It must be difficult being a man

[afrique]

Amen brother, amen!

Mi mdada #Franky

 

[afrique]

Hahahahahaha..ukipigwa pasi ni majangaa.....on a serious note!Corporations zinapenda watu wenye akili sana.If you are not cute and you have a beautiful brain you will end somewhere good...but beautiful women...if they are clever...can knock down walls with their beauty.But sometime beauty can be a curse...kuna wasichana wazuri sana nawajuwa wamekuwa wahanga wa uzuri wao..

You have a point lol,though nothing drives me crazy kama naenda kwenye interview na hao waajiri wananitolea mimacho mimi badala ya certificates na criteria zao, aaghhhhhh""""!!!!!!!!only if i had a gun,i would have let them join hell

 

[Franky]

Mi mdada #Franky

Oooops! I'm sorry madame, for poor noticing. :frusty:

 

[Franky]

You have a point lol,though nothing drives me crazy kama naenda kwenye interview na hao waajiri wananitolea mimacho mimi badala ya certificates na criteria zao, aaghhhhhh""""!!!!!!!!only if i had a gun,i would have let them join hell

I have them. Used lakini, what's your choice? Ak 47 ,SMG, LMG, 9 millimetre pistol? Kuna nyingi nyingi

 

[Karucee]

You have a point lol,though nothing drives me crazy kama naenda kwenye interview na hao waajiri wananitolea mimacho mimi badala ya certificates na criteria zao, aaghhhhhh""""!!!!!!!!only if i had a gun,i would have let them join hell

dont shoot the hand that feeds you madam. lol

 

[Speaker]

I'm a MAN.
Ther is no option. If you look for one,your status changes from MAN to 'GAY'

Proudly a MAN.

 

[afrique]

I have them. Used lakini, what's your choice? Ak 47 ,SMG, LMG, 9 millimetre pistol? Kuna nyingi nyingi

Nipe tu zote ntamchagulia kila mhusika inayomfaa

 

[Time Bandit]

Oyaaaaa Time Bandit! Hapo kwenye red rekebishaaaa. You make me feel like Paracetamol.

Hahahahahahah....ok ligha kali eeeh...haya..."the window of opportunity on your side is short like Antarctic summer"

 

[kabanga]

Being a man i everything

ndio mkubwa....

 

[Blaine]

You have a point lol,though nothing drives me crazy kama naenda kwenye interview na hao waajiri wananitolea mimacho mimi badala ya certificates na criteria zao, aaghhhhhh""""!!!!!!!!only if i had a gun,i would have let them join hell

we already have guns and they shoot white-ish 'bullets'. We just can't use them in that location

 

[Franky]

Nipe tu zote ntamchagulia kila mhusika inayomfaa

Ntafute tuongee.

 

[Karucee]

Hahahahahahah....ok ligha kali eeeh...haya..."the window of opportunity on your side is short like Antarctic summer"

Much much better

 

[SHERRIF ARPAIO]

There are several reasons why being a man is "cool"
1. Men remain (relatively) attractive later in life. (I can get married even in my 60s.)
2,All your orgasms are real.
3,Your last name stay put.
4.Your ass is never a factor in job interview.
5.You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
6.One mood, all the time.(Hahahahahahahahaha)
7.You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
8.Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
9.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough!
10.You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood.
11.The world is your urinal (You can pee anywhere)
12. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me.
13.You never feel compelled to waste an evening trying to stop a pal from getting laid.( in you case..read "----ed")
14.Foreplay is optional.
15.If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
16.You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
17. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group
18. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
19.You can be president!

Very interesting