It must be difficult being a man

[afrique]

There are several reasons why being a man is "cool"
1. Men remain (relatively) attractive later in life. (I can get married even in my 60s.)
2,All your orgasms are real.
3,Your last name stay put.
4.Your ass is never a factor in job interview.
5.You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
6.One mood, all the time.(Hahahahahahahahaha)
7.You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
8.Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
9.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough!
10.You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood.
11.The world is your urinal (You can pee anywhere)
12. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me.
13.You never feel compelled to waste an evening trying to stop a pal from getting laid.( in you case..read "----ed")
14.Foreplay is optional.
15.If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
16.You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
17. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group
18. You don't have to mon
itor your friends' sex lives.
19.You can be president!

No 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Chelian]

Duh umeshuka!!
If i were a boy!

 

[figganigga]

how you doing my special sister Karucee? happy to see you once again. you know what? If you want something said, ask a man and if you want something done, ask a woman. that means behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. mia

 

[Hoshea]

Karucee my friend do not be idle, instead smoke that shit and meditate, ok back to question now, being a man is challenging, adventurous and so damn good, kuelezea ngumu sana.
i know u once wished u were a man, hihii

 

[EMT]

What is it really like being a man?

Just exactly the opposite of being a woman.

He does not need to put the toilet paper on the roll.

He can channel surf as much as he wants.

He is always the one who opens the door for her.

He can clean a room out with a big fart.

He doesn't care how big his belly or ass is.

He can let food run down his face.

He can't talk whilst brushing his teeth.

He does not squirt at all.

 

[Karucee]

Just exactly the opposite of being a woman.

He does not need to put the toilet paper on the roll.

He can channel surf as much as he wants.

He is always the one who opens the door for her.

He can clean a room out with a big fart.

He doesn't care how big his belly or ass is.

He can let food run down his face.

He can't talk whilst brushing his teeth.

He does not squirt at all.

Men get away with so much unajua?

 

[Time Bandit]

No 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hatareeee....with azz like this....the job is yours!No interview needed!

 

[Time Bandit]

Men get away with so much unajua?

Agree on this.....we do get away with sooo much!

 

[Karucee]

Agree on this.....we do get away with sooo much!

unaweza kulalamika kuhusu ukicheche wa mwanamme unaambiwa 'wanaume ndo walivyo' wtf?? So kama ni mwanandoa futi machozi rudi kwako usubiri kuletewa maradhi

 

[Blaine]

i support the man pride. 🙂
the thing i love most about being a man is the satisfaction of a job well done na others kuwa dependable on me. it feels great when your presence makes a difference.

 

[Time Bandit]

unaweza kulalamika kuhusu ukicheche wa mwanamme unaambiwa 'wanaume ndo walivyo' wtf?? So kama ni mwanandoa futi machozi rudi kwako usubiri kuletewa maradhi

Ukicheche is hardwired in our DNA.....we have been created to spread our genes as much as we can.But another thing...na nyie wazuri sana aisee...we just can't stand you creatures!

 

[afrique]

Hatareeee....with azz like this....the job is yours!No interview needed!

This world aint fare jamani ha!!!!!yani kama nimepigwa pasi ya makaa ya mawe huko behind hata niwe na experience na first class gpa hata hawajali hao waajiri wenyewe

 

[Franky]

No 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Amen brother, amen!

 

[Franky]

There are several reasons why being a man is "cool"
1. Men remain (relatively) attractive later in life. (I can get married even in my 60s.)
2,All your orgasms are real.
3,Your last name stay put.
4.Your ass is never a factor in job interview.
5.You don't give a rat's ass if someone notices your new haircut.
6.One mood, all the time.(Hahahahahahahahaha)
7.You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked.
8.Porn movies are designed with your mind in mind.
9.Three pairs of shoes are more than enough!
10.You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because your not in the mood.
11.The world is your urinal (You can pee anywhere)
12. You can watch a game in silence with your buddy for hours without even thinking: He must be mad at me.
13.You never feel compelled to waste an evening trying to stop a pal from getting laid.( in you case..read "----ed")
14.Foreplay is optional.
15.If you're 34 and single nobody notices.
16.You can be showered and ready in 10 minutes.
17. You can go to the bathroom with out a support group
18. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex lives.
19.You can be president!

Additional, we "men" don't go for MP's Hahaha, if you know what I mean?

 

[Time Bandit]

This world aint fare jamani ha!!!!!yani kama nimepigwa pasi ya makaa ya mawe huko behind hata niwe na experience na first class gpa hata hawajali hao waajiri wenyewe

Hahahahahaha..ukipigwa pasi ni majangaa.....on a serious note!Corporations zinapenda watu wenye akili sana.If you are not cute and you have a beautiful brain you will end somewhere good...but beautiful women...if they are clever...can knock down walls with their beauty.But sometime beauty can be a curse...kuna wasichana wazuri sana nawajuwa wamekuwa wahanga wa uzuri wao..

 

[Franky]

Ukicheche is hardwired in our DNA.....we have been created to spread our genes as much as we can.But another thing...na nyie wazuri sana aisee...we just can't stand you creatures!

Lol tell them brother. Tell them God never created men to be monogamous! We're polygamy period. That's why a millions of sperms speedfully trotting for a single ovum! Holy shit!

 

[Time Bandit]

Lol tell them brother. Tell them God never created men to be monogamous! We're polygamy period. That's why a millions of sperms speedfully trotting for a single ovum! Holy shit!

Hahahahahahaha....Franky!...Holy shit indeed!....we are vagitarians by nature!Ile kitu haitupiti aisee!

 

[EMT]

Men get away with so much unajua?

Pia we get so much for being a man.

 

[Kongosho]

He doesn't care how big his belly or ass is..

Tena kwa kujisifia, 'halinuki'

He does not squirt at all.

Na hapa ndio mnakosa uhondo

 

[tracy]

With all that,i cant wait to have a son..
;
;
if i were a boy!lol