.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough!
10.You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood.
11.The world is your urinal (You can pee anywhere)
12. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me.
13.You never feel compelled to waste an evening trying to stop a pal from getting laid.( in you case..read "----ed")
14.Foreplay is optional.
15.If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
16.You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
17. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group
18. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
19.You can be president!


Daaanh hii imesimama mkuu!!!!!
 
There are several reasons why being a man is "cool"
1. Men remain (relatively) attractive later in life.
(I can get married even in my 60s.)
2,All your orgasms are real.
3,Your last name stay put.
4.Your ass is never a factor in job interview.
5.You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
6.One mood, all the time.(Hahahahahahahahaha)
7.You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
8.Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
9.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough!
10.You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood.
11.The world is your urinal (You can pee anywhere)
12. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me.
13.You never feel compelled to waste an evening trying to stop a pal from getting laid.( in you case..read "----ed")
14.Foreplay is optional.
15.If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
16.You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
17. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group
18. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
19.You can be president!
Time Bandit, yeah..... I wanna know this..... what it feels to be a man.
 
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There are several reasons why being a man is "cool"
1. Men remain (relatively) attractive later in life.
(I can get married even in my 60s.)
2,All your orgasms are real.
3,Your last name stay put.
4.Your ass is never a factor in job interview.
5.You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
6.One mood, all the time.(Hahahahahahahahaha)
7.You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
8.Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
9.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough!
10.You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood.
11.The world is your urinal (You can pee anywhere)
12. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me.
13.You never feel compelled to waste an evening trying to stop a pal from getting laid.( in you case..read "----ed")
14.Foreplay is optional.
15.If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
16.You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
17. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group
18. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
19.You can be president!

Asante sana mkuu!
 
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