Idd Amini Dada Bingwa wa Kiingereza Afrika Mashariki?

[Mwihadisa]

Idd Amini Dada wa Uganda alikuwa mahiri sana wa Lugha ya Kiingereza...Miongoni mwa hotuba zake ilikuwa na maneno yafuatayo;..

His Excellency President for Life, Field Marshal Al Hadji Doctor Idi Amin, VC, DSO, MC, Lord of All the Beasts of the Earth and Fishes of the Sea, and Conqueror of the British Empire in Africa in General and Uganda in Particular.".

Hakuishia hapo,

"My majesty Mr. Queen Sir, horrible ministers and members of parliament, invented Guests, ladies under gentlemen. I hereby thank you completely…..Mr. Queen, sir; and also what he has done for me and my fellow Uganda who come with me"

Hapa tena baada ya kufurahishwa na mapokezi ya Malkia anaahidi "kulipa fadhila/kulipa kisasi"

"Ladies under Gentlemen, I'm here to undress you....thank you Mr.Queen, for your kind, I have eaten and I'm fed up,if you come to Uganda I will revenge,You will it full of cow and you will sleep on me, thank you Mr Queen!!!!"

Kwa hisani ya Wadau mbalimbali...

 

[Dr.zero]

Alisema Thank you very difficult..

 

[SG8]

Alisema Thank you very difficult..

Ha ha ha huyu alikuwa kiboko kweli

 

[mtamanyali]

thank you completely

 

[Damson88]

teh teh...u have made my daaaaaay

 

[Arnoldinho]

Mr. Queen

 

[Mkeshaji]

Alishawahi kuulizwa kuhusu Hitler. Jamaa akacheka sana halafu akamjibu yule mwandishi: "Hitler problem is past tense".

Ila mi nilkuwa namaindi confo lake. Jamaa alikuwa anavunjavunja kiinglishi halafu haogopi mtu.

 

[Tuyuku]

duh hii kubwa kuliko

 

[JM K]

Aliwah kusema mwezi wa 3 yaani march yeye akasema three moon

 

[nachid]

nimefurahi sana kwa hii thread

 

[Elviejo]

alishawahi kusema "Entebe of london"

 

[Mwihadisa]

nimefurahi sana kwa hii thread

Karibu..

 

[elmagnifico]

na aliongeza hii
We have really eaten very much. And we are fed
up completely:And also very thanks to you
keenly open up from all windows: so that those
plenty climates can come into lunch. But before I
go back to my country with a plane from the
Entebbe airport of London I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so
that we can also revenge on you .
You will eat a full cow:and also feel up your
stomach and walk with difficult because of full
stomach completely. Even when you want to rest
at night; I will make sure that you sleep on top
of me in the top up stairs of my mansion
completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air. "But now am sorry because I have to tell you that
I have made a shortcall on you only. But next
time I shall make a long call on you to last the
whole moon completely. Thank you very much to
allow me to undress you completely before these
extinguished ladies undergentlemen sir. Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our
international anthem of the republic of Uganda
and also the British international anthem..Your
majesty sir, I thank you from the bottom of my
heart and from thebottoms of all the people of
Uganda . With this few words I thank you Sir.

 

[elmagnifico]

angetoa speech ya obama ingekuwa hivi

Ladies under gentlemen from the America have
made the black man completely full of
themselves. Our chests are jumping from their
territories with much happiness. I tell you, now my
country which is in Uganda will send all their
women to Kogelo to strengthen friendship. I would have them shipped to America by quick
mail, but that would be long and useless, so I am
sending them by foot across the border with the
flag of Uganda in front and behind them
completely. Now me and Obama are wonderful
neighbors. We will be switching places after every boredom. I believe my wife will cook much
bananas for the young man and leading him
upstairs to sleep in my house. I am looking
forward to the pleasure Michell will give me just
like she does foe her husband. I will like it very
much if she will let me sleep on top of her in the upstairs of their house, so that I can see the
pieces of the twin towers brought down by
Osama during his wildness.
I have promised Obama that when they bring
Osama down to the country of Uganda, I will
show him who in the middle of the two of us has bigger balls completely. May God bless Uganda
completely before going to America.

 

[Acha Uvivu]

na aliongeza hii
We have really eaten very much. And we are fed
up completely:And also very thanks to you
keenly open up from all windows: so that those
plenty climates can come into lunch. But before I
go back to my country with a plane from the
Entebbe airport of London I wish to invitation you Mr. Queen, to become home to Uganda so
that we can also revenge on you .
You will eat a full cow:and also feel up your
stomach and walk with difficult because of full
stomach completely. Even when you want to rest
at night; I will make sure that you sleep on top
of me in the top up stairs of my mansion
completely so that you can enjoy all the gravity of fresh air. "But now am sorry because I have to tell you that
I have made a shortcall on you only. But next
time I shall make a long call on you to last the
whole moon completely. Thank you very much to
allow me to undress you completely before these
extinguished ladies undergentlemen sir. Lastly but not list, I ask the band to play our
international anthem of the republic of Uganda
and also the British international anthem..Your
majesty sir, I thank you from the bottom of my
heart and from thebottoms of all the people of
Uganda . With this few words I thank you Sir.

Mkuu huna budi kuongezea, maana mi cheka mbaya.

 

[bishankara]

You made my day. Thank you very much.

 

[Mkiliman]

Jf..i love you all completely.

 

[DR.RWEYENDERA]

tena alikuwa anadhan kila chuo kikuu dunian kinaitwa MAKELELE akasema when i was in MAKELELE OF TANZANIA akimaanisha UDSM

 

[SG8]

tena alikuwa anadhan kila chuo kikuu dunian kinaitwa MAKELELE akasema when i was in MAKELELE OF TANZANIA akimaanisha UDSM

Ha ha ha jamaa lilikuwa kilaza kupita kiasi

 

[Mfwalamanyambi]

Ha ha ha jamaa lilikuwa kilaza kupita kiasi

na Gavana wa Benki kuu ya Uganda alipomwambia nchi haina hela, jamaa akauliza kwani karatasi za kutengenezea hela hakuna? na akatoa amri ya kuchapisha manoti mengi!!!