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How to do business

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kingdom_man, Apr 16, 2011.

  1. Kingdom_man

    Kingdom_man JF-Expert Member

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    A father went to his son and said,

    Son, I want you to marry a girl of my choice

    Son: "I will choose my own bride!"

    Father: "But the girl is Bill Gate¬Ęs daughter."

    Son: "Well, in that case...ok"

    Next, the Father approaches Bill Gates.

    Father: "I have a husband for your daughter."

    Bill Gates: "But my daughter is too young to marry!"

    Father: "But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank."

    Bill Gates: "Ah, in that case...ok"

    Finally, the Father goes to see the president of the World Bank and says,

    Sir, I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president."

    President: "But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!"

    Father: "But this young man is Bill Gates's son-in-law."

    President: "Ah, in that case...ok"

    NB: Now, this is how business is done!!

    Moral lesson: Even If you have nothing, You can get Anything. But your attitude should be positive
  2. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaa jamaa akapatiwa mke kilaini.
  3. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    sio mke tuu, na kazi pia hahahaaaaaaaa