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How to talk your way out of trouble.......

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtoboasiri, Mar 2, 2012.

  1. Mtoboasiri

    Mtoboasiri JF-Expert Member

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    A man was brought before the judge and charged with Necrophilia.
    The judge said to the man, "In the 20 years on the bench, I've never heard such a disgusting, immoral thing. Just give me one good reason why I shouldn't lock you up and throw away the key!"

    The man replied, "I'll give you THREE good reasons:
    first of all, it's none of your damn business...
    second of all, she was my wife...
    and third of all, I didn't KNOW she was dead, she ALWAYS acted that way in bed!"
  2. Mphamvu

    Mphamvu JF-Expert Member

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    Three reasons fo sho!