I wish I had a husband already

[kibaravumba]

How I wish I had a husband jamani nimechoka kuwa mpweke. Usiku kama huu I have no one to cuddle with in bed just holding my pillow imaging it as a man.

Yan wanaume wa kuoa wapo ila kimbembe mpaka umpate atakae kuvutia. Just like me here I get approached with a lot of men but sijaona alienivutia wengi ni wafupi halafu mimi napenda wale walioenda hewani. Sasa jamani na umri huu nikiendelea kuchagua si nitafika 30 sina dalili ya kuolewa oohh God help. At this age I wish I had 2kids and a lovely husband but non has happened no kids no husband.

Dear future hubby popote ulipo nakuita uje kwa jina la Yesu tuanze mipango ya ndoa yetu mwakani muda kama huu niwe na ujauzito wa miezi mitano for our first born.

Dear hubby I promise to love you to hell like no one ever did before, I will care for you, cook for you, take you for a bath in the morning, wash your clothes, pray for you, love your family, help you financially, give you good sex anytime you need etc.
My lovely husband your future wife needs you now she is so tired of sleeping alone.

Nakupenda mume wangu mtarajiwa naamini kabisa utakua hukuhuku Jf umejifucha tu.

Pole sana,unachokitafuta utakipata!Huyu huyu Mungu ndiye aliyewaumba wafupi na akawaona wako vizuri,ndo huyu huyu unamuomba akupe warefu?!!!
Nakuonea huruma maana hujajua jinsi maumivu yanavyokuwa ukipata unayemdhania lakini akawa na tabia ambazo hujawahi kuzifikiria.
Pole kwa kuwa bado unaishi kwenye giza.Endelea kuwaza maisha ya tamthiliya za kifilipono.

 

[palangana]

Halafu baada ya ndoa unaleta ALFU LELA ULELA, HEKAYA ZA ABUNUASI, KALIKAMA KENGE ALIKATAA KWENDA SHULE, ESOPO,😃😃😃😃

 

[the sister]

Pole sana,unachokitafuta utakipata!Huyu huyu Mungu ndiye aliyewaumba wafupi na akawaona wako vizuri,ndo huyu huyu unamuomba akupe warefu?!!!
Nakuonea huruma maana hujajua jinsi maumivu yanavyokuwa ukipata unayemdhania lakini akawa na tabia ambazo hujawahi kuzifikiria.
Pole kwa kuwa bado unaishi kwenye giza.Endelea kuwaza maisha ya tamthiliya za kifilipono.

Hivi mtu hana haki ya kuchagua anachokipenda?

 

[jje's]

I feel like I have to say something!
First of all I congratulate you for the free expression,you did well!But your wish is hard to get granted because you put your desire on a variable s,like saying tall man,hoe tall?Does tallness has anything to do with cuddling you that the opposite cant..+?You will get frustrated by not get what you wish because you have not yet asked your inner most of you as what you really need...!Your brain wants such while your true you needs something else..!Forget about tall or short,if you mean pray then submit your prayer to God for what you need not what you want...!Dont be too clever to God,just be an obedient soul,you will be treated accordingly but with abundant Love!
Wish you lucky my dear!

how wise and lovely

congrats mkuu

 

[jje's]

Uko desperate sana dada

Unasahau unapanga na Mungu naye anakupangia, na unasahau kwenye maisha haya hupati uanchotaka bali unachostahili??? Usiwe mchaguzi hivo, ondoa hiko kua wanakuja wafupi tu na wewe unataka wa kwenda hewani

Unapoangalia mwenza wa kudum, mwenza wa kushare naye maisha yako yote lazima kuwe na vigezo vinavyoishi sio hivi vya urefu na upana na hata hivo huwez mpata mwenye vyote lazima baadhi atamiss muhim kuangalia vya muhim tu kama anavyo

Mshirikishe Mungu, sababu hujibu kila goti lipigwalo kwa nia, uwe mstahmilivu muda wako unakuja.

wise

big up sis

 

[funzadume]

Mademu bana utakuta yeye mwenye hana hata feature yoyote ya kuolewa halafu anaanza kuchagua chagua sijui warefu. Siku ukijikuta muda umepita utaolewa hadi na mbilikimo

