It must be difficult being a man

It must be difficult being a man

There is this other factor: "I must achieve this because I am a man!" Really gets me going.

There are times in the office you hear them ladies go like, 'mh! cha kufia nini' 'na mwanaume afanye nini sasa' 'ai! mi mtoto wa kike bwana niache' 'tena hapo nimejitahidi, am a lady you know' 'i'll jus ask my boo' 'etc etc etc'

In moments like that is when I realize, with all challenges, I love being a man and as Nyani Ngabu puts it, 'never trade it for anything'!!!!!


I love being a man!!!!!
 
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Being a man means being a leader
and being a leader means being chosen by GOD
Being chosen by GOD means everything belongs to you
Belonging everything means no one can control you

Therefore, if all factors remain constant, no woman can control a man
 
Karucee said:
Time Bandit, yeah..... I wanna know this..... what it feels to be a man.
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You girls, in most cases have an easy life(for sometime)...
1,If you are beautiful....
2,If you are young...
When you hit 40..competition from other girls/women younger than you become extremely stiff(..mind you there are very,very hot girls coming up to flunk you).The biggest challenge you have is...you have a very short shelf life.
Advise.....enjoy while it last Karucee!
As for us...we have our own challanges.....we have to be 'powerful' to attract you.Power here can connote....1,Physical attraction(handsome and healthy)..2,Financial clout(money)..3,Social status (fame,social position)...but all the 3 are hard to come by.You get to work your ass off!...and in most cases you will end up dying while trying
 
#.4.hurts me as a MAN and ofcourse its hard knowing that I have a penis but with nowhere to LAY it,aaarrggh it hurts
 
Time Bandit said:
There are several reasons why being a man is "cool"
1. Men remain (relatively) attractive later in life. (I can get married even in my 60s.)
2,All your orgasms are real.
3,Your last name stay put.
4.Your ass is never a factor in job interview.
5.You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
6.One mood, all the time.(Hahahahahahahahaha)
7.You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
8.Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
9.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough!
10.You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood.
11.The world is your urinal (You can pee anywhere)
12. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me.
13.You never feel compelled to waste an evening trying to stop a pal from getting laid.( in you case..read "----ed")
14.Foreplay is optional.
15.If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
16.You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
17. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group
18. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
19.You can be president!
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hahaa! I CAN PEE ANYWHERE and ofcourse I'LL BECOME A PRESIDENT.
 
Time Bandit said:
You girls, in most cases have an easy life(for sometime)...
1,If you are beautiful....
2,If you are young...
When you hit 40..competition from other girls/women younger than you become extremely stiff(..mind you there are very,very hot girls coming up to flunk you).The biggest challenge you have is...you have a very short shelf life.
Advise.....enjoy while it last Karucee!
As for us...we have our own challanges.....we have to be 'powerful' to attract you.Power here can connote....1,Physical attraction(handsome and healthy)..2,Financial clout(money)..3,Social status (fame,social position)...but all the 3 are hard to come by.You get to work your ass off!...and in most cases you will end up dying while trying
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Oyaaaaa Time Bandit! Hapo kwenye red rekebishaaaa. You make me feel like Paracetamol.
 
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BAK said:
LOL!!! Number 12.....umeninunia leo? Mbona tangu uanze kuangalia mpira hujanisemesha!?....No, I am just enjoying the game.
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Hahahahaaha. Kuna mambo mengine I do not identify with as a woman. I think it comes from being brought up by my Dad. Haha.
 
Time Bandit said:
There are several reasons why being a man is "cool"
1. Men remain (relatively) attractive later in life. (I can get married even in my 60s.)
2,All your orgasms are real.
3,Your last name stay put.
4.Your ass is never a factor in job interview.
5.You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
6.One mood, all the time.(Hahahahahahahahaha)
7.You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
8.Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
9.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough!
10.You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood.
11.The world is your urinal (You can pee anywhere)
12. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me.
13.You never feel compelled to waste an evening trying to stop a pal from getting laid.( in you case..read "----ed")
14.Foreplay is optional.
15.If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
16.You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
17. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group
18. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
19.You can be president!
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Proudly but poor enough all this doesn't change the fact that born a man is like buying a ticket to "STRUGGLE FOR LIFE"
 
Toria said:
Proudly but poor enough all this doesn't change the fact that born a man is like buying a ticket to "STRUGGLE FOR LIFE"
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Who told you that you lot don't have your own shares of "struggles"....who told you that you have an easy life for good?As a matter of course...this is a man,s world...(hard fact!) you have been the world second citizens from time immemorial!....refer your religious books for the record!
 
Karucee said:
Leo mie Karucee nimekaa weeeee. Nipo idle kishenzi. Sina mood wa kazi so nikajikuta nawafikiria hawa wenzetu ambao we cant kill them nor live without them. It must be really difficult being them.

1. Growing up, they are taught boys don't cry. Sometimes we just have to cry and everything seems alright. Emotions well up and no relief can be compared to breaking down and letting go.

2. Dating must be a pain in itself. Kwanza nikiangalia what goes on in my mind when someone asks me out namshukuru Mungu our thoughts are invisible because suicide would be the norm for these brothers of ours.

3. Mimi kama mwanamke naweza kuwa golikeeper if I decide that's all am worth. But mwanaume you have to study hard, and get a job to be able to even get a girl to look at you, let alone take her out so she can decide if she likes you.

4. It must be tricky having a penis and not getting laid. I wonder what it feels like. I like to believe women (because I am one) can control their sexual urges so I wonder how does it really really feel like. mh!

What is it really like being a man? Do you think we as women have it easier in life?
EMT, watu8, The Boss, Wi-Fi Mentor, figganigga Kiranga, Hoshea, figganigga, BAK
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kuwa ni moja ya vitu ambavyo unatakiwa kukubaliana navyo sababu vimekuwa na ukifikiria tena kwanini nimekuwa mwanamke au mwanaume ni sawa na kufikiri kwanini sijazaliwa kwenye familia ya kina newton au eistein hivi..
 
Don't worry madame Karucee being a mant isn't difficult at all. The only problem I see here is that you are looking at a man using a lady's lenses. We let off our emotions not by crying but by taking time off and thinking alone. That is why it is not advisable to start disturbing your man when he is silent and in deep thoughts. He is actually busy dealing with emotions and your interferences are not helpful at all in the process. Regarding dating it is not a big deal. When a lady turns a man down he knows it is part of the game. And most of the time we adopt the out-of-sight-out-of-mind strategy. So don't be fooled by a man who says he doeasn't sleep because of thinking about you. He is a damn lier because we men don't lose our sleep because of ladies. We are just not wired to work like that. I can give you more information about men but for the time being I think what I have said suffices. To sum up you should understand that MEN ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM WOMEN AND A LADY CANNOT FULLY UNDERSTAND THEM.
 
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