How to spot a wife material

[masai dada]

Mapenzi ya upande mmoja ni for loosers..... people with low self esteem or failures in life....

sure low self esteem

 

[Lovebird]

...She will not complain if you impregnate her best friend.......ukitoka na dadake/mdogowake ataomba msaaha badala ya wewe kumwomba..

 

[Khantwe]

Twin Khantwe plz do the needful... Si ulipita kwa Ras Simba???

Mtoa mada anasema hivii....mke mwema ni yule ambaye:-
1.Yuko tayari kulala njaa ili mkewe ashibe
2.Mumewe akitaka kwenda jela kwa kesi ya kubaka anaenda yeye badala yake
3.Mumewe akirudi nyumbani na mchepuko anawaachia chumba ye analala stoo
4.And last but not least....mumewe akichepuka anaenda kuushukuru mchepuko kwa 'kumsaidia' mumewe 'shida yake'
Nimefanya samare tu Twin I hope umepata 'aidia'

 

[Khantwe]

Exactly and more than this,because i need to live like a king

Then u should look for a servant....not a wife

 

[shalet]

duh tokea big bang mpaka leo hakujawahi kuwa na mwanamke wa aina hiyo....

 

[Khantwe]

duh tokea big bang mpaka leo hakujawahi kuwa na mwanamke wa aina hiyo....

Hata Hawa mwanamke wa kwanza sidhan kama alikuwa akifanya hayo achilia mbali bibi zetu wa miaka ya 47 mnaowasema

 

[Sibonike]

She can leave an exam hall to prepare lunch for you.

She can slice a basket of onions without
shedding tears.

She will apologize to you after you cheat on her.

She can prepare sweet jell of rice with Tshs20.

She will fry liver without even tasting ..

She will not complain if you impregnate her best friend.

When she collect her salary she will give you all of it so that you can share with her from it.

She'll serve you chicken laps while she eats chicken head.

She can stay up to fight mosquitoes while you sleep

You are talking about a wife material. In other words,a potentially good wife to be.
But you have ended up talking about a subservient wife possibly from Mars.

 

[Miss Neddy]

to leave exam hall to prepapare lunch for him never

 

[Binti1]

mmmmh hapana aiseh

 

[Criterion]

Tragedy!.

She can leave an exam hall to prepare lunch for you.

She can slice a basket of onions without
shedding tears.

She will apologize to you after you cheat on her.

She can prepare sweet jell of rice with Tshs20.

She will fry liver without even tasting ..

She will not complain if you impregnate her best friend.

When she collect her salary she will give you all of it so that you can share with her from it.

She'll serve you chicken laps while she eats chicken head.

She can stay up to fight mosquitoes while you sleep

 

[illuh]

sijui wanijua ? hizi points ulizoandika kama vile umeandika kuhusu mimi nnavyofanya !!

She can leave an exam hall to prepare lunch for you.

She can slice a basket of onions without
shedding tears.

She will apologize to you after you cheat on her.

She can prepare sweet jell of rice with Tshs20.

She will fry liver without even tasting ..

She will not complain if you impregnate her best friend.

When she collect her salary she will give you all of it so that you can share with her from it.

She'll serve you chicken laps while she eats chicken head.

She can stay up to fight mosquitoes while you sleep

 

[Consigliere]

Sayari ipi?

Mine wife

 

[xfactor]

Huyo malaika mkuu sio binadamu

 

[Khantwe]

to leave exam hall to prepapare lunch for him never

Hilo tu?
won't u complain if he impegnates your friend?
Will u apologize after he cheats on yu?
Will u stay up at night to fight mosquitoes while he sleeps?
Gal...u r extraordinarily good. Congratulations....!!

 

[Khantwe]

sijui wanijua ? hizi points ulizoandika kama vile umeandika kuhusu mimi nnavyofanya !!

Teh teh....atakuwa mumeo huyu lol...anawamegea wenzie siri ya ndoa yake

 

[1st AID]

This will happen when rat starting chase the dog.

However vice versa of that is a husband material.

 

[INGENJA]

Ningempata wa hivi hakyamama ningeacha mitulinga na every Sunday services nisingekosa kwa sababu ya hangover wala leo asingepita hapa JF hukuakiimba "am looking for my ingenja!!!!????"eeeh bwana nibadilishie huyu mwanamke leo nikirudi nyumbani awe wa hivi aminaa

 

[paup]

labda yupo jupiter huyo wife material.....nowdays hakunaga...

 

[mkorinto]

Wanapatikana duka gani?

 

[shalet]

Hata Hawa mwanamke wa kwanza sidhan kama alikuwa akifanya hayo achilia mbali bibi zetu wa miaka ya 47 mnaowasema

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