 

[the sister]

Mademu bana utakuta yeye mwenye hana hata feature yoyote ya kuolewa halafu anaanza kuchagua chagua sijui warefu. Siku ukijikuta muda umepita utaolewa hadi na mbilikimo

Nonsense

 

[funzadume]

Nonsense

utagundua kama ni nonsense siku ukifikisha 40 huna hata mwanaume wa kukusalimia njiani acha tu mchumba mnaanzaga hivi hivi sijui nataka m/ume mrefu sijui mwenye masters

 

[Yaleyale]

Kuna mtu atapigwa hapa kipigo cha mbwa kokoko. Nasubiria mrejesho wa mtu aliyepigwa.

 

[Mwanyasi]

Lovely!
Keep praying for!

 

[sengobad]

Ukiona hivo ulishapigwa mijeredi mpaka baasi!!

 

[Samcezar]

Sasa naanza kuingia ukakasi kuja katika platform ya mahusiano maana watu wanapost pumba za mtama kabisa

 

[sengobad]

Au kwann usiende Star swahili/ mapenzi kizunguzungu pale hauwez kukosa, ukikosa nitafte nikuelekeze pengine

 

[sengobad]

All the best umpate huyo future husband, but don't be too selective, mwishowe utaishia kumpata mrefu mwenye tabia mbayaa, wkt ulipangiwa mfupi mstaarabu.

Awe mfupi au mrefu hakuna wa kumuweza huyo, abda kama hujipendi, hiv wewe unafhan yeye ni mjinga kuleta tangazo lake hapa.

 

[linguistics]

Wakipataga hayo yote wanajengekaga kitabia flani hivi ambacho wanaume hatubebagii... si umeona hata anavyojielezea hapo, sijui"my own car"my own house"my business".
Wanapataga pembe flani hivi, baya sana.

Tafuta pesa Brian...acha manenoo. Ukiwa na mshiko mwanamke mwenye 'my own car' hatokusumbua.

 

[Pulchra Animo]

....I get approached with a lot of men but sijaona alienivutia wengi ni wafupi halafu mimi napenda wale walioenda hewani.....

Kila mtu ni mfupi na mrefu wakati huo huo. It all depends on your point of reference. Mr. Y may be shorter than Mr. Z but taller than Mr. X (or the other way around)!

Hao wafupi unaowasema ni wafupi kuliko nani au kigezo chako cha urefu ni futi ngapi? Please help me help you!

 

[Brian Spilner]

Tafuta pesa Brian...acha manenoo. Ukiwa na mshiko mwanamke mwenye 'my own car' hatokusumbua.

Asante mkuu..

 

[Nebuchadinezzer]

How I wish I had a husband jamani nimechoka kuwa mpweke. Usiku kama huu I have no one to cuddle with in bed just holding my pillow imaging it as a man.

Yan wanaume wa kuoa wapo ila kimbembe mpaka umpate atakae kuvutia. Just like me here I get approached with a lot of men but sijaona alienivutia wengi ni wafupi halafu mimi napenda wale walioenda hewani. Sasa jamani na umri huu nikiendelea kuchagua si nitafika 30 sina dalili ya kuolewa oohh God help. At this age I wish I had 2kids and a lovely husband but non has happened no kids no husband.

Dear future hubby popote ulipo nakuita uje kwa jina la Yesu tuanze mipango ya ndoa yetu mwakani muda kama huu niwe na ujauzito wa miezi mitano for our first born.

Dear hubby I promise to love you to hell like no one ever did before, I will care for you, cook for you, take you for a bath in the morning, wash your clothes, pray for you, love your family, help you financially, give you good sex anytime you need etc.
My lovely husband your future wife needs you now she is so tired of sleeping alone.

Nakupenda mume wangu mtarajiwa naamini kabisa utakua hukuhuku Jf umejifucha tu.

Tatizo unachagua mno bila kujua cku hizi wafupi ndo waoaji.

 

[the sister]

Ukiona hivo ulishapigwa mijeredi mpaka baasi!!

Nonsense

 

[kiomboi]

Mihemko '